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Clips from Dinosaurs - Hurling Day (S01E01)

-(EARL GRUNTING) -Push, push!

"-(EARL GRUNTING) -Push, push!"

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Okay, Ethyl, I wrote this speech.

"Okay, Ethyl, I wrote this speech."

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Uh, here, you can read it on the way down.

"Uh, here, you can read it on the way down."

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-FRAN: Earl, stop! -(EARL PANTS)

"-FRAN: Earl, stop! -(EARL PANTS)"

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-Okay, I'm ready. -No, you're not, Grandma.

"-Okay, I'm ready. -No, you're not, Grandma."

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You don't have to go.

"You don't have to go."

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-What? -Dad, a million years ago,

"-What? -Dad, a million years ago,"

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some old dinosaur did what was right in his time

"some old dinosaur did what was right in his time"

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Now, you could do what's right in your time and go down in history.

"Now, you could do what's right in your time and go down in history."

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of throwing Grandma off the cliff.

"of throwing Grandma off the cliff."

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Watch your toes, son.

"Watch your toes, son."

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-Listen, Dad! -No, you listen!

"-Listen, Dad! -No, you listen!"

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This is my moment. This is the time when the lowest of the low

"This is my moment. This is the time when the lowest of the low"

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can stand shoulder to shoulder with the highest of the high.

"can stand shoulder to shoulder with the highest of the high."

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If I lose this, Robbie, then my life means nothing.

"If I lose this, Robbie, then my life means nothing."

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What are you saying?

"What are you saying?"

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-Why the hell not? -Because you're my father,

"-Why the hell not? -Because you're my father,"

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-Oh, jeez! -Hello? Hello? Am I suddenly invisible?

"-Oh, jeez! -Hello? Hello? Am I suddenly invisible?"

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Why doesn't somebody ask me how I feel?

"Why doesn't somebody ask me how I feel?"

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Well, how do you feel, Mother?

"Well, how do you feel, Mother?"

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-You could live with us in Dad's den! -That's it! They're both going over.

"-You could live with us in Dad's den! -That's it! They're both going over."

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-Times are changing, Earl. -Today? Do they have to change today?

"-Times are changing, Earl. -Today? Do they have to change today?"

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She's only old because she's lived a long time.

"She's only old because she's lived a long time."

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we could learn from her.

"we could learn from her."

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Maybe the way we treat our old dinosaurs is wrong.

"Maybe the way we treat our old dinosaurs is wrong."

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Maybe, it's better to keep them than throw them away.

"Maybe, it's better to keep them than throw them away."

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Grandma, just tell him you don't want to go.

"Grandma, just tell him you don't want to go."

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Robbie, darling, I've done everything there is to do in this life.

"Robbie, darling, I've done everything there is to do in this life."

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At my age, what do I have to live for?

"At my age, what do I have to live for?"

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to spend the rest of her days making my life miserable.

"to spend the rest of her days making my life miserable."

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Take me home, dear.

"Take me home, dear."

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Yes! Cool! Excellent!

"Yes! Cool! Excellent!"

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Earl, it's just for the rest of her life. How long can that possibly be?

"Earl, it's just for the rest of her life. How long can that possibly be?"

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How should I know, Fran? Nobody ever died of getting old before.

"How should I know, Fran? Nobody ever died of getting old before."

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(MUTTERS)

"(MUTTERS)"

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I mean, I almost threw her past the tar pit entirely.

"I mean, I almost threw her past the tar pit entirely."

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And... And... And then she came down and down, and then, then, uh...

"And... And... And then she came down and down, and then, then, uh..."

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She bounced!

"She bounced!"

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Yeah, she bounced right back up and landed back in her chair.

"Yeah, she bounced right back up and landed back in her chair."

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It's a miracle, they tell me. So, I got to let her move in.

"It's a miracle, they tell me. So, I got to let her move in."

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Earl, you killed us.

"Earl, you killed us."

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(WHINES)

"(WHINES)"

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"

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Oh! Listen!

"Oh! Listen!"

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I gotta get to work.

"I gotta get to work."

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Yeah. My father gave them to me on my wedding day.

"Yeah. My father gave them to me on my wedding day."

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-(EARL CHUCKLES) -Yeah, how do you feel?

"-(EARL CHUCKLES) -Yeah, how do you feel?"

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I can say whatever I want to you,

"I can say whatever I want to you,"

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Wow. I'm overwhelmed

"Wow. I'm overwhelmed"

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Well, uh,

"Well, uh,"

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to say what it was like in there?

"to say what it was like in there?"

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Come here, let your grandma give you five kisses, come on. Come on.

"Come here, let your grandma give you five kisses, come on. Come on."

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Up we go, there!

"Up we go, there!"

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Only if it's fattening.

"Only if it's fattening."

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She went into the tar a happy dinosaur, hurled by a professional.

"She went into the tar a happy dinosaur, hurled by a professional."

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I know where you went.

"I know where you went."

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(SIGHS, GROANS)

"(SIGHS, GROANS)"

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where there's shade, next to her old friends, the Rosenfelds.

"where there's shade, next to her old friends, the Rosenfelds."

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(ALL LAUGH)

"(ALL LAUGH)"

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tomorrow you're going out there for all of us.

"tomorrow you're going out there for all of us."

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"It is good here at camp. The food is good.

""It is good here at camp. The food is good."

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Does this outfit make me look fat?

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

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Oh! Snatch me bald-headed!

"Oh! Snatch me bald-headed!"

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can stand shoulder to shoulder with the highest of the high.

"can stand shoulder to shoulder with the highest of the high."

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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"Earl Sinclair, no genius, no big shot,

""Earl Sinclair, no genius, no big shot,"

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-Uh-oh. -Hello, Mother Phillips.

"-Uh-oh. -Hello, Mother Phillips."

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for this birthday dinner. "Goodbye," "Good luck,"

"for this birthday dinner. "Goodbye," "Good luck,""

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You could be a... A legend among dinosaurs!

"You could be a... A legend among dinosaurs!"

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and no one can take it away from you,

"and no one can take it away from you,"

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-There's just no reason for it. -There is, dear.

"-There's just no reason for it. -There is, dear."

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Therefore, I wish to be hurled from the highest cliff into a tar pit.

"Therefore, I wish to be hurled from the highest cliff into a tar pit."

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(LAUGHS)

"(LAUGHS)"

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God, I love being a dinosaur!

"God, I love being a dinosaur!"

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since I tossed Mother Wilkerson into the goo.

"since I tossed Mother Wilkerson into the goo."

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Yeah, the biggest.

"Yeah, the biggest."

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Here's five dollars.

"Here's five dollars."

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(CLICKS TONGUE)

"(CLICKS TONGUE)"

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(LAUGHS)

"(LAUGHS)"

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Now we live in houses.

"Now we live in houses."

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Now, I think you should think about this long and hard.

"Now, I think you should think about this long and hard."

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-(EARL SIGHS) -Maybe, there are things

"-(EARL SIGHS) -Maybe, there are things"

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-(TREE CREAKING) -EARL: Hey, it was a mighty toss,

"-(TREE CREAKING) -EARL: Hey, it was a mighty toss,"

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"...will be hurled into the ooze by her loving son-in-law, Earl Sinclair."

""...will be hurled into the ooze by her loving son-in-law, Earl Sinclair.""

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