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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Mary, Joseph and Larry (S03E03)

"Your sponge replacement's not so hot..."
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"if I can speak frankly."
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"Okay, Mr. Larry."
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"No, claro que no. Mira, si te regala algo,"
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"What was... what was that all about?"
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"Christmas."
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"- Hey. - Hey!"
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"Oh, Larry's here. Hi, Lar."
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"- Susie. - Hi."
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"I'd like you to meet Dora, my housekeeper."
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"- Hello. - This is your housekeeper, Dora?"
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"- You sure did. - I apologize profusely to both of you."
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"I know, but I thought you were talking to a woman."
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"- Larry, I'm so sorry. - Frankly, I was pretty insulted."
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"- Pretty darn good. - Good to see you."
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"- Larry. - Christopher. Where's that 20 bucks?"
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"I don't know why Cheryl doesn't like you."
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"I'm sure it has nothing to do with your work."
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"- What are the odds? - I know, what are the odds?"
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"What are the odds? This is unbelievable. I can't believe it."
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"You are hungry? We'll get Daddy."
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"- Good, come on, Sammy. - And Lar, again..."
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"I apologize."
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"- We all make mistakes. - I know."
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"Is it the sponge thing?"
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"O come, all ye faithful"
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"Joyful and triumphant"
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"O come ye, O come ye"
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"To Bethlehem"
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"Come and behold Him"
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"Born the king of angels"
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"O come let us adore Him"
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"O come let us adore Him"
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"Christ the Lord"
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"Born this happy morning"
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"- Come on. - Hey, Larry, join us."
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"- I don't think so. Thank you. - The words are right here."
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"How much longer do you think the caroling's gonna go on tonight?"
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"Larry, can I see you for a second?"
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"Sure."
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"O come let us adore Him..."
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"- What's up? - Well, Dora quit."
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"- What? - Yeah, I asked her why,"
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"and she said Susie Greene told her that I don't like her."
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"So I just talked to Susie,"
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"- To find out what exactly was going on. - Oh, for God's sake..."
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"about us getting in a fight..."
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"and you're spending the night over there,"
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"and you're calling Dora."
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"And I told Susie that you and Jeff are full of shit."
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"The little Lord Jesus"
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"The stars in the sky"
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"The little Lord Jesus"
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"Asleep in the hay."
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"Larry!"
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"- Larry! - What?"
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"- What? - What happened to the cookies?"
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"- What? - The cookies!"
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"The cookies from last night?"
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"- Yeah. - What? I ate them."
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"What? You ate them?"
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"They were for the manger scene."
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"You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary."
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"- I thought they were animal cookies. - Animal cookies?"
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"- Are you kidding? - Jesus Christ is not an animal!"
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"I thought he was a monkey."
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"- The Son of God was a monkey? - We worked all day on those cookies."
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"- I'm sorry. - You didn't see the "hay"?"
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"The toasted coconut was hay. The barn?"
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"I thought that was all part of the zoo."
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"Why would we have a zoo on Christmas Day?! Okay..."
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"You know what? I'll make it up to you."
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"How are you gonna make it up to us?"
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"- You swallowed our Lord and Savior. - I'll make it up."
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"- I'll get another manger scene. - Yeah? Where?"
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"Nothing's open. It's Christmas."
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"Okay, we're going to go visit our cousin."
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"I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you."
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"Oh my God."
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"You'd better look into that."
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"You lying piece of shit! Out of my house!"
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"- Why? - Out of my house!"
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"- I didn't lie. - Oh, you lied."
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"- I didn't lie! - And wait till I get my hands"
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"We are humble, simple people."
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"I know you have traveled far."
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"- Just continue. - How you doing?"
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"Hello."
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"Hi. Let me ask you a question."
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"How can I go about..."
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"Renting? We're a volunteer group with the church."
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"- So... - I'm kind of in a bind."
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"It's Christmas Day, we have no manger scene."
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"- Is it a manger scene? - A Nativity, certainly."
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"There were cookies, and..."
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"is there any way that I could,"
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"get your group to go to my house?"
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"- Today? - Yes."
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"Just for a couple of hours. Like, three, four hours."
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"Oh, I see. Well, actually, we do have a break coming up."
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"We could probably see our way to your home."
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"Oh, great, a donation for the church would be a capital thing."
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"- Fine, a donation. - Great, yes."
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"Okay..."
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"Whatever you think is fair. What do you think is fair?"
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"$500."
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"I don't really cook. It would have to be take-out, you know."
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"That's fine."
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"Okay, $500, fine. I'll give you $500."
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"And the meal. I don't mean to push."
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"- I'm "Joseph." - Joseph, Larry."
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"- Hello, Larry. - Hi, nice to meet you."
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"Pleasure."
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"- So yeah, I just... - That's "Mary" over there."
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"That would be Mary of course, the Mother of God."
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"Okay, great. You can put all this junk on a trailer?"
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"It's not junk, but we do put it in the trailer."
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"Beautiful. Well, this is fantastic."
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"- Works out for everybody. - I'm so thrilled about this."
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"I was in a bind, and you really helped me out, Joseph."
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