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Clips from Meet the Parents

"Lived by the sea... #"
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"Yeah. 0ne of my favorites."
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"Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?"
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"Some people, uh..."
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"Well, Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon."
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"- Are you a pot head, Focker? - No! No. What?"
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"I pass on grass...all the time."
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"I mean not all the time..."
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"Greg, I'll meet you out front in about...12 to 15 minutes."
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"Hey. Hi."
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"Do you have any nicotine patches?"
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"No. We have the gum."
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"Thank you. And what's your most expensive bottle of champagne?"
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"You can get a whole bunch of Mumm's."
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"- Focker? - Jack. Ready to go?"
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"Rough and ready, yeah. They ran out of Collins mix."
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"You been waiting long?"
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"..pumps."
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"Pumps?"
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"I grew up on a farm."
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"Oh, you poor thing! There wasn't enough food to go around?"
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"Oh!"
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"Greg, would you like to say grace?"
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"Uh, well, Greg's Jewish, Dad. You know that."
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"You're telling me the Jews don't pray, honey?"
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"Unless you have some objection?"
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"No, no, no. I'd love to."
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"Pam, it's not like I'm a rabbi or something."
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"I've said grace at many... a dinner table."
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"(Greg) OK."
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"Oh...dear God..."
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"You are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and..."
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"And we thank you, 0, sweet, sweet Lord of Hosts,"
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"for the..."
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"Day by day...by day."
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"0...dear Lord, three things we pray."
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"To love thee more dearly,"
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"to see thee more clearly,"
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"to...follow thee more nearly,"
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"day by day...by day. Amen."
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"Oh, Greg, that was lovely."
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"Thank you, Greg. That was interesting, too."
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"Oh. That's a...that's a lovely vase."
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"Let me guess, is that one of your secret cameras, too, huh?"
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"Ah-booga-booga-booga! Whooh!"
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"Greg..."
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"(Whispering) That urn holds the remains of Jack's mother."
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"Oh. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That..."
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"That's all right. You didn't know."
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"That's our Gran-Gran."
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"We like to think of her as watching over us as we eat."
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"Oh, honey, why don't you read Greg your poem?"
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"Oh, no. He doesn't want to hear that."
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"What? No, what poem?"
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"You see, when Jack had to retire for health reasons..."
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"Please, we really want to hear it."
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"- Poem! Poem! - Please?"
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"All right."
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"It's a work in progress."
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"As soon as it's ready,"
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"I'm going to glaze it onto a plate and put it next to the urn."
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"Nice."
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"My Mother...by Jack Byrnes."
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"Your name was Angela,"
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"the angel from heaven."
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"But you were also an angel of God, and He needed you, too."
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"while the cancer ate away your organs,"
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"like an unstoppable rebel force,"
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"and I shall see your face..."
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"nevermore,"
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"nevermore,"
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"Until we meet..."
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"in Heaven."
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"Oh..."
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"Amazing. So-so-so much love, yet also so much...information."
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"It takes a lot out of him."
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"Greg, would you like some yams?"
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"Thank you. Oh, yeah."
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"Do they have many farms in Detroit?"
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"I didn't actually grow up... on a farm per se."
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"The house that we grew up in was originally erected"
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"So, that plus we had a lot of pets..."
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"Which one did you milk then?"
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"Dad!"
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"Honey, he said he'd pumped milk."
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"A cat?"
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"I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story?"
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"Sure."
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"My sister had a cat and the cat birthed a litter of kittens."
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"There was this runt, this sweet little,"
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"Little-Engine-That-Could runt who could..."
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"Wanted to get up there but couldn't really get access to the..."
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"To the...uh...teat."
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"Teat?"
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"Dad."
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"What have you. I went in and just simply..."
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"Into a little saucer."
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"And then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto."
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"I had...I had no idea you could milk a cat."
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"You can milk anything with nipples."
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"OK, can we change the subject, perhaps?"
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"Oh, champagne! I thought we could celebrate with some bubbly."
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"That'd be great. Good idea."
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""I have nipples. Can you milk me?""
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"Well, in a funny way you've already seen Deb's ring."
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"Would anybody care for some of 0yster Bay's finest champagne?"
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"Yeah, very nice."
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"How could I have seen Debbie's ring?"
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"When I gave Bob the OK, I put him in touch with my diamond guy"
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"and he picked the exact same design that Kevin gave you."
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"- Kevin your old boyfriend? - Thanks, Dad."
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"Ohh!"
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"- Oh. - Argh!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, my God!"
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"Greg, sweetie, how are you doing?"
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"Fine, considering I desecrated your grandma's remains,"
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"found out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him."
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"At least then he was talking to me, so..."
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