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Clips from Taxi - One-Punch Banta (S01E01)

Who's getting paid 1,500 bucks?

"Who's getting paid 1,500 bucks?"

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Me.

"Me."

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Who floored the champ?

"Who floored the champ?"

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Me. Well?

"Me. Well?"

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I got a shot.

"I got a shot."

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( all cheering )

"( all cheering )"

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Baloney.

"Baloney."

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Once a bum, always a bum.

"Once a bum, always a bum."

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Oh, yeah? Yeah?

"Oh, yeah? Yeah?"

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I say Tony's got a good chance.

"I say Tony's got a good chance."

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I know he's got a good chance. I say he can win.

"I know he's got a good chance. I say he can win."

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Want to bet?

"Want to bet?"

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Well, uh...

"Well, uh..."

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( laughing )

"( laughing )"

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( laughing )

"( laughing )"

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How much?

"How much?"

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Five dollars.

"Five dollars."

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Whoo, Mr. Big Booker bets five whole dollars

"Whoo, Mr. Big Booker bets five whole dollars"

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on his friend who he's sure is going to win.

"on his friend who he's sure is going to win."

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All right, all right, a hundred bucks.

"All right, all right, a hundred bucks."

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Money in the bank.

"Money in the bank."

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I hope you're going to be at the fight, Louie.

"I hope you're going to be at the fight, Louie."

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I'd like to collect on the spot.

"I'd like to collect on the spot."

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You're going to give up a Friday night--

"You're going to give up a Friday night--"

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the busiest night of the week--

"the busiest night of the week--"

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to go watch the macaroni pony fight?

"to go watch the macaroni pony fight?"

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Yeah, and you know what?

"Yeah, and you know what?"

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Everybody from the garage is going to be there.

"Everybody from the garage is going to be there."

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Not where the old pocketbook's involved.

"Not where the old pocketbook's involved."

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Tomorrow night, I'll be up to my ears in drivers

"Tomorrow night, I'll be up to my ears in drivers"

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as per usual.

"as per usual."

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All right, Belson, I know you're hiding.

"All right, Belson, I know you're hiding."

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Come on out, Cohen.

"Come on out, Cohen."

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Let's hit the streets.

"Let's hit the streets."

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Let's go.

"Let's go."

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Nobody.

"Nobody."

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I was sure someone would show.

"I was sure someone would show."

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Latka!

"Latka!"

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Is anybody here?

"Is anybody here?"

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Is anybody here?

"Is anybody here?"

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Nobody's here.

"Nobody's here."

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Nobody's here.

"Nobody's here."

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* From this moment on

"* From this moment on"

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* You and I, babe

"* You and I, babe"

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* We'll be riding high, babe

"* We'll be riding high, babe"

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* Every care is gone

"* Every care is gone"

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Come on, take it home now!

"Come on, take it home now!"

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* From this...

"* From this..."

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Hip, hip, hip!

"Hip, hip, hip!"

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* Moment on.

"* Moment on."

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Yeah!

"Yeah!"

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Always wanted to do that.

"Always wanted to do that."

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You know, Alex, I still can't believe I'm here.

"You know, Alex, I still can't believe I'm here."

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Ever since I'm 14, not a day goes by

"Ever since I'm 14, not a day goes by"

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I don't spend three hours in the gym.

"I don't spend three hours in the gym."

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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I thought I'd win the Golden Gloves.

"I thought I'd win the Golden Gloves."

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Yeah? I didn't.

"Yeah? I didn't."

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I thought I'd win the Olympics.

"I thought I'd win the Olympics."

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I didn't even see the Olympics. My set blew out.

"I didn't even see the Olympics. My set blew out."

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You ever try to listen to the Olympics on the radio?

"You ever try to listen to the Olympics on the radio?"

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Ah, but it doesn't matter.

"Ah, but it doesn't matter."

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It's all okay, 'cause it got me here today.

"It's all okay, 'cause it got me here today."

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Hey, how did it happen?

"Hey, how did it happen?"

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I guess it's destiny, huh?

"I guess it's destiny, huh?"

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Well, personally, I think it's my management.

"Well, personally, I think it's my management."

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Boy, this is a bigger fight than I thought.

"Boy, this is a bigger fight than I thought."

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No kidding?

"No kidding?"

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Oh, you son of a gun.

"Oh, you son of a gun."

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Isn't he something? You win this fight,

"Isn't he something? You win this fight,"

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you're never going to have to drive a cab again.

"you're never going to have to drive a cab again."

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You're gonna be the first one to make it out of the garage.

"You're gonna be the first one to make it out of the garage."

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Aw, I can't be the first one.

"Aw, I can't be the first one."

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Paulie made it.

"Paulie made it."

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I'm not sure that shingling houses with your father-in-law

"I'm not sure that shingling houses with your father-in-law"

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counts for making it.

"counts for making it."

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There's a guy in there bleeding like a pig.

"There's a guy in there bleeding like a pig."

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I think they're going to stop it.

"I think they're going to stop it."

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You know, I like the theater better.

"You know, I like the theater better."

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They just say "five minutes."

"They just say "five minutes.""

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Hey, uh... good luck.

"Hey, uh... good luck."

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Thanks, Bob.

"Thanks, Bob."

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It's okay, Tone.

"It's okay, Tone."

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Hey, Champ, you came.

"Hey, Champ, you came."

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Yeah, I just wanted to wish you good luck.

"Yeah, I just wanted to wish you good luck."

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Oh, thanks. Hey, Mr. Martin, how are you?

"Oh, thanks. Hey, Mr. Martin, how are you?"

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How you doing?

"How you doing?"

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CARLOS: I see you still got that great robe.

"CARLOS: I see you still got that great robe."

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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Those are nice vents you got there.

"Those are nice vents you got there."

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Hey, hey, and don't worry about your title.

"Hey, hey, and don't worry about your title."

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I won't be ready for a couple years yet,

"I won't be ready for a couple years yet,"

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but when I am, look out.

"but when I am, look out."

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Right, and, uh, hey, listen, thanks.

"Right, and, uh, hey, listen, thanks."

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For what?

"For what?"

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You know, that little trick in the gym.

"You know, that little trick in the gym."

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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Hey, didn't he know?

"Hey, didn't he know?"

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I guess it's okay to tell him now.

"I guess it's okay to tell him now."

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It's real simple, kid.

"It's real simple, kid."

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We were taking in less money than we should

"We were taking in less money than we should"

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because Carlos is considered unbeatable.

"because Carlos is considered unbeatable."

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So having him sit down when you punched him

"So having him sit down when you punched him"

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during the sparring match helped us out.

"during the sparring match helped us out."

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Hey, run that by me again.

"Hey, run that by me again."

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You didn't knock down the champ.

"You didn't knock down the champ."

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I don't believe you. I hit you good.

"I don't believe you. I hit you good."

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with some crummy story

"with some crummy story"

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'cause you don't like being knocked down

"'cause you don't like being knocked down"

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by somebody with no record.

"by somebody with no record."

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Yeah, I think we made a mistake.

"Yeah, I think we made a mistake."

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I don't believe it! I hit you good!

"I don't believe it! I hit you good!"

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With what?

"With what?"

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A left hook to the body.

"A left hook to the body."

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I'll show you. Hit me.

"I'll show you. Hit me."

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If I hit you, you'll go down like you did in the gym.

"If I hit you, you'll go down like you did in the gym."

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Come on, hit me.

"Come on, hit me."

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You keep it up, and I will.

"You keep it up, and I will."

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You're sure you don't mind?

"You're sure you don't mind?"

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Man, what a dirty trick, building me up like that.

"Man, what a dirty trick, building me up like that."

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