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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - HalloVeen (S05E05)

"[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]"
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"It's heist time."
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"- Dah! - Thought you could get"
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"Some of you have asked me what got me through prison."
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"Of course not, I never believed in any of you."
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"No, the only thing that kept me sane"
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"was planning for the Halloween heist"
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"This year, we compete for the most elegant and regal"
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"- Well, whatever it is... - Cummerbund."
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"I heard you practicing in the shower. You can't surprise me."
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"Cool, fun take on our relationship."
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"I'm younger than you."
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"In fact, you're an idiot. I should've fired you long ago."
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"Get your undies out of your buns."
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"- for all to see. - How poetic."
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"like Tantalus's fruit."
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"Amy, will you please do the honors?"
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"Or is it right here?"
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"This is Gina Linetti."
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"Oh, how is she?"
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"Linetti, Lin-out-ti."
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"♪ ♪"
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"- It's sinker. - No, it's sphincter."
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"- And right on time, here's Bill. - Welcome."
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"Twins. So, did you have any issues"
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"- getting into the vents? - Went like clockwork."
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"Get better eyes, you moron."
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"Hey, over here, losers."
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"Now I sell vitamin supplements."
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"It's not "Bachelor in Paradise." It's "Survivor.""
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"- Last year was a setup. - Hell yeah, it was."
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"- You're all so damn smug. - Yeah, you guys may be champs,"
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"but this year... this year belongs to The Tramps."
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"Amy! Amy, in here!"
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"Hello, tied-up Jake."
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"I know you don't drink water. You pee once every two days."
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"- And you went this morning. - Damn it, you know me so well."
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"[SIGHS] And I'm just one of the tramps."
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"The only way we're gonna win is if we team up."
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"Also, I love you, and I treasure you,"
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"Fine! Go! Who needs you, ya freakin' jag!"
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"Oh, nothing can stop this Tramp train."
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"- What? - I set up an electric eye yesterday,"
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"so if anyone enters this room, an alarm will go off."
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"[EXCITING MUSIC]"
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"Alarm works."
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"- You're gonna cut off your own arm? - Is that how it ends?"
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"All right, how about this? I will buy..."
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"So, where on Gina's mobile"
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"- we don't know anything. - Well, good day then."
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"[SOFT FUNKY MUSIC]"
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"Well, if I'm sweating, as you claim,"
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"His leotard ripped, exposing his butt."
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"- thanks to moi. - Uh, yes,"
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"because I'm a captain."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Good boy, Cheddar. Bring me that cummerbund."
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"[WHISPERS] Oh, yeah."
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"But you forgot about one important thing..."
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"Okay, security system, talk to me."
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"Holt and Cheddar always walk in a perfect lockstep."
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"- Thought you weren't heisting. - I'm not."
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"- You feeling okay, friend? - No, it was number two,"
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"but if anything happens to him, I will end you."
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"- Cheddar? Cheddar? - [BARKS]"
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"That's my doggie!"
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""Handmaid's Tale." This is Amy."
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"but I'm not doing anything."
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"No, no, I love Elisabeth Moss."
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"Oh, they're coming from everywhere."
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"I've known about your plans for weeks."
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"- I don't know what's going on. - I do."
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"Handmaids, out!"
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"Please. Impossible."
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"The key has been in my shoe the entire time."
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"Uh-oh, it's not turning."
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"just get my skirt up, thanks."
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"- Never was. It was always a belt. - I don't understand. Who took it?"
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"I put a GPS tracker inside of Terry."
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"Do you guys think all that radiation"
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"Good luck keeping up with me."
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"Oh, I'll keep up with you..."
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"In hell. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."
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"♪ ♪"
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"What did you give fake Charles so he'd help you?"
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"who had the real key,"
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"and led Terry and the whole squad on a wild goose chase."
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"- It's that one. - No!"
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"Why? Oh, no, what does it say?"
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"I'm so confused... I don't know what's happening right now."
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"I love your face, and I love your butt."
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"and you're the best person I know,"
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"- I love yours too. - Gross."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Jake Peralta, I will marry you."
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"So, since Peralta altered the cummerbund,"
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"JK, so happy for you bitches.""
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"Mr. Santiago, I'm calling to inform you"
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"Not to talk out of turn,"
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"So, what I'm saying is,"
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"but pair it with a blueberry yogurt,"
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"- Get it? - Yes?"
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"I planted the idea in Jake's head"
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"Oh, Detective Peralta. Welcome aboard."
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"I'm hearing wedding bells."
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"It took, like, four years for me to forget that memory."
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"- Yeah, I'm my own worst enemy. - Look, no one gave me the idea."
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"I decided to ask Amy to marry me all on my own on April 28th."
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"I'm so happy you two are getting married."
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"Get over it, ya jag!"
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"[ALARM SILENCES]"
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"a head start on heist prep? Good luck."
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"I'm already dressed."
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"Well... I'm also dressed,"
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"and I made breakfast."
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"- Wait, where are my eggs? - In my belly."
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"[BOTH SCREAM] Now get a move on."
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