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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Procreation Calculation (S12E12)

"So, Penny, we were talking to our neighbors,"
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"What-- new house, new underwear. What am I,"
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"a loft downtown."
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"Oh, sure, yeah, that makes sense,"
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"You were there. I wore her down."
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"You guys should've talked about all this stuff"
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"while you were dating."
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"Wait, I forget, is Anu your waxer?"
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"Uh, no, that's Annette."
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"Which reminds me, I need to see Annette."
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"our families get along and we each"
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"You lucky duck."
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"I just don't think you can truly know someone"
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"until you've spent a lot of time with them."
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"Uh, Malibu beach house."
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 12x03 ♪ The Procreation Calculation Original Air"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"You're the one who said you wanted to read more."
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"Yes, I also tell people I only feed the kids organic."
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"Yeah. They asked the audience to suggest a word,"
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"and they used Stuart's."
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"Coconuts."
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"It just came to me."
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"Uh, what are you guys up to? Reading."
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"How do you feel about this?"
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"They're not gonna do anything."
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"♪ Smooth operator ♪"
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"♪ Smooth operator. ♪"
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"Wow, you really are good at this."
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"Well, I've spent a lot of time painting D&D miniatures."
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"That's easy, both of us: not at all."
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"I do go to yoga, so..."
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"Next question."
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"How do you feel about children?"
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"Um, they're okay, I guess."
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"I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it."
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"Right, like, in the next five years."
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"Totally. Me, too. Excuse me."
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"Can we please get sparkling instead of tap,"
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"Thank you."
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"So, you're an astrophysicist."
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"U-Unless you prefer "ma'am.""
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"Four, if I can get the current manager out of the way."
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"He's a smoker, so fingers crossed."
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"Look, your whole sweet, insecure thing is cute,"
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"Good."
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"O-Okay, w-what does this mean?"
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"How would you feel if I didn't change my name?"
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"Hey, want to get lunch?"
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"You know, I've been thinking lately"
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"I'm allowed to. It's their fault I pee when I laugh."
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"and learned what the meaning of love was."
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"You're right, you've got Leonard."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hello. - Hey."
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"Wait, you're not seriously"
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"Sorry, that was not a swipe at you."
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"applaud Raj's decision to forgo emotional attachment"
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"and find a life partner by bowing"
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"to a 3,000-year-old authoritarian tradition."
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"You don't know anything about her."
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"and my future bride, Anu,"
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"that pineapples were once so rare"
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"that King Charles posed for a portrait with one?"
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"Oh, it helped me. I've been trying to slide that"
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"The same thing happened to me."
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"and I told her she was being silly,"
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"I would've said, "Ooh, 'condescending.'"
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"Why won't our friends just listen to us?"
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"great jobs, this great house."
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"♪ Smooth operator ♪"
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"♪ Smooth operator... ♪"
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"♪ Western male. ♪"
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"Yeah?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I mean, our life is so great."
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"Why would I be mad?"
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"Not really."
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"and it's a lot to process."
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"Maybe she didn't mean it,"
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"like when you said you didn't want to talk about this."
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"Do you want to have children?"
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"Doesn't your brother have children?"
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"I'm going back to being quiet."
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"Sweet."
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"and I should've got a cinnamon roll like you did?"
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"No."
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"Although that cinnamon roll does smell good"
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"if you're open to halfsies."
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"- Fine. - Thanks."
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"You're right. I-I was being..."
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"No... Sorry."
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"then you have my complete and total support."
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"I will be with you every step of the way."
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"Thanks, Howard. That means a lot."
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"Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids."
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"Screw Leonard! We were supposed to get pregnant together."
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"I'm still gonna be there."
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"I'm gonna be their fun Aunt Penny who gives them candy,"
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"and teaches them swear words"
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"And it's gonna be hard to forget you said that."
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"What would you say if I told you"
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"I was totally naked under this robe?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"♪ You want a hot body? ♪"
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"It's what I listen to when I'm firming up my glutes."
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"Sure."
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"It looks like you could crack a walnut in those glutes."
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"I can't. I tried."
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"Hey."
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"Your favorite: In-N-Out Burger out of the wrapper on a plate."
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"I-I always imagined having kids."
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"But I've imagined having a lot of things"
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"- You're really okay with this? - I am."
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"they actually spoke to each other."
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"Actually, finances and taxes."
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"That's s-smart."
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