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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Procreation Calculation (S12E12)

"W-Well, how come you all get to be married"
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"and I have to stay single?"
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"I think that's a question for a licensed professional."
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"You know what, you're not just insulting me."
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"Okay? You're insulting my family, my culture"
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"a vegetarian with a master's degree from Cornell"
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"whose favorite fruit is pineapple."
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"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
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"What's wrong?"
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"Raj is talking about"
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"marrying this woman he just met."
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"I told him it was dumb, and now he's mad at me."
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"Penny said she didn't want kids,"
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"and she accused me of being condescending."
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"We obviously know what we're talking about."
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"I know."
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"We're married, we have great kids,"
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"♪ Smooth operator ♪"
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"♪ Smooth operator... ♪"
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"♪ Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago ♪"
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"when we were talking about having kids someday?"
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"Well, what if it wasn't someday."
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"Oh, my God, are you pregnant?"
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"No. No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"So?"
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"What I meant was,"
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"what if, what if we didn't have kids?"
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"Ever?"
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"Why would we want to change that?"
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"Sure. Sure."
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"Sure."
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"in the-the loft you never told me you wanted."
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"Well, wait, don't be mad. I'm not mad."
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"There's nothing to be mad at!"
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"You have to-to turn the thing."
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"You're awfully quiet."
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"- Sorry. - No, I like it."
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"Would you like to talk about it?"
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"Grape Nuts for breakfast, quiet car ride,"
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"things are really breaking my way today."
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"It's just Penny hit me with some pretty big news"
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"She said she doesn't want to have kids."
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"Forget it."
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"Well, I always assumed we would and now I find out, you know,"
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"I might be the last of the Hofstadter line."
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"And your sister. She kept the Hofstadter name"
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"Hey. Mind if I sit?"
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"by having this blueberry muffin"
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"Look, I'm sorry about yesterday."
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"I can wait."
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"You believe in romance more than any person I've ever met"
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"and it's hard to see you give up on that."
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"But if you really think marrying this woman"
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"is gonna make you happy,"
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"So, hey, is this wedding gonna be in India?"
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"Ah, maybe."
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"Ugh."
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"I'm gonna need more than that."
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"You're not having kids?"
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"How could you do this to me?"
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"How is it any of your business?"
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"Who's gonna be friends with them now?"
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"They will find other friends."
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"Oh, sure, 'cause Sheldon's DNA plus my DNA"
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"We were gonna be barf buddies."
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"with vitamin E."
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"and tells them stories about what a weirdo their mother is."
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"What is gonna be hard is letting go of the dream"
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"No."
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"Really? Well, I did not see that coming."
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"Wait. Stay in the mood."
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"I'll put on our own music and drown them out."
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"Can you get him?"
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"- Hey, Howard. - Yeah?"
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"- Hey. - I-I made you dinner."
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"Thank you, but you don't have to do this. I'm fine."
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"I-I know it's not a baby, but it does leak when you pick it up."
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"I-It just took me by surprise."
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"I know you did."
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"that I'm never gonna get:"
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"a Nobel Prize, a working Batmobile."
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"But I also have a lot that I never thought I'd have..."
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"like you."
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"Are you sure that's enough?"
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"What's this Leonard says"
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"about you not wanting to give me grandbabies?"
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"I told my parents our first date went well"
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"and they got very excited."
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"Oh, tell me about it."
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"My parents were so thrilled,"
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"So that was a disaster."
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"Cheers."
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"Okay. I guess if we're going forward with this wedding,"
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"we should talk about the next steps."
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"Oh. We can't use that."
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"That was the theme of my parents' divorce."
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"that we should file separately the first year"
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"and then we can re-evaluate based on our joint assets."
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"You okay?"
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"'cause, you know, we've only met once, but..."
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"Raj."
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"Will you marry me?"
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"Yes, of course, of course I'll marry you!"
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"- If you'd like to kiss me you can. - Oh, great."
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"Are you gonna tell me where we're going?"
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"you thought you would never have,"
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"so I thought I would get you one."
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"Oh, my God. You bought me the Batmobile?!"
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"I rented you the Batmobile for the day."
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"This is amazing. Thank you."
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"Yeah. Plus, if we moved, we'd probably just get"
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"We're going on our first date tomorrow."
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"You're really letting your father pick out a wife?"
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"Why not?"
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"Anu and I come from similar backgrounds,"
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"Oh, cool, what was it?"
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"It was such a good one."
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"Well, if it's important, you find the time."
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"♪ Smooth operator... ♪"
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