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Clips from Gilligan's Island - St. Gilligan and the Dragon (S01E01)

"* A three hour tour *"
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"[laughing]"
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"Lysistrata was a woman who lived thousands of years ago."
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"And I took care of myself in Hollywood and that is tougher."
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"- Or wild natives. - Or wild life."
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"I do miss the woman's help, you know?"
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"That's right. Especially for me."
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"I miss the boys with long hair."
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"- Oh, let me kiss it. - Let me."
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"You just wait and see. Those women will be back pretty soon."
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"[whistling]"
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"Oh, it just shows how silly they are. Men, I mean."
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"What's the other one have to do?"
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"Familiar?"
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"Gilligan certainly did a thorough job on this radio."
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"* Not a single luxury *"
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"* Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale *"
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"* A tale of a fateful trip *"
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"* That started from this tropic port *"
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"* Aboard this tiny ship *"
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"* The mate was a mighty sailin' man *"
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"* The Skipper brave and sure *"
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"* Five passengers set sail that day *"
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"* For a three hour tour *"
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"[thunder rumbling]"
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"* The weather started getting rough *"
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"* The tiny ship was tossed *"
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"* If not for the courage of the fearless crew *"
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"* The Minnow would be lost *"
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"* The Minnow would be lost *"
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"* The ship set ground on the shore *"
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"* Of this uncharted desert isle *"
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"* With Gilligan *"
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"* The Skipper too *"
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"* The movie star *"
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"* And the rest *"
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"* Are here on Gilligan's Isle *"
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"Gentlemen, we have listened to your excuses long enough."
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"And we're not gonna put up with it."
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"- May I have the guava jelly? - We got to have some privacy."
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"- Where is the guava jelly? - You haven't heard a word said."
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"Sure I did. You want more privacy."
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"Now, may I have the guava jelly?"
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"No, you can't."
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"We're not gonna serve you anything else either."
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"If you don't cooperate with us, we won't cooperate with you."
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"Here's the guava jelly, Skipper."
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"- Oh, no, you don't. - Oh, yes, I do."
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"- Oh, no, you don't. - Oh, yes, I do."
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"Yes, you did. Thanks a lot, Gilligan."
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"By the way, we're not gonna do anymore washing either."
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"Besides, you said you'd build us a hut last week."
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"We've had other things that are more important."
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"We'll get to it soon."
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"Oh, well, there won't be any lunch today."
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"We have other things to do that are more important."
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"We'll get to it as soon as we can."
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"Oh, I'm...sorry that we're-we're late for breakfast."
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"We're used to having breakfast in bed served by our butler."
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"That's after his butler serves him breakfast."
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"Ha ha! That's the only way to live. Here you are, Lovey."
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"Oh, dear, isn't there anything left?"
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Howell, but Mary Ann and Ginger are on strike."
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"On strike? By George, you get two workers together"
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"they organize every time."
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"You men keep promising to build us a hut."
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"And you won't keep your promises."
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"Women should have the same rights as men."
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"Ha ha. Did you hear that, Lovey?"
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"Women should have the same rights as men."
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"You're not laughing, Lovey, with these.."
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"Thurston, you've been promising me to build a hut"
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"of our own for weeks now."
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"I'll get to it by and by."
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"But I'm not asking for anything elaborate."
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"Just a little split-level hut or a palm tree penthouse."
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"I'm afraid, you women will have to face the facts."
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"Historically, it's the man who decides what should be done."
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"- Yeah. - Hear, hear, hear!"
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"Haven't you ever heard of Lysistrata?"
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"Yeah. Isn't that a mouthwash?"
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"And she persuaded all the women in her town to ignore the men"
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"completely unless they got what they wanted."
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"Well, I think we should all act like Lysis-Lysis.."
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"- Lysistrata, dear. - Lysistrata."
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"That's Greek to me."
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"Hey, Confucius say, "Women who stand on rights"
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"sometimes get laughed.""
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"[laughing]"
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"Ha ha. Come on, girls."
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"We'll build our own hut."
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"I sure wish you girls weren't doing this."
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"- Did you hear a voice? - No, I didn't hear a soul."
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"Please, man, I'd rather do it myself."
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"But it's very heavy. You might strain yourself."
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"These men must learn, we can take care of ourselves."
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"I took care of myself in a farm in Kansas and that's tough."
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"Ah, ho ho!"
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"- Ow! - Mrs. Howell, are you coming?"
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"In a minute, girls!"
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"Lovey, w-we've been married for 19 wonderful years."
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"And during all that time I've taken care of you."
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"I've watched over you. I-I've babied you."
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"No, no. Look, look, please."
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"You'll be lost without me. Lost, I tell you."
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"Ready, girls!"
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"Lovey darling, just tell me one thing. One last thing."
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"What color pill do I take at noon, please, love?"
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"Oh, the redsies."
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"No, you must let me. You can't do this."
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"Lovey, you're doing a mad, impulsive thing. I mean, really."
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"You can't carry those heavy bags like that. I.."
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"Thank you, girls."
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"Now, ladies, please, I wish you'd reconsider"
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"this whole thing for your own safety."
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"Yes, there might be wild animals on the island."
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"They're just trying to scare us."
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"And we're not going to be scared."
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"I haven't heard a thing."
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