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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Paul Williams (S01E01)

"♪ Gwamp-gwamp"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp... ♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit..."
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"♪ The neighbors are against it and it's clear to me"
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"♪ And it's probably clear to you"
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"♪ They think values on their property will go right down"
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"♪ If the family next door is blue"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp ♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit"
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"♪ Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp... ♪ Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit..."
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"♪ But it's better than the beau I had last year"
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"♪ When I loved a little bumble bee"
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"♪ Oh yeah, loved a bumble bee"
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"♪ Gribbit-gribbit ♪"
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"Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp..."
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"Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit."
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"Gwamp-gwamp-gwamp-gwamp..."
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"Gribbit-gribbit-gribbit."
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"Well, Paul, listen. Listen, Paul."
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"I just want to say what a real thrill it is to have you on the show."
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"That's very kind of you, Kermit, thank you."
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"And you know what? You're not gonna hear any jokes about your being little-bitty"
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"and small and cute and all that sort of thing, like you are."
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"Us little guys gotta stick together. Oh, yeah. Listen..."
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"And besides that, there have been a lot of famous people who were small in size."
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"That's true. Sure, like Napoleon."
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"Uh... Truman Capote? Uh... Mickey Rooney."
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"Tom Thumb. Not to mention the legendary Wally Blatner."
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"Wally Blatner, a famous..."
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"Who is Wally Blatner?"
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"Well, he invented the elevator shoe."
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"Lifts, right? Right, right."
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"Whatever happened to old Wally?"
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"Well, one day somebody pressed his down button and he was never seen again."
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"That's terrible. Yeah, if you think that was terrible,"
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"what about the 12 people who were riding with him?"
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"I mean, even told by a frog, that's ridiculous."
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"Really? Hey, do you wear lifts?"
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"Sometimes, yeah. Oh, yeah?"
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"Going up!"
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"Now Paul is someone everybody can look up to."
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"I am a telephone pole. I am made of solid wood."
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"I am a telephone pole. I am made of solid wood."
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"I am too talented for my own good."
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"Will you please...?"
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"Yes, ma'am, you're confirmed."
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"Hello. Hello."
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"I want to go to Pittsburgh."
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"I can send you to Pittsburgh first class"
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"on a supersonic jet for $764."
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"You got anything cheaper?"
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"I can send you to Pittsburgh coach class on a subsonic jet for 511."
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"You got anything cheaper?"
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"I can send you to Pittsburgh excursion economy"
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"in an old prop job for about 398."
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"You got anything cheaper?"
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"Yeah, I could send you to Pittsburgh standing-room only"
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"on a broken-down old bus for about 75 bucks."
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"You got anything cheaper?"
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"Yeah, I think I can work something out for you, pal."
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"Hey, Charlie, you wanna mail this to Pittsburgh?"
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"My mother is very religious."
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"She's a fanatic? No, she's a church."
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"And here they are now, my kind of people,"
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"Wayne and Wanda!"
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"♪ You do"
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"♪ Something to me ♪"
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"Oww! Ow!"
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"Here's a Muppet news flash."
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"Arnold Stockman, a retired shoe salesman,"
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"recently had a most unusual experience"
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"and we at Muppet News central feel it is a story"
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"that should be shared with everyone."
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"Here in his own words is Mr. Stockman"
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"to tell you of this bizarre event."
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"It must have been about 9:00. Mm-hm?"
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"Suddenly the phone rang."
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"Well, I picked it up,"
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"but there wasn't anybody there."
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"Whenever unusual events occur,"
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"you'll hear it first on Muppet News."
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"Boy, my uncle will be really interested in this."
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"That's private business here, Scooter. Sorry."
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"And by the way, you guys are really gonna do the old telephone pole bit?"
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"Lots of luck."
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"Scooter, I won't do it. What?"
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"I just found out what the telephone pole bit is and I will not do it!"
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"Oh, come on... Fozzie, come on, we're on now."
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"Scooter, we will not be terrific."
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"We will die out there. Die!"
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"Of course we're not gonna die."
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"What makes you think we're gonna die?"
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"Just a hunch."
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"Folks, we got a little something different for you tonight in the old comedy spot."
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"Our own Fozzie Bear is being joined by our gopher Scooter,"
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"and here they are doing that classic comedy sketch, the telephone pole bit!"
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"Hello, and what's your name?"
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"Mike Oznowiczsky."
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"Oh, so you're the telephone Pole!"
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"Huh. Good old Fozzie. He's never been better."
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"Or shorter. Same difference."
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"♪ That's a sad song"
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"♪ That used to be our song"
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"♪ The one you just played"
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"♪ I wonder if I'd stayed"
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"♪ What we'd be doin' now"
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"♪ Yeah, but part of bein' people"
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"♪ Is an ever-changing mind"
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"♪ We don't mean to be unkind"
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"♪ We just grow"
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"♪ That's a sad song"
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"♪ That used to be our song"
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"♪ And oh, she sang it too"
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"♪ And every word rang true"
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"♪ Like a bell somehow"
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"♪ When I ran off chasing visions"
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"♪ My emotions made me blind"
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