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Clips from Taxi - One-Punch Banta (S01E01)

"All right, now look, the first thing you got to know..."
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"Hey, you guys talking dirty?"
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"No."
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"Oh."
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"Alex is just teaching me some taxi tricks"
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"he's learned over the years."
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"Yeah, this might be good for you, too."
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"Come on, sit down. Sure."
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"Now don't feel bad if you don't know this stuff."
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"This is ten years talking to you now."
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"Okay, now, first, your airports."
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"The best day to go to the airport is Sunday,"
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"because the traffic is light, and the wait is short."
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"There are also times"
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"you shouldn't go to the airport."
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"Now, not many people know this..."
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"Hey, hey, hey... you want a great tip?"
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"Here it is."
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"Never pick up a cripple."
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"Louie! That is the rottenest thing I ever heard."
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"You know, I'm not even going to bother to tell you why,"
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"but first of all, you don't call them "cripples.""
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"You call them "handicapped persons.""
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"You're right. I'm embarrassed."
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"ELAINE: Okay."
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"Okay, John, forget what I said."
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"The people you should never pick up"
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"are handicapped persons."
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"The reason is, in the time it takes you"
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"to help one of them in and out of your cab,"
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"you could pick up maybe ten guys"
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"who could get in and out all by themselves."
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"So, no handicapped persons."
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"Cabs are only for people who can walk."
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"You have to forgive Louie."
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"He's himself today."
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"Hey, great news! I just called the gym."
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"They want me to spar with Carlos Navarone."
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"The champ?"
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"Oh, wow!"
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"Imagine, the champ hitting my face."
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"* Down in the valley"
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"* Where the green grass grows *"
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"* There sat Elaine, pretty as a... *"
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"Hey, it was just a joke, you know."
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"I was just being silly."
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"Hey, come on."
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"Haven't you ever felt like being silly?"
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"Well, good luck on your career."
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"( conversing quietly )"
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"I don't know, I still think"
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"we went a little bit overboard with the present."
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"I mean, uh, what's the big deal here?"
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"It's a big deal to Tony. Yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, I guess. I..."
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"Well, at least it was smart getting him a robe, huh?"
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"He can wear it when he's fighting"
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"and when he's convalescing."
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"Hey, here's our man now. Hey, Tony! Tony!"
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"Tony!"
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"Hey, Tony!"
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"Gee, it's great to see you guys."
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"Uh, listen, Tony, we got you something"
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"to commemorate the occasion."
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"It's from everybody down at the garage"
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"except for, uh, Louie, Vince, Charlie, and Ed."
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"( giggling )"
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"Aw, man."
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"My name, too!"
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"Oh, it's okay."
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"You know, I was going to put, like, "Killer Banta,""
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""Tiger Banta...""
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"No, no, I found it's best not to wear a robe"
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"that makes your opponent crazy."
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"Well, come on, try it on."
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"Yeah. I'll help you."
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"Ooh, ooh."
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"Beautiful!"
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"Beautiful."
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"BOBBY: Feels good, huh?"
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"You know, I never had a robe before, of my own."
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"I'd go in with just a towel wrapped around my neck."
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"Once, the announcer said:"
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""In this corner, Holiday Inn.""
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"I guess what I'm trying to say is thanks."
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"Aw, well."
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"Mr. Banta."
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"Here. Oh..."
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"Jerry Martin."
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"Oh, sure, I read about you in the papers, Mr. Martin."
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"Hey, this is the champ's manager and these are my friends."
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"Elaine Nardo. Hi, How do you do?"
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"Jerry Martin."
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"And Alex Rieger."
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"Hi."
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"Jerry Martin."
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"And Bobby Wheeler."
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"Jerry Martin."
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"Hi. How you doing, man?"
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"Look, what's your name, son?"
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"Anthony Mark Banta."
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"I see."
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"And, uh, what do your friends call you, son?"
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"Tony."
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"What would you like me to call you, son?"
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"I like "son.""
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"Well, you'll be going next"
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"Let me help you with those."
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"You'll be going three rounds with Carlos"
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"and I'd like you to concentrate, if you will, on the body."
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"We're trying to toughen the midsection."
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"That's fine, but I think I better warn you."
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"I've got a pretty good left hand."
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"Do you?"
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"Well, you know, I just didn't want to surprise him with it."
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"I'm going to let him know."
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"I still can't believe it."
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"Me in the same ring with Carlos Navarone."
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"His last fight,"
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"I couldn't get in the same stadium."
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