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Clips from Three's Company - And Mother Makes Four (S01E01)

"Not the mailman, my father."
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""Sin city" he calls it."
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"I was watching television with my eyes closed."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"That was my mother on the phone;"
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"Ah."
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"Uh, white wine for me."
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"I thought so."
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"What?"
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"Oh, it's easy. I'll show you how to score."
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"Janet, there's a phone call for you."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Chrissy, you're behaving very strangely."
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"I'll see."
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"Him in the same room with us?"
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"Is the bed big enough for the three of us?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Jack, would you mind closing it?"
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"Suppose her mother sees me?"
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"No, Janet, I think you're very cute."
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"Don't blow it for Chrissy."
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"I was just passing by and I thought I’d knock."
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"Good night, Jack."
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"[ MUSIC ]"
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"♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR (COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR) ♪"
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"♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU (WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU) ♪"
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"♪ WHERE THE KISSES ARE HERS AND HERS AND HIS ♪"
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"♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪"
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"♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR (COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR) ♪"
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"♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW (TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW) ♪"
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"♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪"
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"♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪"
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"♪ YOU'LL SEE THAT LIFE IS A BALL AGAIN ♪"
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"♪ LAUGHTER IS CALLING FOR YOU ♪"
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"♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS (DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS) ♪"
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"♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪"
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"Well, I put up the clean curtains."
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"Oh, Chrissy."
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"I sure hope Jack likes them."
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"You're going to spoil him."
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"No, I’m not."
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"I just think if he's coming to live here,"
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"We ought to make him feel at home."
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"Well, I did my bit-- I put the toilet seat up."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I just want to make his room more attractive."
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"Ugh!"
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"I always say it's little homey touches that make a home homier."
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"Chrissy, the man is coming from the YMCA."
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"If we stick him in a broom closet he will feel at home."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I still think that--Why are you watering the table?"
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"Oh, oh, I could have sworn that--"
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"Oh, I put the plant in Jack's room."
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"It'll brighten things up for him."
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"Oh, well, let's don't brighten things up too much."
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"You mean you don't want me to be nice to him?"
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"Oh, sure I do."
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"It's just--You know how you are."
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"Every time you think you think you're doing the right thing,"
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"You end up giving the guy the wrong idea."
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"You're right, I’ll watch it."
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"So will Jack."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Just stamping out Jack's name for the mailbox."
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"But then he'll know Jack's living here."
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"Chrissy, the mailman is supposed to know who lives here."
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"You know how he carried on when I moved here"
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"From Fresno to Los Angeles."
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"I mean if he finds out I’m living with a guy--"
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"Hey, he doesn't have to know."
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"He knows everything."
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"Oh, Chrissy, your father is just a minister, he's not god."
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"[ Thunder ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Oh."
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"See?"
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"[ Knocking on door ]"
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"The weatherman said there'd be thunderstorms tonight."
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"Oh, Mr. Roper, our smiling landlord."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I'm here to fix your doorbell."
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"And Mrs. Roper."
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"I'm caddying."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Would have been here sooner, but I’ve been very busy."
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"Yeah, busy napping in your arm chair."
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"I wasn't napping in my arm chair."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"When I want to sleep, I go to bed."
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"And when he goes to bed, he wants to sleep."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"What's wrong with that?"
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"Oh, fix the doorbell, Stanley."
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"It's time somebody's chimes were rung in this house."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"You know, it's too bad your fairy roommate"
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"Ain't checked in yet."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Why?"
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"He could fix this without a ladder--Just fly up here."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Applause ]"
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"Stanley was born with that sense of humor,"
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"That and a few other birth defects."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Here's your problem right here."
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"See these wires? They're loose."
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"Isn't that brilliant?"
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"How'd they get loose?"
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"Maybe it's like shoe laces, if you don't tie the bows tight--"
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"Wires don't get loose all by themselves, you know."
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"Stanley be careful, they're live."
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"I know what I’m doing."
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"I just want to get to the bottom of this."
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"You've been playing around with these wires?"
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"Girls got to have some fun."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"All right, captain Queeg,"
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