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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Blasts from the Past (S10E10)

"They answered! Where's the phone? Oh! Oh, no, no, no."
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"-Where's the phone? -I got it, right here."
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"-You got it? Get it. -Yeah. Oh!"
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"Oh! Oh, buddy, I'm so sorry."
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"-Let me get you some ice. -Damn it!"
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"Because I've got a theory."
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"I want to give these old toys to Haley's babies."
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"Oh, Joe, that's so sweet!"
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"Now I have room in the closet for my lizard."
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"Lizard? I thought that you were just"
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"going to the pet shop to look."
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"I can't say no to that face."
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"You're gonna have to be bad cop 'til puberty,"
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"you know, when the Pritchett Adam's apple"
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"and fuzz-stache show up."
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"Manny, you should also give something for the twins."
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"You both are gonna be uncles."
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"That's a very proud tradition in our family."
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"That's right, Joe. Our great-great Uncle Alvaro"
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"was a famous South American freedom fighter."
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"You're kidding? My Great Uncle Erasmus"
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"was a hero at the Alamo."
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"We're four sentences away from realizing"
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"they killed each other, right?"
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"Joe, next week, you have to go"
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"Why don't you dress as Uncle Alvaro?"
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"Or Uncle Erasmus."
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"but Alvaro was not only a war hero."
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"He was a celebrated matador,"
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"Frida Kahlo's tango instructor,"
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"two-time winner of the Bogota Herald"
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"cartoon caption contest."
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"which, incidentally, were made by a 9-foot Texas diamondback"
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"he stomped to death while arm-wrestling Davy Crockett."
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"Did he kill all his clothes?"
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"He sure did. Come upstairs. I'll show you."
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"I got a ring of his with a tooth in it"
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"he punched out of a puma."
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"Jay does this all the time."
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"He disrespects our heritage and inflates his own."
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"I mean, I'm not buying this Uncle Erasmus guy at all."
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"Yes! We can be like Inspector Tortuga,"
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"the turtle detective in Uncle Alvaro's"
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"popular children's book."
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"He was always very slowly solving crimes."
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"Turns out Jay's Uncle Erasmus did live in Texas in the 1830s,"
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"but not much was written about him."
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"-[ Sighs ] -[ Groans ]"
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"Gretchen. Manuel."
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"Again, I'm so sorry abou--"
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"You'll have to return these within two weeks."
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"Unlike my phone calls!"
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"We had to dig deeper, and since history"
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"I brought my own."
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"about his actual involvement in the Alamo. [ Gasps ]"
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"[ Camera shutter clicks ]"
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"Okay. Oh, really?"
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"You want to give away the very first Gucci hoodie"
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"I ever bought our daughter? Okay, "first Gucci""
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"is why our retirement planner fired us as clients."
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"Also, Haley and Dylan are having twins, okay?"
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"They really need this stuff. I know."
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"I-I-I still can't believe she's pregnant."
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"Although... I know you're about to say something catty."
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"You're practically purring."
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"Wasn't Claire a bit "fun" in her 20s?"
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"Okay, you're clutching a Dolce & Gabbana onesie --"
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"decide who you are."
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"And, by the way, it's not like your family"
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"doesn't have a wayward streak, okay?"
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"Pam's not exactly responsible."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Could an irresponsible woman"
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"win her prison's "Most Improved Wrestler" award?"
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"Okay, let's just admit"
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"we have wild women on both sides of the family."
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"[ Laughs ] Oh, God. Maybe it's good"
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"Lily wasn't saddled with those genes."
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"She sure wasn't. If anything,"
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"I'm worried she acts a little young for her age."
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"I mean, isn't 11 a little too old"
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"for these unicorns and teddy bears and --"
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"[ Gasps ] My... Playgirl?"
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"Oh! Oh, God."
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"Where -- Where did she get that?"
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"Although it's heartening print media isn't completely dead."
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"Okay, you're getting off track."
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"Our daughter is looking at [whispering] naked men."
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"You know, my parents never talked to me"
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"about anything sexual. [ Sighs ]"
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"They just sent me to the stables"
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"when the horses were breeding,"
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"and wow, did that create some unreasonable expectations."
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"No way! Who told her that?"
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"She -- Uh-oh."
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"The dads have their faces on. See you at the sleepover."
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"Both: Hey!"
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"So, listen, we need to talk to you about something."
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"a magazine in your room. Whoa!"
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"[ Groans ] There's nothing to be embarrassed about."
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"Oh, God, no, not at all. You're -- You're going through"
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"a very exciting period of -- of change"
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"and -- and hormones. And -- And -- And, um, urges."
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"Got it. Solid parenting."
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"See you tomorrow. -No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"No, no, no. -Sweetheart. Come on."
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"I-I-I know this is uncomfortable, but..."
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"You shouldn't be ashamed about wondering"
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"or being curious about sex."
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"You know, the mingling of bodies"
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"can be a beautiful expression of love."
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"Stop! They have classes about this in school,"
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"and if you don't want me looking at magazines like that,"
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"don't leave them on the sofa!"
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"The sofa? How did --"
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"How did it get on the sofa? I don't know."
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"I don't -- Ah, the babysitter."
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"Or, you know, Haley, or -- or Pam, or Claire."
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"We were just talking about how perverted they are."
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"Wait a minute. This is from 1997."
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"And David Duchovny's on the cover."
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