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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Procreation Calculation (S12E12)

"I know that makes you want to rip my shirt off,"
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"- Ooh, read one. - Okay."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Good, because you don't seem like a ma'am."
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"Oh, yes, uh, you're a concierge."
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"Of course you want them. It's amazing."
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"Hang on, why is it crazy"
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"You only think you don't want kids,"
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"Wow, I cannot believe how condescending you're being."
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"I know I'd be great, but the point is I don't want to be one."
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"Why can't you just be happy for me?"
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"Now, I'm not sure if this helps, but did you know"
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"Which is crazy, because if I wanted to be condescending,"
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"Hey, Leonard, remember yesterday"
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"And I guess it would be hard raising kids"
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"I knew that!"
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"Got a lot on my mind."
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"and has five healthy boys:"
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"Neil, Jeffrey, Scott, William and baby Richard."
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"Oh, my God, that is so good!"
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"I've known you a long time."
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"equals a kid who knows how to make friends. Grow up!"
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"We were supposed to massage each other's perineums"
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"I'm about to be your barf buddy right now."
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"I guess I could live with that."
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"I would say that sounds pretty good."
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"♪ Smooth operator ♪"
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"What's this?"
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"It's from my workout mix."
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"I didn't mean to just drop all of this on you."
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"Hey, Daddy."
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"He might feel differently. Bye."
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"Of course. Yeah, right."
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"this isn't the story that I want to tell my grandkids."
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"but you seem like you'd make a good father"
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"Oh, you're not that nice."
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"You were talking about all the things"
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"Come on, Robin!"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, it's not crazy."
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"That's such a big word.""
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"And you'd like to do that quietly. I respect that."
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"Good, 'cause I'm happy with my choice."
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"Go on."
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"Listen, when you have kids,"
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"One second."
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"I'm so sorry if I wasted your time."
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"Really? I always figured we'd get a place with a yard."
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"How are you two married?"
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"Fine, I'm shopping on my phone."
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"A little hurt, but you wouldn't know, because I'm too nice."
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"This is between me and Leonard."
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"I should warn you I have a tongue piercing."
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"I-I do want to settle down, but..."
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"in a new marriage and I want us to avoid that."
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"He did."
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"It's just stuff you say."
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"That she can clearly do better, but that's not for me to say."
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"No, I wouldn't say not at all. I mean, I am pretty spiritual."
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"Great, so your church is Our Lady of the Stretchy Pants."
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"That's Barbie's dream vacation."
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"I think it means I might be the future Mrs...."
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"I get that."
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"You just said they ruin everything."
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"Maybe even happier."
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"Well, I, for one,"
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"Because you're being dumb."
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"How does that help?"
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"into a conversation for years."
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""You're a nice guy.""
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"Koothrappali."
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"of us breastfeeding each other's babies."
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"Oh, like themes and flowers?"
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"And you seem great"
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"Yeah."
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"No, I can't do this."
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"I'd have to change all the tags in my underwear."
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"Why do you keep poking at it?"
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"I just said I wouldn't."
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"Sandra Bullock, hair like Sandra Bullock,"
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"They were just laughing and playing like a couple of jerks."
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"- No. - Oh."
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"- Hi, Leonard. - I'm not mad!"
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"Did you just come here to tell me I'm making a gigantic mistake"
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"What the hell, Penny?!"
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"Really? We're joking about this now?"
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"I know that money can be a source of friction"
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"I'm a hopeless romantic."
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"No, look, I'm sorry."
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