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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Lena Horne (S01E01)

"♪ I got a name"
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"♪ I got a name"
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"♪ Like the singing bird or the croaking toad"
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"♪ I got a name"
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"♪ I got a name"
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"♪ And I carry it with me"
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"♪ Like my daddy did"
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"♪ But I'm living a dream"
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"♪ That he kept hid"
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"♪ Moving me down the highway"
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"♪ Rolling me down the highway"
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"♪ Moving ahead so life"
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"♪ Won't pass me by"
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"♪ Like the fool I am"
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"♪ And I'll always be"
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"♪ I got a dream"
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"♪ I got a dream"
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"♪ They can change their minds"
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"♪ But they can't change me, no, no, no, no"
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"♪ I got a dream, yeah"
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"♪ I got a dream"
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"♪ I know I could share it"
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"♪ If you want me to"
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"♪ If you're going my way"
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"♪ I'll go with you"
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"♪ Moving me down the highway"
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"♪ Rolling me down the highway"
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"♪ Won't pass me by"
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"♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah"
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"♪ Moving me down the highway"
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"♪ Rolling me down the highway"
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"♪ Moving ahead so life"
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"♪ Won't pass me by ♪"
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"I could listen to her sing till the end of time."
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"She doesn't sing that. Not her style. No."
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"No, no, no. I mean I could listen to her sing forever."
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"No, she doesn't sing that, either."
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"Why don't you just check yourself into the old fools' home"
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"Kermit. Kermit? Yeah."
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"My love, I've been thinking. What?"
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"The consideration that you've shown Lena Horne"
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"has only reinforced my undying love for you."
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"Yeah. Oh, kiss me quick!"
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"Piggy, I appreciate the fact"
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"that you find me attractive,"
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"every frog wants to be needed,"
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"but there is no room in my life"
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"for, ahem, romance at this time, thank you."
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"(gasps)"
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"I'm destroyed. My life has no meaning. It -"
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"It-It's over. It's over. Piggy, listen -"
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"O death, death, where is thy sting?"
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"Uh..."
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"(hyperventilating)"
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"Uh, Piggy, aren't you just overdoing it a little bit?"
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"Uh, maybe."
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"Here's a Muppet news flash."
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"Mrs. Lola Bramswell of Covington, Kentucky,"
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"has come upon a most unique diet."
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"For the past ten years, she has eaten nothing but seaweed."
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"Tell us, Mrs. Bramswell, has eating only seaweed presented any problems?"
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"No, not really."
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"Except that twice a day,"
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"I find myself going in and out with the tide."
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"That's not easy to do in Kentucky."
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"Do you like circuses? Oh, I love 'em."
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"Oh, then you must like Ringling."
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"I don't know. I never ringled."
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"Will you love me forever?"
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"I don't know, baby. Ask me again in a million years."
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"You know, my aunt has a chest that goes back to 1700."
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"Yes..."
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"You know, they say the children of today"
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"are the parents of tomorrow."
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"Ooh, I always thought it took longer than that."
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"You know what really bugs me about you?"
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"What? Your temper."
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"You're always blowing your top. Oh, yeah?"
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"(♪ "Theme from 'Love Story'" by Henry Mancini)"
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"(haunting sax solo)"
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"(sobs)"
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"Lena, you know, we are so pleased to have you with us on the show tonight."
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"You have long been one of our favorites."
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"Oh, thank you. And I'm a big fan of you and the Muppets, Kermit."
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"Oh, well, that makes us all very happy,"
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"because we on the... Psst. Psst. Psst."
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"We - Psst. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha."
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"Fozzie. Excuse me a minute. Hoo-ha. Hoo-ha, hoo-ha."
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"Fozzie, what is it? What is it?"
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"It's "us" and "we" and "ours.""
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"But only you, the frog, get to talk to the guest star. Ho-ho."
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"Well, Fozzie, see, I'm speaking for everybody."
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"Oh, sure, sure. But the guest stars only get to know you, not me."
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"Yeah, but - That's right. That's right."
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"They will never know that I am a great comedian,"
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"and they will never know that-that my family was in show business"
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"and-and that I'm sensitive, intelligent,"
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"and, yes, I'll even say it - talented."
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"Well, look, Fozzie, it's just that - Excuse me."
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"But aren't you Fozzie Bear, the great comedian?"
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"Yes. A sensitive and intelligent person like you"
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"must be a great comedian."
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"Oh."
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"Well, there you are, Fozzie, huh?"
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"Wow. You mean, you actually know me?"
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"Listen, when you've made a name for yourself in show business,"
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"everybody knows you, so it's..."
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"it's only natural that I would know the great Fozzie Bear."
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"Ah."
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"Lena Horne? Oh, I love Lena Horne."
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"Yes, she's terrific. I mean, she's great. Don't you?"
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"Yeah, I think she's terrific and great, too."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"You know, she's gonna be a guest on our show one of these weeks. Mm-hmm."
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"Fozzie, she is a guest."
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"This week."
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"(stammers) She's a guest this week? Yes."
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"On this show here? Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, wow, wow. That's great."
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"I don't wanna miss Lena Horne. Are you gonna stick around and see her?"
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