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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Farhampton (S08E08)

"And why should I believe that?"
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"Well, for starters, I have a boyfriend."
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"No, Robin, you don't have to do this."
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"There have been enough lies."
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"I'm not lying."
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"His name is Nick."
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"I didn't want to jinx it by telling everyone."
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"Okay, well, what I was saying is-"
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"[ Distorted Voice]"
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"I have no desire to get Barney back because I'm with Nick now..."
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"and, well, I don't want to be crude..."
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"but I want to spend all day licking his abs."
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"Do you understand?"
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"I stand by it."
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"[Sighs] Guys, it's okay."
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"You're new parents. You just need to get some sleep."
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"We're fine."
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"[ Marvin Crying ]"
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"- [Sobbing ] - This is hard, guys!"
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"- It's really hard! - Aw, honey."
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"Oh, God! Stay with me. Stay with me."
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"- Go get your baby. - [ Lily Murmurs]"
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"Look, it doesn't matter that you have a boyfriend."
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"I'm always gonna be wondering if you secretly still have feelings for Barney."
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"- I don't care who this guy is. - [ Robin Sighs]"
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"Okay, we're good."
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"Robin, maybe later we can discuss the meaning of the word "emergency"..."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"You know he has chicken legs."
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"Little tiny chicken legs."
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"You guys saw those, right?"
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"It's not cheating if I lie down on the bar..."
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"and let Nick do a shot from my belly button, right?"
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"- Say what now? - Barney's on board!"
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"Thanks for your help today."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Um, just one small issue."
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"Uh, I can't go through with this wedding."
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"I hooked up with Robin. Ted and I stopped being friends."
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"[ Imitates Sobbing ]"
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"God. Go to sleep."
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"Okay, well, I'm glad I left work early for this."
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"Although, it, uh, kind of sucked..."
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"I ebenslangerschicksalsschatz-ier."
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"It all started when the bride asked to see me."
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"Oh, I'm a mess."
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"and the phrase "trapped under a car.""
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"♪ ♪ [ Vocalizing]"
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"♪ Is to know me all wrong ♪"
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"[Sighs]"
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"You are preaching to the choir, sister."
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"♪ As hardly golden ♪"
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"We were just talking about this earlier today."
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"You are maddeningly inconsistent."
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"- [ Thunderclap] - [Man]♪ Really to o late to call ♪"
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"♪ Morning to wake you ♪"
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"♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]"
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"[ Ted Narrating] That story transpired in May of 2012."
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"[Sighs] Me being Quinn's bridesmaid."
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"And then finally, you let it go-"
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"and you are caring..."
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"Okay, so just walk in the front door and act like you belong."
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"Verdammt!"
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