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Clips from South Park - A Boy and a Priest (S22E22)

"♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"Church is important, Stan."
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"Morning, guys."
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"You got it. Where's Josie?"
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"Poor thing can barely move."
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"Aw, she's gonna miss church? That's too bad."
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"Give her my best."
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"[ Conversations stop ]"
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"This is the gospel of the Lord."
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"Townspeople: Praise to you, Lord Jesus Christ."
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"Kind of like a priest in a room full of naked boys."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"And a Catholic priest raped him."
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"Okay. Let's -- Let's try and compose ourselves."
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"What does it mean that the Lord gave us his only begotten son?"
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"I really don't understand the point of all that."
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"Yeah, well, I used to think that about church"
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"Father, can I talk to you?"
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"to all make fun of me sometimes."
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"I know how lousy it feels."
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"I learned to just walk away,"
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"not give 'em all the satisfaction."
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"but now, I'm one of the popular kids."
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"y-you just gotta put yourself out there."
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"Oh, hey, fellas!"
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"Uh, hello, my children."
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"Okay, so, I-I guess I'm gonna go to the saloon"
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"and try to arrest Cartman."
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"You like to sing, too, don't you?"
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"Have you seen my --"
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"No way!"
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"I shouldn't be here."
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"Four boys and a priest playing a board game!"
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"Aw, Father wait a -- I should go."
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"Ugh."
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"Who cares? Who cares what people say?"
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"Aw, come on. You gotta be strong!"
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"Because I was you. Okay?"
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"You have a right to go and be happy,"
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"Happy Sunday! Mornin', Ted, Hazel."
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"Townspeople: Mornin'! Mornin'!"
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"Ah, doin' better. huh, Josie?"
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"[ Door handle rattles ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"You all are just gonna have to find something better to do!"
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"Hey! Come on! [ Grunts ]"
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"Fresh, mountain air."
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"I have to admit, it's a pretty nice way to spend a Sunday."
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"♪ Faith in Christ ♪"
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"♪ Faith in Christ ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Faith in Christ ♪"
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"♪ Faith in Christ ♪"
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"And with your spirit, m'kay."
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"and is probably out doing his thing."
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"Don't worry, Your Holiness."
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"By the time we're done with that town,"
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"[ Dramatic music plays ]"
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"Hope you don't mind I brought a friend!"
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"For we are God's handiwork, created in Christ Jesus"
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"to do good works."
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"Dude, what are you talking about?"
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"Come on, Father!"
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"Butters brings him everywhere."
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"I don't care."
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"Oh, aah!"
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"[ Children shouting playfully ]"
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"What's it all about, huh?"
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"Hey! The church is back open!"
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"-What? -They church is back open?"
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"Oh, boy! Let's go! Let's go!"
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"even a milligram of cum and rectal blood."
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"The Lord be with you."
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"Oh, we're just giving the place a nice scrub down"
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"No, he wasn't."
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"All: Aw!"
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"You find something on that chair?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"you're scrubbing and bleaching our table and chairs."
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"Oh, you did?"
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"Better get the Kumby."
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"What's a Kumby?"
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"We're just here to cleanse your spirit, my child."
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"Praise be to Christ."
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"[ Kumby bloops ]"
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"[ Kumby bloops ]"
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"Awwww."
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"Bless us, Oh Lord, and these thy gifts,"
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"-Kyle!"
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"Uh, Butters, can I talk to you really fast?"
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"Butters, you know,"
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"What are you saying, Kyle?"
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"I'm saying it's just kind of awkward, Butters."
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"Well, of course you don't."
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"He can try all he wants, but he just doesn't belong here."
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"Well, I'm sorry for trying to help out"
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"somebody who didn't have anywhere else to turn."
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"We'll both just leave."
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"I thought you were better than that, Kyle."
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"[ Melody changes ]"
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"Get any evidence the priest might have left behind."
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"Praise be to Christ."
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"We're looking for your town priest."
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"Was he here?"
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"Clyde: All right, that does it!"
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"or else I'm gonna call the police!"
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"♪♪"
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"Father?"
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"Has anybody seen my priest?"
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"Just leave me alone."
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"Look, your friends are right, okay?"
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"I don't belong there."
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"I-I don't belong anywhere."
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"Stop defending me! There's things you don't know!"
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"But it's not your fault."
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"Yes, it is. It is my fault! Why?!"
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"I knew."
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"when bad things started coming out about the Catholic Church,"
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"I went to Vatican, and I -- I found out"
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