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Clips from Meet the Parents

"You didn't say you were that close."
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"- Who, Daddy and me? - No, Kevin and you."
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"Do we have to know everything about each other?"
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"I never knew about your cat-milking."
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"That was a long time ago, Pam."
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"OK, well, so was this. Kevin's and my..."
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"connection was more... physical than anything else."
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"Physical? Like what, like, you worked out together?"
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"No, no, it was nothing."
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"It was...just a stupid sexual thing."
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"I'm gonna go throw up now."
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"Oh, Greg. Kevin and I were only engaged for a month"
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"I-I gave back the ring, I moved to Chicago"
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"and I met and fell in love with you, so can we please drop this?"
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"- OK. - Good."
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"I just feel this isn't going well. Your dad hates me."
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"I thought he would love my gift, being this big flower guy,"
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"You're the most adorable, loving,"
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"and grow to love you, too, OK?"
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"OK?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"Speaking of growing to love you..."
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"But Mr. Winkie is still on Chicago time"
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"and we both know there's only one way to make Mr. Winkie go away, right?"
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"What's with the robe?"
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"It's Pam's. My pajamas are in the suitcase."
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"Hey, I'll lend you a pair of Jack's."
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"- OK, honey? - Sure."
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"You don't have to do that."
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"- No, no. - No, we have to."
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"- Thank you. - (Dina) You're welcome."
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"I just want to say don't worry about what happened."
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"But let's put all that behind us and enjoy our weekend together."
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"OK."
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"Thank you, Daddy."
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"Chug-chug-chug..."
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"Thank you. These'll do just fine."
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"Good night."
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"Night, see you in the morning, right?"
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"- Have a good sleep. - You, too."
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"Debbie's sleeping here tomorrow so you'll have more privacy,"
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"your own bathroom."
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"Just try not to flush the toilet. It's a little quirky."
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"OK."
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"Oh, one more thing."
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"Look, I understand you've probably had premarital relations with my Pam,"
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"but under our roof, it's my way"
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"or the Long Island Expressway, is that understood?"
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"0f course. Yeah."
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"OK."
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"'As your call is important to us it will be answered in 27 minutes."
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"Oh!"
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"There's just something about him that's a little off."
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"Yeah, yeah. Jack."
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"We've been through this with every boyfriend since,"
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"And honey, Pam thinks he might be the one."
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"She said that? She said those exact words?"
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"Well, I didn't tape record her, Jack, but that's the impression I got."
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"I feel sorry that boy never had..."
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"What kind of a family doesn't sit down for dinner?"
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"Try to enjoy the weekend, honey."
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"Oh..."
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"Oh, jeez. I just realized something."
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"- What? - Pam's middle name."
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"(Both) Pamela Martha Focker."
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"(Yells)"
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""0peration Ko Samui"?"
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"(Jack) Looking for something, Greg?"
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"Oh. Jesus, Jack, you scared me."
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"Well, I heard a noise so I came to see if everything was OK."
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"That's OK. See anything interesting?"
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"I love this... What you... It's a cozy little nook."
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"I noticed you were looking at that."
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"It's an antique polygraph machine."
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"Is that what that is?"
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"I've seen these before but never up close."
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"You know what?"
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"We'll have some fun! I'll show you how it works."
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"- I shouldn't. - Why? You've nothing to hide."
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"- OK. - I'll help you."
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"Don't worry, you'll enjoy this."
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"Looks complicated. Now, these aren't 100% accurate, right?"
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"You'd be surprised how accurate they are."
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"They can tell if someone's lying."
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"Now I'm gonna ask you some questions."
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"OK."
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"All right, let's give it a whirl."
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"No peeking. Did we eat pot roast for dinner tonight?"
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"Was it undercooked?"
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"N-n-no, it was rare. It was a little rare for my taste,"
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"(Hyperventilating)"
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"Relax, relax. The needles are jumping."
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"(Needles jumping)"
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"Oh."
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"- Oh, no, he didn't? - Yeah, he did."
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"Well, did you lie to him?"
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"What did you tell him?"
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"Nothing. Your mother walked in and I yanked the thingies off."
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"Would you react like this if he shoved bamboo shoots up my nails?"
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"0r does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine?"
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"He doesn't need a machine. He's a human lie detector."
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"My father was never in the rare flower business."
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"That was just his cover."
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"He was in the CIA for 34 years."
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"How could you not tell me this?"
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"I wanted to, honey,"
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"but it was strictly on a "need-to-know" basis."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"I was scared of your dad when he was a florist."
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"It's wonderful to know I've got a CIA spy hunter on my ass."
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"Would you stop? You're doing great, OK?"
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"I know, but you're doing fine. I promise."
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"You what?"
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"Well, I'm not in junior high any more, OK?"
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"No, seriously. I wanna try to respect his rules, OK?"
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"OK. Fine."
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"Morning, Greg."
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"Morning."
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"Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last night."
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"As long as you keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life,"
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