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Clips from Taxi - One-Punch Banta (S01E01)

"( speaking native language )"
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"All you need is a little street savvy--"
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"Wow, hey, this is real."
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"I've never seen anything like this before."
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"They refused to cough up."
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"and today, we're using the 16-ounce glove."
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"( bell rings )"
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"( fabric ripping )"
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"Okay."
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"ALEX: Come on!"
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"No, oh-oh!"
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"Yeah! Almost not embarrassing."
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"with tennis."
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"What?"
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"I in lust."
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"You know what I'm going to do?"
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"You think for friendship they're going to do that?"
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"I didn't."
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"You're just trying to cover up"
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"( grunting )"
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"Okay, Banta, your turn to fight."
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"Oh, no, I won't."
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"How many fingers am I holding up?"
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"( theme music playing )"
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"Okay, Luche, you got 212."
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"Perleman, you got cab 814."
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"Susman, you got"
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"Nine fifty-one."
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"And Zelinko, you got cab 636, and wash it!"
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Let's get this garage moving here."
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"Latka."
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"It hurts me to see you not working."
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"It makes me want to press a nerve in your neck."
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"Did you fix this cab?"
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"( speaking native language )"
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"It's all fixed?"
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"Let me take a look here."
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"I don't need that."
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"Everything works?"
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"( speaking native language )"
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"Whistle-clean?"
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"( weak whistle )"
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"So there's nothing more to do."
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"Ooh!"
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"Now you can put that back."
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"And you know why I did that, Latka?"
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"Because you are a terrible person."
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"Yes."
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"I'm telling you, Tony."
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"I booked $120."
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"Never."
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"Hey, man. It's the truth."
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"Now, I was really hot tonight, and I booked $110."
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"Now, what can I tell you?"
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"The truth."
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"You know, I can't believe it."
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"I just can't believe the man's standing here"
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"telling me to my face that I can't book $100."
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"I mean, I just can't believe it."
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"Oh, man, you always lie about your bookings."
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"On whose life?"
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"On whose life should I swear"
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"that I booked $90, huh?"
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"On whose life?"
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"Hey, Bob, what'd you book?"
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"Eighty."
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"LOUIE: Hey, Rieger!"
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"Haul your sweaty carcass over here this second."
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"Did you detect mellowing?"
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"( gravely voice ): All right, Louie."
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"I'm coming."
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"Hey, John, how you doing?"
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"Well, I'm trying to figure this out..."
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"Look... I'm going to have to let"
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"your buddy John go."
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"I thought I'd tell you first, 'cause he's"
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"your boy."
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"You brought him in,"
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"so I'm giving you the choice."
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"I can leave a note in his pay envelope"
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"saying "You're through, loser.""
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"That's the nice way."
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"Or I could simply..."
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"Look, Louie, Louie."
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"All I ask is give him some time."
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"He'll get his bookings up."
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"No way."
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"Come on, Louie. Be fair."
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"And start a precedent?"
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"All right, look."
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"You lose him, you lose me."
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"Got it?"
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"Whoo! A threat."
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"I heard a threat."
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"And I'm your best booker."
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"Ooh, a threat with an explanation."
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"Louie..."
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"he goes, I go."
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"A threat that worked."
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"Banta, I got a phone message for you."
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"Yeah? What was it?"
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"You know the rules."
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"Give me a buck."
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"( mumbling )"
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"Here's a dollar."
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"Your gym called."
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"Oh! What'd they say?"
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"That information"
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"will cost you another buck."
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"Here's another buck."
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"They didn't say nothing."
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"Well, if they're so unhappy with me,"
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"why haven't they let me go?"
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"John, that possibility has not been overlooked."
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"Gee, I didn't know it was that serious."
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"Alex, if I lose this job, I'll have to drop out of school..."
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"All right, come on, come on, just relax."
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"Look, you're not that far from making it."
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"I mean, something that only experience can teach you."
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