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Clips from South Park - A Boy and a Priest (S22E22)

"It's not about a few bad apples."
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"So just stay away from me!"
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"But...I thought we were pals."
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"[ Vehicle approaches ]"
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"Hey."
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"Did you know that Jesus loves you?"
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""And the life I now live in the flesh"
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"No, thanks."
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"Stan?"
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"Worst birthday ever!"
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"[ Chatter on television ]"
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"[ Remote clicking ] Boring."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, no, I haven't seen Butters. Or Stan."
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"Please, Father, we're all lost,"
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"and then eradicate this entire place of any evidence."
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"Should I bring out the Kumby?"
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"No, this is gonna be a bigger job than that."
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"Hey, Randy, what's up?"
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"Stephen!"
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"Stephen, listen -- The boys are missing."
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"Should we call the police or buy some condoms?"
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"But, seriously, we have to find these guys!"
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"She said, "to a midnight sale at Boys-R-Us.""
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"Can -- Can I post that?"
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"Sure, she doesn't care."
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"He's not showing up."
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"Clean Up Bishop: Try the Priest Call."
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"I don't think he's coming."
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"Oh, he's coming all right, just not here."
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"Father."
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"You wanted to find me. Well, here I am."
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"The church can't have someone like me"
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"So go ahead. Do it."
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"Luxury airfare and beach house included!"
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"The church took care of everything,"
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"I can just go?"
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"And don't worry -- there'll be plenty of priests"
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"Look, I know it's a big change, but..."
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"Yes, I do."
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"Praise be to Christ, guys."
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"It certainly was a tough one,"
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"but I think we got everything cleaned up and -- [ Engine starts ]"
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"[ Cumboni blooping ]"
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"[ Horn honking ]"
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"Aah! Aaaaaagh!"
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"Nooooooooo! Br-br-br-br-br-br!"
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"Father, you did it!"
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"I never meant to say we weren't pals."
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"[ Door handle rattles ]"
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"The Lord be with you."
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"to admit that the Lord's forgiveness is undeserved."
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"Kind of like how getting raped by a Catholic priest"
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"is undeserved."
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"In Job 42:6, we read,"
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""Therefore I reprehend myself"
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"and do penance in dust and ashes.""
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"and how hard it truly was."
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"We're all going. Come on."
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"Way more important than video games and TV."
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"Church is about community and coming together --"
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"a lot of things."
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"All I know is that after church, I just feel better."
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"Yeah. Me, too."
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"Hey, mornin', Stephen, Linda!"
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"Man: Oh, thanks, there, Randy."
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"Aw, she slipped her disc in her neck."
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"For God so loved the world"
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"that he gave his only begotten son"
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"Today's gospel talks about what the Lord has to give us."
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"He did so because we could not control our temptations."
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"[ Townspeople snicker ]"
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"Let's -- let's try and have none of that today."
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"In John 3:16, the gospel tells us how God so loved the world,"
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"he gave to us his only son."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Okay, okay. Come -- Come on, guys."
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"N-Now, what greater gift could the Lord have given to us?"
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"Children's underwear"
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"which priests couldn't pull down so easily."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"at a Catholic priest swimming party,"
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"you better be gettin'!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Oh, that was a great one, Nelson."
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"Salvation in a little boy's mouth."
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"I'm gonna post that one for sure."
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"Who said the thing about naked boy salad?"
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"Oh, that was Linda!"
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"-Yeah! See ya! -All right. Take it easy, now!"
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"-Bye. -That was good."
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"Hey, don't say things like that, Stan."
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"You wanna go to fuckin' hell?"
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"[ Door creaks ]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Of course, my child. What's troubling you?"
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"Well, what's troubling you?"
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"You know, at school, the kids used"
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"and then the other kids would laugh."
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"Well, we can't all walk away."
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"The -- The priesthood is all I know."
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"I-I dedicated my entire life to it."
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"I don't know anything else."
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"I know it seems impossible."
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"I even get invited"
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"to board game night at Stan's house."
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"My point is, sometimes,"
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"I wanna be Calamity Jane this time."
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"Two cards. [ Door opens ]"
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"Oh. There's Butters!"
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"I hope you don't mind I brought a friend."
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"Come on in!"
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"Let's see what you got, bitch."
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"No."
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"Sing praise to his name, for that is pleasant."
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"Ace. You lose."
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"Randy: Hey, Stan."
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"Hang on! Hang on! I gotta post this!"
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"This is hilarious."
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"No, no, no wait. Let me get the picture."
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