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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - HalloVeen (S05E05)

"It's heist time."
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"I love Halloween!"
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"[UPBEAT MUSIC]"
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"Was it my family? Don't be stupid."
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"Was it knowing that my friends would eventually get me out?"
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"those many years doing hard time."
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"- It was eight weeks. - I also went to prison, dog."
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"- We're getting off track here. - No, we're not, dog."
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"Peralta's just trying to play the sympathy card"
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"so we all go easy on him."
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"I'd rather send you back to prison"
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"- than see you win. - Okay."
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"of all prizes..."
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"A championship cummerbund."
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"Or belt, as normal people call it."
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"Belt... I'd like to see the pair of slacks"
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"whose loops are large enough for this belt."
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"No, it is a cummerbund."
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"It's inscribed with the words, "Amazing human/genius.""
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"The objective is to have it in your possession at midnight."
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"This year, the competition is not limited"
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"- to winners of the past heists. - That's right."
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"#Resist... can enter."
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"- It's open to everyone. - Ooh, every man for himself."
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"It's like "Bachelor in Paradise.""
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"It's really cool that you guys opened it up to anyone."
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"Thanks. Yeah, we talked about it,"
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"and we just felt like it was only fair."
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"I was being sarcastic. You all suck,"
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"and I hope Jake goes back to jail."
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"Oh, cool, I'm glad everyone feels comfortable joking about that."
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"- Not joking. - Insult me all you want,"
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"for I have only this to say..."
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"BOTH: Victory shall be mine!"
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"Letting me into your life was the worst mistake you ever made."
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"Well, I for one thing you're perfect for each other..."
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"Feel like there's gonna be more."
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"- Because you're both losers. - There it is."
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"None of you stand a chance against me. No courage, no patience,"
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"no brains,"
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"and, of course, a bald old man."
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"No comeback for the bald thing, I see."
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"Yeah, I'm not doing the heist. I'm out."
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"- [BOTH LAUGH] - Okay."
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"- Bull crap. - Yeah, right."
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"Just like you were out last year."
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"- I was out last year. - As a setup for this year."
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"You're good, Jeffords, but not good enough."
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"- What? - Relax, Terry, chill out."
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"Now, if everyone would rise."
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"Rise like the army of the dead,"
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"This heist,"
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"the belt will not be locked up or hidden away."
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"It will be suspended from the ceiling in plain sight"
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"Yes, that's where I got the inspiration from,"
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"Greek mythology, not an episode of the Nickelodeon show "Guts.""
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"♪ ♪"
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"- [GASPS] - What's going on?"
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"- What's happening? - I can't see!"
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"Everybody just grab something random."
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"Back off, Hitchcock."
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"It's gone. The cummerbund is gone!"
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"Who took it? We're all here. Where'd it go?"
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"Nowhere. It's still in this room."
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"I don't have the cummerbund, because it's right here!"
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"Everybody stop undressing."
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"We just had harassment training."
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"Hey... over here, losers."
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"You really thought you could do this without me?"
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"I'm the defending champion."
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"Yeah, you punk,"
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"why aren't you showing your face, you punk?"
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"Yeah, I just had a baby."
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"I haven't washed my hair in three weeks."
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"- Yeah, how's she doing? - None of your business."
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"Now, if you wanna find the belt,"
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"you're gonna have to work for it."
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"Behind my desk are boxes of baby stuff"
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"that I didn't wanna assemble."
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"You get a clue for each item you put together."
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"This is crazy."
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"I mean, no one is actually gonna do Gina's dumb chores, right?"
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"Right, absolutely not."
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"It's completely ridiculous."
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"- They fell for it. - Hook, line, and sphincter."
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"That's where you put the hook in when you're eeling."
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"- Hey, guys. - Ah."
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"Man, it is amazing how similar you guys look."
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"- I don't see it. - Me neither."
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"- Not even a little. - Not at all."
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"Oh, Detective Boyle, didn't see it was you."
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"Ah, man, I'm friends with Officer Lou."
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"Not anymore. He was very upset."
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"The belt is in place."
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"Whoever has it at midnight will be declared the winner"
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"I can't see! Everyone just grab something randomly."
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"Back off, Hitchcock."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I gotta say, Bill, your Gina impression was spot-on."
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"I'm very good at roleplay,"
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"and I'm super comfortable wearing masks."
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"Right, I forgot you were maybe a male prostitute."
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"I was definitely a male prostitute,"
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"but I don't do that profession anymore."
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"I made $90,000 this year alone,"
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"working out of the comfort of my own home."
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"- Uh-huh? - How did I do it?"
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"- NutriBoom. - Right."
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"And the good news is, you can do it too."
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"Okay, this is clearly a pyramid scheme. We're not interested."
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"Okay, your loss."
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"- Here's the belt... - Ah..."
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"Ow! Charles, what are you doing?"
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"Bill, the belt."
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"- Bill, you're in on this too? - Yep."
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"Charles promised he'd buy a ton of supplements"
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"and become one of my downstream distributors."
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"No, look, listen to me, don't do this, okay?"
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"I really need to win this year. I'm begging you."
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"Those baby browns aren't gonna work on me, not today."
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