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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Blasts from the Past (S10E10)

"Didn't you have a thing for David Duchovny?"
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"Why -- Wha-- I don't even know who that is."
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"He was on the -- you know, the cheesy sci-fi show,"
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"the, uh -- What was it? "The X-Files" or something?"
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"You know, kind of a dumbed-down "Men in Black"?"
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"They had that saying, you know?"
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"Saying was, "The truth is... up there"?"
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"Don't -- Don't you crinkle it."
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"Why do you have a 20-year-old nudie mag?"
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"Agent Mulder meant a lot to me, okay?"
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"He was brooding and handsome"
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"and obsessed with an uptight yet sexy redhead."
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"Yeah, well, guess what. You wouldn't have had a chance"
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"One of his turn-offs"
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"is "dishonest people." [ Sighs ]"
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"And why is it just lying around the house?"
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"I was bringing the trash bins"
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"into the garage the other day,"
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"and I noticed an old box of my stuff."
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"Wait, garbage day? L-Last Wednesday? Yeah."
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"The day we opened the bottle of Merlot,"
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"took it back to the bedroom,"
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"and had a rather spectacular... session?"
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"-Uh, was it that night? -Oh, please,"
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"it was the first time in years I'd seen your eyes"
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"roll back in your head without irony."
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"Well, excuse me if I am attracted to you."
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"Except it wasn't just me, was it?"
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"There were three of us in that bed."
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"I sent you a dozen roses the next day."
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"Apparently, I should've sent six to David Duchovny."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"So what? I got a little extra worked up"
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"after looking at a sexy picture."
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"People do it all the time."
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"Pepper said it's the only reason he buys Brawny paper towels."
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"So, I guess I'm weird for wanting to purely connect"
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"with you on an emotional level."
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"Know what? I'm going to the gym."
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"And good news, David Duchovny."
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"Can you please hand me my iPod?"
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"You've robbed me of my dignity."
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"Thank you!"
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"There you go, buddy."
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"Now you look like a real hero."
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"I don't think I'm allowed to bring a knife to school."
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"It's not sharp at all."
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"And neither, apparently, are you."
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"I told you if we waited a few minutes"
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"he'd give us a delicious segue."
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"Your uncle Erasmus Pritchett"
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"was a hero at the Alamo..."
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"but for the other side."
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"Yeah, he hid in a closet during the fighting,"
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"then stole a dress and escaped"
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"by pretending to be a prostitute."
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"What?! I don't believe you."
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"These are official church documents."
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"In this part, it says that he traded military secrets"
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"for rum and a new corset."
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""To this day, in Nuevo Laredo, 'to Erasmus'"
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"means 'to cry facedown on the ground.'""
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"There's a picture of him cringing."
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"I can't believe I named my lizard Erasmus."
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"It was wartime, Joe!"
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"We can't judge a man who has lived through that kind of hell."
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"He spent his post-war years"
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"spreading the gospel of vegetarianism."
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"I have no uncle."
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"Oh. [ Coughs ] This homeopathic remedy"
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"is really gonna help Haley with morning sickness."
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"Well, you were right about one thing."
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"It does -- It does smell like"
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"a buffalo that was struck by lightning."
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"When -- When are you heading back up to Oregon?"
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"Oh, I'm done with that place."
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"Oldest story in the world."
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"You know, I thought I found a nice guy, then one morning,"
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"he up and tells me he's found six new women."
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"Mm. I'm done with Bhagwans."
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"Coming back as Dylan's mother?"
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"Not funny, Mom."
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"Not funny at all!"
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"Buddy, are you sure you're okay?"
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"Trust me, I'm a nurse."
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"By now there'd be clear signs if I had a concursion."
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"[ Whoosh ] [ Claire coughs ]"
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"Gosh, your mom looks familiar."
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"She used to do a little modeling."
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"Recently, she had her likeness stolen"
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"for one of those "Freeze-the-Fat" billboards."
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"[ Gasps ] Dylan's Mom was the hot chick"
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"* Sex kitty *"
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"The songwriting isn't perfect,"
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"but this video changed everything."
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"[ Rock music resumes ] * Ow! *"
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"* Sex kitty, se-- *"
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"Those bikes don't live there, do they?"
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"'Cause that is an ideal north-facing spot"
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"I wasn't aware that Haley"
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"was considering a home birth."
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"Oh, I wasn't, but then Farrah really opened up my eyes"
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"to the birth-industrial complex."
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"You know, this room is kind of vibrating"
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"with ancient wounds."
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"Dylan, honey, do you think you could grab that fan"
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"and maybe de-funk the kitchen a little?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Is, uh -- Is Dylan's mom at all familiar to you?"
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"Yes! Thank God you noticed it, too."
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"I know. She's been driving me kind of crazy"
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"[ Glass shatters ]"
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"-She broke it! -No, you broke it!"
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"Girls, it's fine! Also, who are you?"
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"Oh, I get my stepdaughters once a month"
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"when my ex-wife's on rotation with the National Guard."
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"Mm. Girls, be careful with the chinchilla, okay?"
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"You know he has a nervous bowel."
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"Hi, girls! Girls: Gammy!"
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"Gammy?"
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