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Clips from Dinosaurs - Hurling Day (S01E01)

"all dinosaurs, upon reaching their... (MUTTERS)"
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"...oh, 72nd birthday, shall be hurled into a tar pit."
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"And this day shall be known as..."
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"Hurling Day."
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"each dinosaur shall be hurled by a loving relative."
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"DINOSAUR 2: Uh, excuse me."
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"Yes, in the back."
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"Uh, so, this won't be a total loss,"
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"could you make it that guys also get to hurl their mother-in-laws?"
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"(SINGING) ♪ Hurling Day, Hurling Day! ♪"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"♪ One more day till Hurling Day! ♪"
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"One more day till I throw your mother over the cliff and into the pit."
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"Earl, it's supposed to be a solemn and holy day."
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"Today's a day of saying, "Yippie, yippie!""
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"After 20 years of your mother on my back, I get to haul her up"
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"to the top of the mountain and fling her bony butt to oblivion."
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"Solemnly and with dignity, of course."
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"-(EARL CHUCKLES) -Earl, this is Mother's big day."
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"Hey, there's my little guy. Want to give Daddy a kiss?"
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"-BABY: Not the Mama, not the Mama... -(GROANS)"
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"That is starting to bother me."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"What? Let me see. Give it here, Robbie."
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"There it is! Here. "Ethyl Phillips, wife of blah, blah, blah,"
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""mother of blah, blah, blah,"
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""grandmother of blah, blah, blah...""
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"So, Dad, what do you think it's like in the tar, anyway?"
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"-In the tar? You mean actually in the tar? -Yeah."
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"Well, uh... I'd have to say that it's dark, it's peaceful, it's quiet."
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"-Oh, thanks, honey. -Bye, dear."
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"And tell him to stop asking such aggressive questions."
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"You know, Robbie, your grandmother's been looking forward to this day"
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"for a long time now."
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"She's going to be reunited with Grandpa Louie."
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"I thought Grandpa went on a cruise."
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"-You bought that? Man. -(GASPS) Robbie."
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"Charlene, until now, you've been too young to understand, but I think"
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"you're emotionally mature enough now to know the truth."
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"-Oh. -When dinosaurs turn 72,"
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"-they're thrown into a tar pit. -Oh."
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"Oh, I get it. Just like the Galleria."
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"Well, I always felt I was an herbivore trapped in a carnivore's body."
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"What's that all about?"
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"-Eat. -(MUNCHES)"
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"may have had our differences for the past 20 years,"
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"but I take no joy in what I have to do tomorrow."
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"Huh?"
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"Hey, hey, look at this. Roy, Roy, look. Hey, buddy, take a look at these beauties."
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"-Yeah. -Look. Nonskid grip."
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"-Oh. -(CHUCKLES)"
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"These old babies have thrown a lot of old ladies."
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"-Hey... -(CHUCKLING)"
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"I mean, any thoughts in these final hours?"
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"Well, I just hope that when my turn comes to go into the tar,"
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"those who knew me will lift a glass and say,"
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"Hey, hey, Earl, we just want you to know,"
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"-Ha-ha! -Yeah, and remember, lift with your knees."
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"(ALL CHUCKLE)"
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"-Aw! -Yeah, we feel close to you."
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"-Yeah, we do. -Sinclair, in here now!"
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"(ALL GASP, CLAMOR)"
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"(EARL GROANS, PANTS)"
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"You sent for me, my captain?"
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Because of my position and social standing,"
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"But tradition gives us one great equalizer..."
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"Hurling Day."
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"-(DRAWER OPENING) -So, drink, Sinclair?"
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"uh, here."
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"You know, it's been almost 30 years"
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"That look on her face as she spiraled out of sight,"
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"uh... (SLURPS)"
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"Ha!"
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"My, it's sad how the memories fade."
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"-Good thing I got it on VHS. (CHUCKLES) -Ooh!"
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"(EARL BREATHES HEAVILY)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"-(TAPE REWINDING) -(RICHFIELD CONTINUES LAUGHING)"
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"There she goes!"
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"-(LAUGHING) -(EARL LAUGHING)"
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"Oh, this is... This is so inspiring."
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"It better be, because tomorrow's your day, Sinclair,"
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"But remember, after tomorrow..."
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"-Lowest of the low? -For the rest of your life."
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"It's the only one you're ever going to get."
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"-(THUDS) -(SCREAMS)"
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"-Don't screw it up! -Yes, sir... No, sir."
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"(EARL GRUNTS)"
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"Nice hang-time, pally boy."
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"I can do better. I got to work on my follow-through."
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"But, has anybody ever climbed back out of the tar pit,"
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"-Ready! -Set, throw!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(THUDS)"
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"-is there life after that? -For me, there is."
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"You're losing elevation."
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"Robbie, you're breaking my concentration."
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"Look, tell me what I say to her when she comes over"
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"(SIGHS) Let me explain this to you."
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"it is time for her to move on."
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"Ask her to tell you about how useless she is."
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"-(SIGHS) Not for long. -(ROY LAUGHING) Yeah."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Mother, you look terrific!"
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"Oh, thank you, sweetheart. I had my scales done for the occasion."
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"-Yeah, yeah. -So, Mom, tomorrow's the big day."
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"I'm so excited, I feel like a schoolgirl."
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"Charlene, sweetheart, pour me a scotch, will you?"
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"CHARLENE: Okay."
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"(CHARLENE HUMMING)"
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"-There he is, Robbie, my baby. -(ROBBIE CHUCKLES)"
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"You must be beating those girls off with a stick."
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"Oh, well."
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"Oh, thanks, Grandma."
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"Indulge me, Fran. What am I saving it for?"
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"-(GASPS) -And five kisses."
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"-(CHEERS) -That's for college."
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"(GASPS) Uh, I'm not going to college unless I have something to wear!"
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"-Earl Snead Sinclair! -Oh, God. My whole name."
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