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Clips from Batman - Batman Is Riled (S01E01)

"emboldened by the Dynamic Duo's seeming impotence"
Batman
"'were combining to create a crime wave'"
Batman
"'the likes of which Gotham City has seldom seen.'"
Batman
"perhaps all our prayers are best summed up"
Batman
"by my small son Harold, just eight years old."
Batman
"hands clasped reverently before him"
Batman
"he said, "God bless mommy."
Batman
""God bless daddy. God bless my dog Spot."
Batman
"please save us.""
Batman
"Turn it off, Alfred."
Batman
"Wait a minute."
Batman
"[intense music]"
Batman
"(male #1 on TV) 'Hold that camera still.'"
Batman
"How do you focus this thing?"
Batman
"[hissing]"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"No hard feelings, Freddie."
Batman
"[sizzling]"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"Places, everyone. Ha ha ha."
Batman
"- Let's race to the studio. - No time for that now. Look."
Batman
"(Joker on TV) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."
Batman
"And welcome to "What's My Crime.""
Batman
"[Joker laughing on TV]"
Batman
"It seems that your inept Dynamic Duo"
Batman
"is having a little difficulty in figuring out"
Batman
"'just what my next crime will be.'"
Batman
"to give them a little hint. Ha ha ha."
Batman
"Are you listening out there, Fatman and Boy Blunder? Ha ha."
Batman
"Boy! How I'd like to top him with a punch line."
Batman
"Quiet. Listen. His insane conceit may betray him."
Batman
"Are your masks in place, panel?"
Batman
"Let the game commence."
Batman
"Does this crime involve an article of clothing?"
Batman
"Right!"
Batman
"Like a belt maybe?"
Batman
"Astonishing! Right again."
Batman
"It involves a belt, but there's going to be a switch."
Batman
"- A switch. - An electric switch?"
Batman
"Wrong, panel!"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"A switch, but not electric."
Batman
"means that we contribute one dollar"
Batman
"'to the famous Joker's Home For Worn Out Bats.'"
Batman
"- Ha ha ha. - Hey, Joker."
Batman
"Cop cars on the street."
Batman
"[gasps] Let's chase it."
Batman
"Fatman and Boy Blunder.."
Batman
"...are your blindfolds in place?"
Batman
"Very well then, ask yourselves"
Batman
"what is wrong with this sentence?"
Batman
"He who laughs last, laughs good."
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"Holy grammar! Is that all?"
Batman
"He who laughs last, laughs best, not good."
Batman
"Best. Best! Best!"
Batman
"Do you suppose blindfold might have something to do with it?"
Batman
"Uh, if I may venture an opinion, sir"
Batman
"I think Master Dick may have put his finger on it."
Batman
"- Blindfold? - Uh, no, sir. Grammar."
Batman
"The sentence was grammatically incorrect."
Batman
"One does not laugh good, sir."
Batman
"One laughs well."
Batman
"Why, that's it, Alfred."
Batman
"Laughs well. Laughwell."
Batman
"- Professor James J. Laughwell. - Holy safari!"
Batman
"The one that just got back from Africa with a collection"
Batman
"of rare masks and objects of art."
Batman
"That's where the blindfold part would come in, sir."
Batman
"And they're being stored at the Last Longer Warehouse."
Batman
"To the Batmobile."
Batman
"[intense music]"
Batman
"[tires screeching]"
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"[tires screeching]"
Batman
"We'll use the Bat-rope and take them by surprise. Stand clear."
Batman
"[swooshing]"
Batman
"No matter what, we mustn't fail this time, Robin."
Batman
"Sometimes I think people expect too much of us, Batman."
Batman
"They have a right to expect it."
Batman
"But we're only human."
Batman
"All too true."
Batman
"We only have so much to give."
Batman
"Try to explain that to little Harold"
Batman
"kneeling beside his bed saying his prayers."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"[glass shattering]"
Batman
"Stand and fight, Joker."
Batman
"[thwacking]"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"(Joker) Let us away! Let us away!"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"[explosion]"
Batman
"[crackling]"
Batman
"[firecrackers whistling]"
Batman
"Holy Fourth of July! What's this?"
Batman
"(Joker) 'This was just the curtain-raiser.'"
Batman
"'Next time you'll get the real showstopper.'"
Batman
"That's not your belt."
Batman
"No. It's a clever replica of The Joker's utility belt."
Batman
"Then when you thought you were stopping him"
Batman
"That tricky devil!"
Batman
"He's hit us below the belt!"
Batman
"Golly."
Batman
"What do you suppose little Harold's going to think now?"
Batman
""Crime wave grows!""
Batman
""Police powerless!""
Batman
""Batman and Robin foiled again!""
Batman
""The Joker is wild!""
Batman
"(Robin) 'All the same.'"
Batman
""The Joker is wild!""
Batman
""Batman and Robin foiled again!""
Batman
"Holy headlines! We look like page one dumbbells!"
Batman
"Too true, Robin, the responsibility of the press"
Batman
"is to report the truth despite what it might do to our image."
Batman
"Our main concern is to a frightened public"
Batman
"whom we seem to be failing."
Batman
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