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Clips from Superstore - Mannequin (S01E01)

"Do you own one of each of us?"
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"No!"
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"I went to a bunch of different stores over lunch,"
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"of a sex shop, and look, it looks just like Amy."
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"All: Whoa!"
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"- Yeah, it does. - Ew!"
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"Jonah, can you cover that up, please?"
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"It's completely inappropriate."
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"All: Oh!"
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"- Problem solved. - Are you kidding me?"
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"This is not a sexual thing."
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"Amy, you've got a good butt."
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"Cheyenne?"
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"We, uh... we let things"
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"get a little out of hand before."
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"The important thing is,"
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"we are here for you no matter what,"
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"and we want to do whatever's best"
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"for your child."
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"So that's why we've agreed to share custody."
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"- Huh? - Yeah."
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"We're gonna alternate nights and weekends."
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"Yeah, and if both of us have to work late,"
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"then someone else can go home with it."
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"Jonah. Amy."
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"Garrett. We'd all trade off."
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"Like the class hamster"
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"each child gets a turn taking care of,"
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"this would be kind of the store baby."
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"Exactly."
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"Thank you so much,"
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"but I think Bo and I are gonna keep it."
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"You sure?"
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"And you know what?"
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"So this whole day was a waste of my time, then."
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"Hey. Glad I caught you."
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"What is this?"
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"That is a receipt,"
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"You paid a $400 restocking fee."
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"Yeah, it was actually more than the doll cost."
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"Um, apparently there's not"
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"a huge after market for used sex dolls."
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"Anyway, I figured out what today was really about."
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"You did?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Did Garrett talk to you?"
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"Because that is ridiculous. That is not what we..."
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"you were hazing me."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, hazing."
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"That's... it's what we do to everybody."
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"You got me. You got me."
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"I passed! I passed the initiation."
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"So I'm, uh, part of the group now."
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"- Yep, welcome, officially. - Thank you."
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"Yep, we'll see everyone tomorrow."
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"Right there, big ol' wheels."
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"Oh, this could be bangin'."
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"- How about this one? - Oh, yeah."
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"We trick this thing out right, you know?"
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"Get my uncle to throw some tint up on the sides here,"
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"so we don't have, like, people peeping in"
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"on shorty's little business going on here?"
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"Yeah."
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"Shorty by the side."
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"Stand back. We're taking this for a ride."
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"Yo, wagwan, selecta,"
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"dissin' on my corruption and don't you know here."
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"Boy!"
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"Being a dad and [Bleep]."
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"What's up?"
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"your personal feelings on abortion in the workplace."
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"This one would be our very own baby."
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"Your thing?"
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"I can take teasing."
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"Okay, there's a difference between..."
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"You stop hurting my baby!"
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"- Pass the time. - No."
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"Why are there no spanish/latina themed mannequins?"
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"That's what I'm doing."
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"but at the same time..."
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"All right."
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"Please!"
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"Well, if you ever need one in the future."
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"- Thank you very much. - You dug your own grave."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! Come on!"
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"Or, as Amy would say..."
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"I think we're gonna be fine."
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"Congrats."
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"Yeah."
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