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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"You see, kids, when you get married, you learn a hard lesson."
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"The closer you get to the big day,"
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"This puts our numbers in the triple digits."
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"we're having a harp player."
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"with a harp."
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"Hi, Lily."
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"Yeah."
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"You ever hear of "Guitar Hero"? Learned that in a day."
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"Last Tuesday."
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"Holy crap, we have to fire her."
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"No. I'm not allowed to serve anything until the reception."
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"Hey! Who's Bill?"
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"Bill?"
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"Oh, so when do you think someone should do it?"
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"Me, too. I was up all night."
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"You're really cute. Oh, no. Really?"
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"Scooter!"
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"White."
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"but I guess I could run out to the corner and get some."
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"Barney said you needed me to bounce some guy named Scooter?"
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"That's Scooter."
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"The bride wants you to walk slower."
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"Turns out it was your photographer."
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"till halfway through the ceremony."
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"I'm fine."
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"Just FYI: my water broke."
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"But I can probably..."
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"Are you sure?"
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"I look like one of the Backstreet Boys!"
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"Lily's cousin is in beauty school,"
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"Oh, okay, yeah, that's great."
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"I don't think I need advice on how to be cool,"
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"What? What can you do?"
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"What was two?"
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"Okay, we have a bit of a situation."
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"Dude, those guys are criminals."
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"Um, and I was wondering if you could help us out."
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"Marshall accidentally shaved part of his head."
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"Yeah, so here's what I was thinking."
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"Maybe a wig of some sort or a, um..."
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"Something that matches his hair color,"
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"Does anyone here wear a toupee?"
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"That is true. That is true."
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"We just need to find someone who wears a toupee"
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"No. Can't."
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"Crisis averted."
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"It kinda looks like fur,"
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"which gives you the appearance of a cleaned-up Bigfoot."
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"- Oh, you know... - In a bad way."
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"and it celebrates the heritage of this great nation."
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"stop suggesting authentic Native American headdress."
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"So do it."
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"Get married now."
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"your jaws--"
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"you won't care because you already had the real wedding out here."
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"Thank you all for coming."
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"that you're my best friend, Lily."
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"and you make me feel loved"
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"and for our anniversary you gave me a sweatshirt that says,"
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"is you make me happy."
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"I'm good."
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"From this day forward so as long as you both shall live?"
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"who works down at the courthouse on Lafayette Street,"
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"I now pronounce you man and wife."
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"Wow. First lie of marriage. That was fast."
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"How do you feel?"
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"Tired. I got married twice today."
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"In May of 2007, Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall got married"
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"at the historic Van Smoot House in upstate New York."
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"Wow, it's beautiful, Lily."
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"Yeah. It's just how I always pictured it."
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"Well, that was a load of crap."
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"The wedding you set out to have is almost never the wedding you end up with."
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"So, we've decided on a small, outdoor wedding,"
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"just family and close friends."
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"No more than 25 people"
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"in a beautiful garden somewhere,"
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"maybe an acoustic guitar playing"
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"while we walk down the aisle."
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"And maybe you already know someone who went down to the courthouse"
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"and registered as an officiant"
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"so that he or she-- he--"
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"could perform the ceremony."
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"But you hate marriage. Why do you want to perform the ceremony?"
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"Because it subtly implants in the mind of every woman there"
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"that when I ask a question,"
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"you say, "I do.""
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"Yeah."
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"the more concessions you make."
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"Wow. I guess sometimes, Lessner is more... ner."
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"You know how like sometimes less is more."
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"Yeah. This is one of those times, sweetie?"
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"You know what? That's okay. It'll be a slightly big outdoor wedding."
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"So it's not going to be an outdoor wedding anymore."
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"Marshall's dad is convinced if we have an outdoor wedding in New York,"
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"he's going to get mugged, so it's going to be inside now."
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"It'll be great. We're still going to have our acoustic guitar player."
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"So now, instead of an acoustic guitar,"
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"Yeah. My dad owes a guy, and... that guy's daughter plays the harp."
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"Is she hot? I'd love to be able to cross "harp player" off my list."
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"How long is this list?"
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"Dude, I'm not gonna count how many pages the list is."
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"I'm not crass."
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"Well, it doesn't matter anyway. She's pregnant."
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"Sweet! I can cross off two things."
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"Transcript: Raceman"
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"And the day arrives for Lily and Marshall's very big indoor wedding..."
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"You really are pregnant."
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"Yeah."
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"How do you play the harp with your belly so...?"
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"Oh, I don't really-- I can only reach about half the strings."
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"You only play half the harp?"
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"Oh, no. Uh, okay. Lily, I will take care of this."
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"Um, I'll just pluck the other half. Is it hard to learn?"
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"I've been studying the harp for 12 years."
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"Yeah, but I'm a fast learner."
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"Is there a "Harp Hero"?"
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"Robin, it's fine."
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"So, so, when are you due?"
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"Tuesday."
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