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Clips from Batman - Batman Is Riled (S01E01)

"Gosh, you're right."
Batman
"I can't help thinking of only myself. I'm sorry."
Batman
"Well, it's okay, chum, we all"
Batman
"have the right to be selfish sometimes."
Batman
"- Nothing? - Not so far."
Batman
"But we do know that giggling thief's about to pounce again."
Batman
"What was it that he said in the warehouse?"
Batman
""Next time you'll get the real showstopper.""
Batman
"Exactly! Showstopper."
Batman
"Show."
Batman
"Another telecast."
Batman
"I think you're off the beam, Robin."
Batman
"The Joker's too shrewd a customer"
Batman
"to hurl such an obvious clue."
Batman
"Of course."
Batman
"But I can't help thinking"
Batman
"he slipped up somewhere."
Batman
"Perhaps he's about to."
Batman
"- What do you mean? - Look at it this way, Robin."
Batman
"He's terrorized Gotham City"
Batman
"he's baffled the police department"
Batman
"and he's held us up to public ridicule."
Batman
"- True. - Gloating on his own success."
Batman
"He may be planning some super crime"
Batman
"and stumble on his own pride."
Batman
"How do we go about stopping him?"
Batman
"...and let the venomous viper trap himself."
Batman
"And when he does.."
Batman
"- Caught in a Bat-trap! - Right."
Batman
"What is it, chum?"
Batman
"Oh, the... the launch tomorrow."
Batman
"What about it?"
Batman
"I dread facing all those people."
Batman
"I see what you mean."
Batman
"I just wish I knew what The Joker is plotting right now!"
Batman
"A scheme to trap that grinning devil."
Batman
"Meantime let's get back to the utility belt he planted."
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"Everything's set."
Batman
"The plan is perfect."
Batman
"Jeez, it'll be like a dream come true."
Batman
"Cruising the world in our own private luxury ocean yacht."
Batman
"Are you sure Batman won't get in our way?"
Batman
"That's right, Joker, we may got him down"
Batman
"You fools! Have little faith."
Batman
"I swear by every fiend of felonious fundom"
Batman
"tomorrow all opposition from the Dynamic Duo will stop!"
Batman
"I've got the stopper right here."
Batman
"- What is it, Joker? - It's just a cork."
Batman
"A cork, yes."
Batman
"Queenie, get me the bottle of champagne."
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"How are you gonna stop Batman with that?"
Batman
"You gonna get him drunk?"
Batman
"[pops]"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"Tomorrow night, champagne for everybody!"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"What's this?"
Batman
"Batman and Robin done in"
Batman
"by a bottle of champagne?"
Batman
"Impossible!"
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"I don't know what could be keeping Bruce Wayne"
Batman
"but we just can't hold this up any longer."
Batman
"Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to present"
Batman
"the two people who will christen the S.S. Gotham."
Batman
"They hardly need an introduction."
Batman
"Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder."
Batman
"What are you two guys doing out here"
Batman
"[ship horn blowing]"
Batman
"Forget about it. Let's get on with the christening, shall we?"
Batman
"Okay. Who, uh, who's got the champagne?"
Batman
"- Here you are, commissioner. - Well, thank you, my dear."
Batman
"The best French champagne."
Batman
"There you are."
Batman
"1949."
Batman
"A very good year."
Batman
"Something...something wrong, Batman?"
Batman
"No, no, it's nothing at all."
Batman
"I...I just feel a slight headache coming on."
Batman
"Perhaps one of these tablets.."
Batman
"You better take one too, Robin, it might be contagious."
Batman
"Well, gee, Batman, I never heard of a headache being--"
Batman
"(Batman) Doctor's orders, chum."
Batman
"Let me get this out of your way."
Batman
"I hereby christen the S.S. Gotham City."
Batman
"[shatters]"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"[indistinct chattering]"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"Queenie, the switch."
Batman
"[laughing continues]"
Batman
"You're on the air, Joker."
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"(Joker on TV) Good-day. Good-day."
Batman
"Once more we interrupt your regularly scheduled program."
Batman
"This is The Joker speaking from his secret hideout."
Batman
"[Joker laughing on TV]"
Batman
"(Joker on TV) I have an amusing message for the directors"
Batman
"of the Gotham Steamship Lines."
Batman
"My terms, deliver me title to the S.S. Gotham or else.."
Batman
"...or else this whimsical scene once part of a waxwork museum"
Batman
"will be reenacted in front your eyes"
Batman
"with the most hideous reality."
Batman
"You understand, dear fellow citizens of Gotham City?"
Batman
"I get the S.S. Gotham"
Batman
"or your precious Dynamic Duo gets launched...to eternity!"
Batman
"[Joker laughing]"
Batman
"Wrong, Joker! You get launched!"
Batman
"Right back to the pen where you belong!"
Batman
"Egads! What sorcery is this?"
Batman
"to keep ordinary men unconscious for hours."
Batman
"No sorcery."
Batman
"Merely the precaution of a universal drug antidote pill."
Batman
"You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker!"
Batman
"That replica of your utility belt was too exact."
Batman
"We analyzed the cork in it and found...paralyzing gas!"
Batman
"I just happened to notice the seal around the cork"
Batman
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