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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Boys' Night (S02E02)

"Oh, my God. He's ice cold."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey. Oh, my God!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"- We thought there was something wrong with you. - Sorry."
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"- What? - We thought there was something wrong with you."
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"- Phil. - Hi."
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"We haven't, uh, formally met. Phil Dunphy."
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"Yeah, I know you. You're the guy who just broke into my house and fondled me."
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"No. We were just concerned that you looked dead. No offense."
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"What... What... What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, um, our son, Luke, told us that you invited him over here to watch movies."
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"And I'm sure you could understand why we would be concerned about that."
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"- No. - Phil."
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"- You're doing great. - Honey..."
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"What, are you saying that I'm some kind of pervert?"
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"- No! - Probably not."
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"Look, I didn't ask him to come over here."
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"I was minding my own business, like you should be."
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"Okay."
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"But in all fairness, our son is our business."
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"Well, then keep him."
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"- And keep your daughter from driving into my garbage cans. - Uh..."
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"And keep your blinds closed when you're doing your little sexy dance."
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"Oh, God. He's seen my sexy dance."
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"So I'm 12 years old. I'm staying overnight at my best friend Jim's house."
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"- Neither of us want to go to sleep. - I know where this is going."
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"So we sneak off to the movies..."
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"and we see this little picture called Solomon and Sheba."
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"- And Sheba was... Gina Lollobrigida!"
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"Bingo! And for the rest of my life, I swore one day I would marry Gina Lollobrigida."
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"- Well, Dad, you kinda did. - I hear that!"
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"- Mmm."
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"These are good. What's in 'em?"
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"It's a margarita with a shot of absinthe."
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"Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."
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"Ah, are you making a bad pun or just lisping?"
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"I can't believe I drove all the way to the Valley to pick you up."
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"Justin, more booze!"
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"Oh!"
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"- Yeah. Why? - Because I just saw a man walk through the living room."
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"What? Where are you?"
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"I can see through the camera on the computer."
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"You're spying on me? Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"That is so lame."
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"Look, I don't know what you think you saw... maybe the TV or the reflection."
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"Or maybe you think that my body is just shaped like a boy, like I don't have hips or something."
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"No, no, no, no. You have a darling figure."
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"- I was just concerned that... - That hurts so much."
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"This is the kind of thing that I expect from my mother, but not from my cool uncle."
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"- So, thank you for all of your trust. - Okay, um, sorry. Sorry."
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"##"
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"- Yeah! - All right."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, you never saw me in the shower. And don't anybody go there."
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"When I was 12 years old, my father walked into my bedroom..."
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"and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do..."
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"dancing to Madonna's "Lucky Star.""
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"And from that moment on, there's always been a part of me that I've kept from him."
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"And yet here he was laughing with my friends."
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"And... I don't know... maybe the problem was me."
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"- Rob Lowe! Where?"
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"No. Rob Lowe from St. Elmo's Fire. That was... That was my crush."
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"- I loved him. - I get that. He's a good-looking kid."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Right?"
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"Yeah. Hey, "Walk Like a Man.""
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"- Well, I can sing it, but I can't do it."
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"##"
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"I think I just pulled something."
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"Nurse!"
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"Why would I have your shoes?"
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"Because I left them at your uncles's house last night."
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"I go a lot of places without shoes."
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"Oh, wait. That's 'cause I left them at your uncles's house."
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"This is a disaster!"
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"Maybe they'll think they're theirs."
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"They're gay. They know what shoes they own."
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"Thanks a lot, Walt."
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"You couldn't be nice to my parents for two seconds..."
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"so now I'm not allowed to hang out with you."
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"- What do you want from me? - I thought you were my friend."
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"You promised to teach me how to grow tomatoes."
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"And you were gonna take me for an egg cream."
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"I don't need the aggravation."
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"Oh. Sorry I "aggravated" you."
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"And just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable."
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"Maybe if you had gone to the concert instead..."
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"- Could you open it, please? - I would."
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"But I'm old enough to know that I don't like opening aspirin bottles."
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"- Hello. - Hey, Dad!"
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"How do you guys do it? I thought cops could drink."
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"I wanted to say, I had such a good time with you last night, and I wanted to..."
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"- Hold on. I got call waiting! - Yeah."
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"- Yeah?"
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"Woof. Not a morning person. Good to know."
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"Listen, I'm five away. I hope you like blueberry scones and Dusty Springfield."
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"- Who is this? - Pepper, silly."
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"It's gonna be a scorcher in the desert today, so dress accordingly."
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"Oh, this is your street. See you in a minute."
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"- Holy crap!"
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"That friend of yours, that Pepper... he's on his way over here. Why?"
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"Well, you made a date with him last night. Don't you remember?"
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"I think I would remember if I made a date with a guy!"
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"I'm telling you, I know a guy in Palm Springs..."
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"who has every single vintage record known to man."
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"- It's a date! Yay!"
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"I was drunk! I'm not going shopping with Priscilla, Queen of the Desert."
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"Okay, Dad. Well, I'm feeling really good about our relationship..."
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"and I wanna hold onto that for a little while longer."
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"So I'm gonna go ahead and hang up with you. Give Pepper a big kiss for me."
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"Gloria, now listen. I know that you're upset with me about that concert thing..."
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"and rightfully so, but you have to help me."
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"- What is it? - It seems I made plans with Mitchell's friend Pepper."
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"That's someone's name? Pepper?"
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"Yes. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's another guy named Longines."
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"But Pepper's gonna be here any second."
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"He's gonna take me to Palm Springs to go shopping for records."
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"Now, when he gets here, can you pretend there's some kind of an emergency?"
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"Can you do that, please?"
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"Ay, Jay. I... I think you have to take me now to the hospital."
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"My head is in pain."
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