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Clips from Taxi - One-Punch Banta (S01E01)

"Hey, what about your headgear?"
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"Hey, man, I'm a pro."
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"I've fought dozens of times."
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"You know, what do I need to, uh..."
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"We all wear them."
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"JERRY: Son!"
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"Son!"
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"He's calling you over there."
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"Son! Oh, yeah, Jerry."
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"Okay, see you."
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"Yeah. Go ahead, Tony."
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"Have a good time, huh?"
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"Now listen, I want to see you really work on the inside."
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"Keep banging away at that midsection."
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"Remember, we got less than a week,"
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"so let's really pull out the stops."
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"Hey, Alex, could you help me with this robe?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Go!"
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"No."
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"Not yet."
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"Try it from the gloves."
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"Try it from... right... Let me do it!"
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"I told you to get big sleeves."
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"All the ones with big sleeves"
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"had Japanese paintings on them."
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"Excuse me, can I try something?"
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"Oh..."
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"This is humiliating."
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"JERRY: Okay, get going."
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"( bell rings )"
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"ELAINE: Come on, Tony."
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"You look good."
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"ALEX: Hit another left."
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"Come on, Tony! All right!"
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"( whooping )"
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"Inside! Inside!"
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"Inside! Inside!"
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"( whooping )"
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"Hey, you know, I bet you it's like"
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"I mean, like, like, when I act with a real pro, I get better."
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"Yeah, it's the same"
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"When I play with an "A" player, I get better."
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"You get better?"
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"They do."
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"All right, son."
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"Go for the body. The body."
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"ALEX: Did you see that?"
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"He knocked him down!"
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"Champ, I'm sorry I hit you so hard."
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"It's all right, kid. Forget it."
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"( whooping )"
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"( singing in native language )"
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"( singing continues )"
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"Latka!"
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"Cheer down."
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"Louie..."
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"Louie..."
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"What?"
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"Got tell you something."
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"I in love."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Louie! Louie!"
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"What?"
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"Meet girl..."
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"then we go out..."
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"then..."
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"Wait."
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"Dining..."
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"Eh... dancing"
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"Then go my place"
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"then..."
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"Wait."
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"Word not here."
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"I get the picture."
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"And that's not love."
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"That's lust."
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"No love?"
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"No love."
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"Better."
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"I'm teaching you good."
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"Always remember, lust is better than love."
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"Okay. Thank you very much."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Latka, how's it going?"
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"What else is new?"
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"( clearing throat )"
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"Ooh, Nardo!"
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"You had a good night."
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"I had you pegged for a washout."
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"So sorry to disappoint you."
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"I don't know what's going on."
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"Women cabbies booking a lot."
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"A bum fighter gets a fight with a major contender"
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"just because he gets in one lucky punch."
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"The world's gone crazy."
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"I think it's the spray cans."
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"Here he is, ladies and gentlemen:"
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"pound for pound, the greatest fighter"
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"I know personally--"
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"Tony "One Punch" Banta!"
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"( all cheering )"
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"( all singing Rocky theme )"
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"All right, All right."
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"No dancing in the garage."
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"Hey, how you feel, Tony?"
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"Oh, I feel great."
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"Man, this is the biggest week of my life."
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"( whooping )"
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"What? Buy a new cup."
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"You sure know how to celebrate."
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"Hey, Tony, this Frankie Wallace--"
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"I hear he's pretty good."
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"You know how good he is? I looked up his record."
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"And?"
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"He's so good you can look up his record."
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"You know, Ring Magazine's got him eighth in the world."
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"I'm not even eighth in the gym."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, who got the big fight?"
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"Me."
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