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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Amnesty (S03E03)

"Let me ask you this,"
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"Look, I don't want this whole Amy thing to set us back."
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"I mean, if... if you want to."
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"I quit my job."
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"Uh, Chad, I'm gonna call you back."
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"- Jeff... - You wanna get a drink?"
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"Sure."
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"- Nice shirt. - You think?"
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"I can return it, if you don't like it."
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"and as a Christian, I wanted to prove that they weren't."
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"It's, uh... it's kind of our whole thing."
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"So, wait, Jeff didn't say anything?"
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"Why? What would Jeff have said?"
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"I don't know, he's a liar."
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"I mean, he's always lying about stuff, so..."
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"We are all monsters,"
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"who love to watch bum fights"
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"or put gross stuff in each other's lunches."
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"Oh, I know that Carol messes with my lunch."
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"That's why I always make a decoy lunch."
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"You don't think I know about the decoy lunch?"
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"And even Amy and Jonah... you had an affair."
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"Glenn, it wasn't an affair, it was one kiss,"
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"and it happened because we thought we were about to die."
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"You didn't see me smooching the first lady person I could find."
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"- Yes. - Oh."
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"We all have lust in our hearts."
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"- That wasn't lust. - I wouldn't say lust."
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"Well, I'm sorry, I don't know you guys that well."
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"Maybe you're in love then."
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"- No. We're not in love. - No, definitely not love."
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"but Lord, I'm sensing something going on right here."
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"Right up there. Y'all feel that?"
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"Something good... Great, this again. Woohoo."
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"Oh, uh, tire gauge girl."
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"Okay."
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"So, what is it, guys? Is it love or lust?"
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"Even if they were soul mates, it doesn't make it okay."
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"when I first started working here years ago,"
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"I... I had a little crush on Amy."
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"Exactly. And at one point,"
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"Exactly."
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"Wait, what did... you... when did you..."
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"did... what... you... yeah... no."
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"because if... even if we..."
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"because it... with the timing and everything, it's..."
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"yeah, so, you get it."
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"- Wh... What? - No! We never..."
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"we've moved on."
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"And, you know... and..."
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"anyway, it... it... it doesn't matter, bec..."
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"we've... we've all, you know..."
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"and... and... and besides, you know, I've..."
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"I'm with... I've got... I'm with, um..."
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"- Kelly. - I'm with Kelly."
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"Yeah, no, I... I... I know your name, obviously."
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"- Guys, this is amazing. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I'm generally a cynic,"
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"but this? Wow."
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"So, do you guys think he should be with Kelly or Amy?"
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"Oh, hey, Ame."
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"'Sup?"
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"Oh, hey, guys. What's up?"
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"We're... we're just having normal workplace conversations."
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"Mm-hmm. Sure."
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"There it is. You know me."
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"Struggling to keep it in my pants."
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"With Jonah roaming around here somewhere,"
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"I'm just like, "Give it to me, Jonah.""
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"Yep, gonna go find him now"
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"and just, like, do him, you know?"
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"Soft lines? More like hard lines."
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"Get it?"
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"has been the highlight of my year,"
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"and that includes meeting that Balki guy."
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"- Bronson Pinchot. - What does that mean?"
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"Garrett... let's get this over with."
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"- Get what over with? - What did you do?"
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"Did you make two nuns fight a prostitute?"
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"- Broil a child? - Nah, I didn't do anything."
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"I'm very, very sorry to say,"
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"or... or hit golf balls off the checkout?"
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"You've never taken a video game home,"
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"played it, repackaged it, and put it back on the shelf?"
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"No."
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"I mean, those are all things I probably could've done,"
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"but did not."
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"I found a good one!"
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"Hey."
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"Look, uh, I was just flustered, you know, back there."
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"Yeah, sure. Well, it's very flustering"
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"when you find out that the girl you like likes you back."
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"No, no, I just..."
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"if... if your crush had timed out with Amy's crush,"
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"- would we be together right now? - Yes."
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"I wanna..."
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"I wanna move forward with you."
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"Yeah. Why not?"
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"Do... do you want to?"
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"I mean, I would... yeah."
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"Yeah, great, okay."
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"Cool, then we're doing it. We're... we're living together."
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"- Oh. Uh... - All right."
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"Chad, it's Mateo."
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"Do... I know I've said some horrible things about you"
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"in the comments of your Instagram,"
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"but, you know, I can't find Jeff,"
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"and I've been calling the office..."
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"It's the one Matt Damon wore at the end of "The Bourne Identity.""
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"Because this job is incredibly boring."
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"So, Kelly, do you, like, hate Amy now?"
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"What? No."
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"This was before I even started working here..."
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"- Yes. - And... and it was just a kiss."
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"Yes, exactly. Thank you, Kelly."
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"Uh-oh..."
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"looks like we got ourselves a catfight."
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"How did you get there from..."
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"- And what'd he go? - He was... weird."
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"He said he didn't know what to do and he just left."
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