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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - ClosetCon '13 (S05E05)

"♪ Hey, hey♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey,♪♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"I know this seems impossible, but we can do this!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. I'll do that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yes! Thank you, Barb. Thank you so much."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can feel it warming up your belly."
Modern Family (2009)
"And yeah, I said "set." But that's how we talk here."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Gram-Gram! - Oh, you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Holy Moses. More like Apollo 1300pieces!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oof. In space, I guess no one can hear you be hilarious."
Modern Family (2009)
"Lily!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I do. - Oh, thanks."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why don't you give her a little credit? She might be more open-minded than you think."
Modern Family (2009)
"and that I've never been happier in my entire life..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes! Ha!"
Modern Family (2009)
"when their actual lives were in danger."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God. You are such a loser!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Too late!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Wait! - There you go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't make me ask."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm really sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"have we talked about everything we need to?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, Phil."
Modern Family (2009)
"it is! Splashdown!"
Modern Family (2009)
"¡Ay. sì, gracias!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Son of a bitch did it."
Modern Family (2009)
"I really don't understand that. It's so silly."
Modern Family (2009)
"How the hell did they lose our reservation?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, you were married to Mom for 30 years. What's another couple nights on a couch?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm gonna call for the cot, and I'm gonna try to squeeze 'em on that 9.95 Wi-Fi fee."
Modern Family (2009)
"They're selling air."
Modern Family (2009)
"ClosetCon is the premier North American trade show for the closet industry."
Modern Family (2009)
"I stopped going years ago 'cause it's a trade show for the closet industry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"This schedule is incredible."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, there's a 10:45 session on sustainable materials."
Modern Family (2009)
"We have got to hit that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mmm, but it overlaps with 00 a. m. panel on paneling."
Modern Family (2009)
"And a breakout session on shoe storage."
Modern Family (2009)
"The convention floor is for suckers."
Modern Family (2009)
"All work is done at the bar."
Modern Family (2009)
"Unless Tony G. and Layla are singing standards..."
Modern Family (2009)
"in which case, no work- prepare to be entertained."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, I came here to learn, not sit in the bar and drink."
Modern Family (2009)
"You do what you want. I'm getting a scotch."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I do need to meet everybody."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ooh, good. Breakfast."
Modern Family (2009)
"Breakfast? Try lunch."
Modern Family (2009)
"- We wake up early on the farm. - Sure do."
Modern Family (2009)
"There's our sleepy city mouse."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Let's get you all squared away here. - Yeah, I got it."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Down here. - Down here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I forgot how much work there was to be done around here."
Modern Family (2009)
"Been mendin', have you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Missouri. Misery. Huh."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What a pigsty, huh? - Cute."
Modern Family (2009)
"Daddy went to town. He's gonna be there till supper, so I'm helpin' Mama slop the pigs."
Modern Family (2009)
"You wanna pitch in?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. I just ate that bacon, so how's that gonna look?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wanna ring the dinner bell, lil bomber?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's actually really quaint. Is it one of those little triangles-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Sooey!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hoo!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Loudest call in the tri-county area."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Do it again! - No, sweetheart. I think once was enough."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sooey!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow! There's actually an animal that runs toward that sound, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey! - Hello, hello!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Did you make the reservation? - Yeah, 7:00."
Modern Family (2009)
"Fun family time with this little newsie and a steak dinner?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No one. No one says that."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am telling you. The way he looked at me when I came to the door, it is so on."
Modern Family (2009)
"Kind of seemed like he was just delivering pizza, and you were giving him money."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you guys talking about?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Chuck, the pizza guy from last night."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's shy and thoughtful and wears a Princeton sweatshirt."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hardly Haley's type. - Oh, my God. You love him."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? No, I- How would you say I love him? He's been to our house exactly three times."
Modern Family (2009)
"- That's ridiculous, Haley. Don't even look at me. - This is so stupid."
Modern Family (2009)
"She loves him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Manimal. How was picture day?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what's super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mt. Sweatmore."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I was trying to relax you. - Hey."
Modern Family (2009)
"It was right in front of you- Brad Pit Stains."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Come on, Luke. - It's okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whoa. New security system?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You can see the backyard, the front door, the garage- everywhere."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. Can't take any chances..."
Modern Family (2009)
"since Mom gave birth to the Hope Diamond over there."
Modern Family (2009)
"There is a room off the kitchen at Jay's house that's always locked."
Modern Family (2009)
"I try it every time I'm there."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've spent countless hours imagining that that room is a house of treasure..."
Modern Family (2009)
"a palace of ceaseless wonder."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's real."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hello, old friend."
Modern Family (2009)
"Would you look at that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What? That's coconuts!"
Modern Family (2009)
"No!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Whoa. Is that- - A replica of Apollo 13."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look at the detail."
Modern Family (2009)
"You can almost see the astronauts drinking teeny-tiny Tang."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Can I hold it? - No."
Modern Family (2009)
"You have any idea how valuable this is?"
Modern Family (2009)
"And your fingers are covered in cheese dust."
Modern Family (2009)
"There."
Modern Family (2009)
"- No! Luke, wait! - Hey guys, knock it off."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whoa-ho!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't worry, Gloria. I got it."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Dios mío. - Nobody panic!"
Modern Family (2009)
"This is a collector's edition. It's 40 years old!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We're gonna have to improvise. Gloria, call the steak house and cancel."
Modern Family (2009)
"Um- Manny, find some glue. Luke, let's get these parts into the garage."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hello, Houston's? We have a situation."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi. We're with ClosetCon. All access."
Modern Family (2009)
"She doesn't care. You're the only dope wearing that here."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Give it to me. - No. I like it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Joel! Looking good, my friend."
Modern Family (2009)
"Took a bath on automated closets. People aren't ready for that."
Modern Family (2009)
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