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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Roy Clark (S03E03)

"Um, explanation. Uh, Chef, Chef. Chef, come here."
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"- Take the lights off the stage. - Yes, sir. Scooter, lights off!"
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"Oh, I'll do the intro."
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"Curtains! Oh, that's me. Oh, oh."
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"♪ Sally was a good old girl ♪"
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"♪ Sally was a good old girl ♪"
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"♪ Sally was a good old girl ♪"
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"♪ No matter what the request she gave her best ♪"
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"- and the hole in the floor. - The hole, yeah."
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"You wouldn't hit a bear in front of a guest star, would you?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Roy Clark!"
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"We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show."
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"Roy, oh, Roy Clark? Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Clark."
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"[wheezing]"
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"Oh, he's good too."
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"I am gonna shift the scenery?"
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"♪ Rocky Top, Tennessee ♪"
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"♪ ...eee ♪"
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"- [shouting] - [applause]"
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"Boy, you can say that again."
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"What's all this smoke? [sniffs]"
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"- It's not smoke? - No, no."
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"Oh, look out, here comes another one. Duck."
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"- You OK? You OK? - What was that?"
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"Oh, boy, that was a close one."
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"- Thought you had me, didn't you? - [groans]"
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"Why don't you try this one right here?"
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"- I am not that stupid. - Well, then I'll try it."
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"Beaker!"
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"I don't believe that."
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"♪ As rain upon my tongue ♪"
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"♪ I lived by night ♪"
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"♪ Were waiting to be sung ♪"
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"♪ And so much pain ♪"
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"♪ I feel the bitter taste ♪"
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"♪ When I was young ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"Yeah, yeah, we're here to audition."
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"- Hoses, axes? - Oh, yeah, we brought one of those."
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"- ♪ In my heart I have but one desire ♪ - All right, excuse me, guys."
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"[applause]"
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"One out of five'd be a good average."
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"'cause we keep chickens."
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"Say, what's your brother-in-law doing up there?"
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"what it feels like to be a father?"
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"[knocking]"
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"Thank you, buddy. And, by the way, I've got a question."
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"I've got the cowboy suit I'm supposed to be wear,"
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"- but where's the chaps? - Hello, hello, hello."
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"We're the pair of chaps you asked to pop around."
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"Hello, hello, hello."
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"It's a far cry from Oklahoma."
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"[drum roll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star,"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"- Hey! Somebody kill that light. - [gunfire]"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"Three times!"
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"Thank you, thank you and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Our show is going country tonight because our"
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"special guest is one of the world's greatest"
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"country music stars, Mr. Roy Clark."
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"- And... - To the country. Let's go."
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"Everybody... Kermit, get dressed. To the country!"
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"Wait, I said the show was going country,"
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"just because Roy Clark is our guest."
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"One of my favorite performers."
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"I didn't mean it would actually be alfresco."
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"Excuse me. I thought you should know the stagehands aren't here."
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"Hmm, yeah, yeah. I sent 'em off to the country, yeah."
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"But, Fozzie, the show is staying here."
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"But they're in the country waiting for us."
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"- No! - You said the show was going country."
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"- We gotta do the show here. - Don't shout, I'm just a bear."
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"You can't send the stagehands to the country."
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"I am doing the best I can. Who's gonna shift the scenery?"
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"- Fozzie! - What?"
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"You are going to shift the scenery."
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"Fozzie?"
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"I am gonna shift the scenery."
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"[stuttering] I'm sorry about that, folks. Uh..."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"the multitudinously talented, Mr. Roy Clark."
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"- What do I here? - Open the curtains!"
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"Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes."
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"[up-tempo music]"
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"♪ Rocky Top, you'll always be ♪"
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"♪ Home sweet home to me ♪"
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"♪ Good ol' Rocky Top ♪"
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"♪ Rocky Top, Tennessee ♪"
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"♪ Rocky Top, Tennessee... ♪"
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"- I wonder how they do that. - Do what?"
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"Man, that Roy Clark sure is a numerous person."
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"[stammers] How... How does he do that?"
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"- Fozzie. - Oh, yes, sir."
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"There's not a stagehand in the theater, thanks to you."
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"Ah, thank you, you're welcome."
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"Listen, listen, Fozzie."
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"You got us into this mess. You are responsible for it."
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"- If anything goes wrong here, Fozzie! - Yes, sir?"
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"You are fired!"
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"[stammering] Fired?!"
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"Oh, no. Oh. My nerves are shot."
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"Still... [chuckles] what could go wrong?"
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"I mean, the, uh, the stage is set."
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"- The star has arrived. - Psst, Fozzie."
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"- Audience is happy. - The theater's on fire."
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"The theater's on fire."
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"The theater's on fire?!"
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"Oh! [coughing]"
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"[indistinct singing]"
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"[speaking mock Swedish]"
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"[spoon clatters]"
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