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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Procreation Calculation (S12E12)

"So, my accountant feels strongly"
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"Why not?"
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"Th-There's something you may not know about me"
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"and I do want to get married."
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"I understand."
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"I know we don't know each other very well,"
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"and you're tall enough so I can wear heels and..."
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"I think that's something worth fighting for."
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"Oh, my God, oh, my God."
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"Because if it has the words "farmers" or "market" in it,"
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"I don't want to go."
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"No. No."
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"B-Be careful. I-I did not get the insurance."
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"and they're thinking of moving and selling their house."
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"Really? Why?"
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"Something about babies crying"
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"and keeping them up all night; it's not important."
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"You guys should totally take a look at it."
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"Then we could be neighbors."
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"Hey. Wait a minute, what about us?"
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"I mean, we're married now."
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"Maybe we want to buy the house next door."
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"Well, Amy, we can't move."
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"You can buy new ones."
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"in the Witness Protection Program?"
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"Okay. Guys, so what do you think?"
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"Well, I don't know, w-we're pretty happy here."
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"so you could shoot hoops and mow the lawn?"
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"I mean, me and Anu already know so much about each other."
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"Anu is the woman my father fixed me up with."
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"Arranged marriages have been working for thousands of years."
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"filled out questionnaires, so we know we're not wasting our time"
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"with someone who's not compatible."
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"Oh, that sounds so dry and clinical."
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"Really? What's Penny's dream vacation?"
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"Maybe you should send us that questionnaire."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"Enjoying your book?"
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"So much."
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"- Hey. - Ah, hello."
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"Hey."
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"How was your night?"
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"Ah, it was great. We went to an improv show."
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"Oh, nice, I wish I read more."
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"You want to see my room?"
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"- Yeah. - Cool."
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"No, with them in his room, doing stuff."
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"Oh, come on, we're sitting right out here."
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"I'd like to change my answer."
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"but wait until your nails are dry."
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"Oh, it's Raj."
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"He sent us that Indian marriage questionnaire."
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""How religious are you?""
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"Uh, "how close are you with your family?""
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"Pretty close."
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"I'm gonna say not too close,"
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"but I'm hoping to get farther."
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"W-Why would you throw a rock at a child?"
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"The question is would you like to have kids."
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"So, yeah, we want kids."
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"Yeah-- someday."
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"Sure, uh, next question."
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""How are you with pets?""
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"Well, I did take care of Sheldon for 15 years,"
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"and he only bit me twice."
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"I have to say, uh, after reading your questionnaire,"
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"I feel like I already know you."
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"some clean silverware and find out"
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"what they're having? That looks delicious."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"I-I mean, uh, just yes."
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"I don't."
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"You seem more like a sweet thang."
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"Wow. You are not good at this."
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"Well, if I was good at this,"
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"I wouldn't need to be fixed up by my father."
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"I never thought I'd let my family set me up, either,"
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"but I'm 34, I'd like to have kids"
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"and it's hard to date because I work so much."
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"For now. I plan to be managing a hotel in the next five years."
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"I-I get it. You know, um, I used to have a long list"
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"of what I wanted from a wife."
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"Uh, eyes like"
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"and the bravery of Ryan Stone."
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"That's Sandra Bullock's character in Gravity."
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"But now,"
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"I-I just want someone nice."
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"I think I'm nice. Are you nice?"
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"Oh, I'm definitely nice."
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"Every time a girl breaks up with me she always starts with,"
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"but honestly, I have no time for that."
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"If you're not serious about this,"
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"you need to walk away now."
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"I-I am serious."
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"I can't."
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"Halley and Michael were up all night, and I'm way behind here."
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"- Oh, no, are they sick? - No."
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"Boy, they're cute, but they ruin everything."
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"that maybe I don't want kids."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"to say I might not want kids?"
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"It's just wrong."
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"but once you have kids, you'll realize that you did want them."
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"Or I don't want them, so I won't have them, so back off."
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"Aw, you sound just like me before I became a mom"
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"Look, I know it's scary, but you're gonna be a great mom."
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"Maybe you wouldn't be great. You kind of got a temper."
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"You know, not everyone needs to have kids to be fulfilled."
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"What more do you need?"
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"How was your date?"
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"Ah, let me answer that with a question."
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"How would you like to be my best man?"
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"marrying a woman you've met once."
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"Why not? She's nice, I'm nice."
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"We're just as likely to be happy as any other two people."
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"I didn't think it was."
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"Yeah, good, 'cause it was not."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You married a woman you're in love with."
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"I can't believe you're throwing that back in my face."
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