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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Trick-or-Treat (S05E05)

"Anyway, our new district manager"
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"so I've thrown together some fun Halloween events."
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"Aww, man, then I won't get to hear Jonah lecture us"
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"- No, really, I'm... - Don't be stupid."
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"Oh, it's awful."
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"Uh, hello, glass ceiling?"
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"- [all gasping, murmuring] - Wow."
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"Hard to get in my car in this thing,"
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"another racial sensitivity training."
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"[all murmuring in disgust]"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"♪ And torture chambers down in the basement ♪"
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"of organizing employees at other stores."
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"My girlfriend made me quit."
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"Obviously, I don't want that."
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"[Halloween music plays over speakers]"
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"No, it's best for both of us, not to mention this guy."
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"Hey, man, don't touch my tummy!"
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"If anyone in our store was chopping off feet..."
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"Glenn."
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"and you know where people keep their sneakers."
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"That foot was a precision cut."
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"I'm thinking a reciprocating meat saw."
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"If you ask me, they're dismembering whole bodies."
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"hands, and select genitals."
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"- I mean, that would be insane. - Yeah."
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"- Our baby. - Okay, yeah, sure."
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"I mean, I'm meeting with somebody later today"
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"Okay."
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"I just thought it would be a fun day to come by and meet you guys"
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"Did anybody get a video of that?"
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"Aww, I left my cell phone in the garden center."
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"When I was a kid,"
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"I ended up eating the spaghetti brains"
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"So because of that traumatic snack,"
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"you're too scared to go into the garden center"
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"that we saw Elias decorate with crepe paper?"
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"Of course I can go in there."
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"♪"
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"that I found in the store, okay?"
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"[laughs] Yeah. Me, too."
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"Well, you know, it was just sitting"
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"was coming to meet him, but he didn't say who."
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"Oh, Kelly, you can switch costumes with Amy."
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"Wait, no, that's not gonna work because Amy's so much bigger."
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"Okay, Sandra, we're good on the costumes."
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"She's my... she's my lady."
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"- a few phone calls... - So it's kind of a bummer"
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"to find out this way that the two of you"
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"♪"
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"- They're dating. - Oh, that's great."
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"Yeah, she comes over every day and... and they have coffee."
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"I mean, like, ride a horse, not Jonah."
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"Why don't we all go?"
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"Yeah, I guess I am."
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"I'm sure it has nothing to do"
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"- I... - Never mind."
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"So okay, St. Louis talk."
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"What's this toasted ravioli everyone's talking about?"
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"You gotta try 'em."
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"Kelly and I used to go all the time"
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"There's so much Jonah doesn't tell me."
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"Uh, Kelly does a great, uh, Stephano impersonation."
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"And that's it."
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"Wow, a second stop on one date."
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"not that having kids is, uh, bad."
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"That's... I... I actually wish"
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"You can see why I come here every day."
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"My bad. I got it."
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"Okay, there's no way Dina's a serial killer."
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"because I would totally eat a lamb alive."
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"And you two, hit me up"
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"- Oh, absolutely. - Will do."
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"- Okay, bye-bye. - Bye."
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"Just walking into the garden center."
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"It was a swing. I thought it worked."
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"Hey, uh, let me see what's in that bag, please."
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"No way! You're, like, 40!"
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"Hey, that kind of aggression is exactly why people"
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"are turning on your sport. Soccer is coming for you!"
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"Why are you checking bags?"
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"and they've all been given away."
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"Oh, wow. Well, listen."
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"Amazing. Thank you, Dina."
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"Oh, hey, Kelly."
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"♪ Gnarly dude is what the... ♪"
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"going over some security footage."
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"I'll go, Dina."
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"Cheyenne, come on."
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"Let me just call Bo really quick."
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"Yep, just give me a second."
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"Thank you. You know, Kelly,"
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"Hey, sorry."
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"Oh, my God, you two are Danny and Sandy from "Grease"!"
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"Amy, you need to go change into leather Sandy right now."
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"- I can't control it. - Oh, this is doing nothing."
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"- a goodie bag on her way out. - What?"
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"then she went to grocery."
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"Dina, where is she now?"
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"Well, we need to stop her."
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"Give it up for the winner of our Halloween costume contest,"
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"No, girl. You won."
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"You look good and you better get your prize,"
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"Are you [bleep] kidding me?"
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"I'm so glad the killer struck today."
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"And look at these cat ears. Amazing!"
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"Because I am drenched in urine."
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"Okay, um, maybe we wrap this up."
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"especially because so many of you"
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"Are they cute or what?"
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"It's true. I love her."
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"but I am breaking up with you."
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"Okay, it seems like I should give you guys a little privacy."
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"because I need to explain more to you, Kelly."
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"Amy and I just have a connection."
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"I hate coming to this stupid store."
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"Another round of applause for Maya the Cat."
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"[applause]"
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"- Man. - [sighs]"
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"Garrett, help! [Banging]"
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