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Clips from South Park - A Boy and a Priest (S22E22)

"Father!"
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"Aw, shit! I missed it."
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"Why did you invite Butters to game night?"
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"Come on, Father. You can't give up so fast!"
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"People will rip on me."
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"I do."
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"Why do you care?!"
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"I wasn't always this cool. I've been through it."
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"But then, one day, somebody told me something."
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"and you know who told me that?"
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"You did! Two years ago in church!"
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"Hey. Morning, Mackey."
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"Mornin'! Mornin'!"
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"A lot better, thank you."
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"All right."
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"[ Door handle rattles ]"
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"Huh."
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"What the...?"
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"It's not open."
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"Let me try."
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"Hey! Hey, it's 9:00! Hey!"
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"What's going on?"
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"[ Lock disengages, door opens ]"
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"Ohhhhh!"
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"There's no church today!"
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"Hey! Open the door!"
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"Well, this sucks."
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"What are we supposed to do without church?"
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"What are you guys so upset about?"
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"Shut up, Shelly!"
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"Nice, warm fire."
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"How many are your works, Lord?"
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"[ Giggles ] Yeah. The Lord's pretty cool."
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Faith in Christ ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Telephone rings ]"
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"Denver Archdiocese. The Lord be with you."
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"Uh, my name is counselor Mackey,"
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"and w-we seem to be having a little problem"
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"with our local church here in South Park."
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"Our, uh -- our priest has gone missing."
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"Oh, not another one!"
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"All right. Listen to me carefully."
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"Your local priest has not done anything wrong."
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"Probably just taking some time off."
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"Well, it's not suspicious."
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"We just kind of don't know what to do, you know?"
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"We'll take care of it."
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"There's no need to involve the authorities."
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"Just sit tight."
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"[ Button clicks ]"
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"Send in a clean-up crew now."
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"[ Doors open ]"
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"We've got another one."
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"A priest in South Park has gone rogue"
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"I need you guys to get up there and clean up his mess."
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"there won't be a lick of cum anywhere."
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"[ Song playing ]"
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"♪♪"
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"Let's go tear up the skating rink!"
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"I don't want a priest at my fucking birthday party!"
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"It's all right, Clyde. It's all right."
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"[ Song playing ]"
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"That's it! You're doin' great!"
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"I'm gonna go get us some soda pop."
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"[ Depressing Country song playing ]"
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"♪♪"
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"Are we just bags of carbon and water"
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"put on this planet for no purpose?"
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"You're born."
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"You die."
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"It all does seem pretty meaningless."
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"There's people inside!"
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"-The church is back open! -Thank God! Let's go!"
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"[ Vacuum whirring ]"
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"Scrub everything."
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"Police can detect"
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"Hey!"
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"Oh. Uh, hello, my children."
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"Townspeople: And with your spirit."
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"What, uh, what are you guys doing?"
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"while we wait for your priest to come back."
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"He was called to South America last week."
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"Last week?"
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"No, he was at my house a couple days ago"
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"playing board games with the boys."
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"[ Whirring stops ]"
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"Look. I assure you everything is fine."
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"Your priest will be back. Just have some patience."
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"Come on, guys."
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"Scrub everything."
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"Bleach those board-game pieces."
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"It's either blood and cum or ketchup and mayo."
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"Well, just get rid of it."
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"Bleach the entire top of the table."
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"That's probably where he mounted them."
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"Oh. Hello, my son."
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"What are we doing about what?"
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"Well, I mean, it looks like"
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"Mnh-mnh. That's not what's going on."
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"Your local priest was never here, actually."
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"Yeah, he was. I played with him."
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"which we are about to receive..."
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"Kyle, will you do something, please?"
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"-Why me?"
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"♪♪"
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"...through Christ, Our Lord. Amen."
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"Oh, sure, Kyle. Be right back, Father."
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"All right, my child."
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"What's up?"
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"I mean, sometimes the guys just wanna do stuff"
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"Nobody wants to hear about Jesus at a birthday party."
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"♪ Faith in Christ ♪"
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"All right, clean and scrub everything."
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"Of course it's cum. Get the Kumby!"
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"Hello, young man."
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"Tell me about this Butters."
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