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Clips from The Simpsons - HOMR (S12E12)

"Daddy, ask the man for some candy."
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"After plunging 75 points this morning."
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"You lost all our money?"
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"Damn you, eBay!"
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"You rent your womb to a rich childless couple."
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"Yeah, but aren't those experiments dangerous?"
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"That appetite suppressant is amazing."
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"Do you have any idea how this might have happened?"
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"but it might have happened when I was six."
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"We could remove the crayon for you."
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"Do you feel smarter?"
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"- It is. - I don't believe it."
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"Ooh! Found a new shortcut."
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"I am here to give hope to the least of you..."
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"Paint a painting, sing a song and dance a dance."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"That is to say, total layoffs. Toodles!"
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"You cost us our jobs, which we need for working!"
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"Well, what gets you through the day?"
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"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"- Radical! - Is that your final answer?"
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"It's Bill Pullman, you fool!"
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"Oh, that would be heaven."
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"- Comfy, isn't it? - Oh, yeah."
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"But he- But you can't-"
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"Look. What if we gave you the name of an unlicensed surgeon?"
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"Animation is so great. It's way better than..."
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"Activate Prawn Power!"
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"Family meeting."
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"Welcome to the third lecture in our series..."
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"but I find when I can't keep the unhappy thoughts from swirling in my brain..."
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"I'm sorry. We don't play God here."
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"Sleep tight, my beloved."
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"Yeah!"
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"Shh!"
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"But, Gravey-"
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"Man, is he dumb. Where do they get these subjects?"
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"Burn, burn, burn! Burn, burn, burn!"
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"D'oh."
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"Mm-hmm. This one's fine and dandy, Roddy."
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"Cartoons don't have to make sense."
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"And cut."
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"- Here's your smokes, Mr. Itchy. - Thank you, Louis."
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"'Cause if they were-"
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"Thank you."
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"- Chewin' stuff? - Yeah."
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"I'll show myself out."
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"Ah, I think that's all of them."
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"Dad, did you read all these books today?"
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"Ow! Dang it! Ow!"
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"Yeah. And just in time."
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"- It's him. - Hey. Don't blame me. This movie is tired and predictable."
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"the best thing is usually a nice long walk."
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"Mmm."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Yeah, it's nice to have someone with brains in this nuclear plant."
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"- So long, sucker! - Uh, sir."
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"That's right. I'm a surgeon."
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"- Yahoo! - Yahoo, up six and a quarter."
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"- into my brain. - No problem."
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"Defense!"
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"Point of order. I didn't lose all the money."
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"Rotate 20 degrees."
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"Now, while the plant is brought up to code..."
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"D'oh!"
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"whatever the alternative is."
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"And Clutzy Cat sounds exactly likeJerry Lewis..."
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"- Now, we'll need a vol- - Pick me! Pick me!"
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"Okay."
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"Uh, yes. I see that it's in bill form. Excellent."
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"- Turning to the stock market, Animotion is up an eighth- - Yes!"
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"Are you crazy? I'm not gonna be a surrogate mother."
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"Fifteen."
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"Oh, I don't feel so good."
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"- Say something else smart. - Dr. Joyce Brothers may be well-known..."
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"Even Cletus is checking one out."
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"No, really. I think books have an amazing power to bring people together. Look."
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"We'll just see about tha-"
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"No. It's airtight."
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"- Yep. - Hmm. Looks a little bigger."
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"Ah. Now for a little powder blue."
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"All right. All right."
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""Lisa, I'm taking the coward's way out."
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"Now, when you move any part of your body, our furry friend will copy you exactly."
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"Well, I'm not sure..."
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"I'd like to buy 500 shares of Animotion, Incorporated."
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"Every day there's more skin on my pillow."
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