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Clips from Master of None - First Date (S02E02)

"as he liked to call himself,"
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"- Oh, fuck it, why not? - with the tracks..."
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"Think he likes pasta much?"
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"Just want to..."
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"I got a match!"
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"Hey, and good to meet you."
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"Can we not talk about this, please?"
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"- Okay, are you happy? - Yes, I am."
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"I know. You want to sit over there?"
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"'cause it's like, all right, are we swiping right 'cause we're friends,"
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"I meant to say, um..."
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""potential for romance and/or magic.""
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"Yeah, okay. Mm-hmm."
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"- You want to try this? - Yeah, sure."
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"So what's the deal with it? Is it special?"
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"Um..."
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"hmm, well, apparently, the winemaker loves '90s R&B,"
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"Plus, my parents are, like, super rich,"
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"After I left LA, I moved to New York,"
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"Cool."
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"Um..."
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"So the original Chateau Marmutt is in LA,"
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"Hey, guys, a table just opened up if you want to grab it."
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"So, yeah, after I got out of art school, I started working in galleries."
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"I had to tune in for that WWE SummerSlam."
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"Uh, no, I missed it. How was it?"
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"Amazing."
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"And Samoa Joe is about to hit him with the muscle buster,"
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"Okay, I-I'm not sure I follow, but that sounds entertaining."
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"Mm, I'm intrigued."
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"'cause then it's like, "Mm, fetish is brewing.""
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"It's like this lady just realized she's really into Indian dudes."
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"Like, maybe a hairy arm."
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"Oh, my God, this place is so cool."
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"Okay, so I know your job. Siblings, tell me."
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"How many do you have?"
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"One little brother. You?"
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"Five brothers."
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"Still kind of a lot, though."
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"Um..."
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"What does that mean?"
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"No. I mean, I got my Indian buds, though."
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"and we were out one time, and I said, "Hey, Marissa, do you want a drink?""
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"And this is what she did."
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"No! She can't do that."
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"She did the head bob."
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"- I could not believe that. - Yeah, that's..."
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"- Ridiculous. - I've never seen a white person do that."
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"So I got to give you props."
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"No. I would never do such a thing."
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"All right, you show me your messages, I'll show you mine."
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"- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Okay."
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"but everything else is custom charming stuff just for you."
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"Whoa!"
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"It breaks through the clutter."
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"really gross, like, disgusting stuff, too, a lot."
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""Hey, just come on over, and we'll fuck on my hammock.""
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"Fetish-y Latina stuff."
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"Fetish-y short Filipino girl stuff."
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"That seems nice."
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"Mm, that's not as nice."
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"Oh, being a black woman on these apps..."
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"I also find that I rarely match with guys outside of my race."
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"Same for me."
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"I did read somewhere that the people that do worst on the apps"
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"All right."
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"Uh, nothing much."
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"Some friends and I went to the Guggenheim."
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"but I'm never gonna fuck him again."
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"Sounds completely insane."
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"And then when I got home, I watched that movie Mortal Kombat: Annihilation."
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"They kill Johnny Cage in the first scene."
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"Like, really?"
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"All right, now try this. I think you'll really love it."
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"Mmm! That is good."
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"Good. Okay, good."
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"I have friends who are super into wine that turned me on to it."
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"Ahh."
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"Excuse me. Can you please refill my water?"
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"What a bitch."
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"I don't think so."
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"Um, hold up."
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"Did you just see that older Asian businessman"
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"Maybe he's really into lollipops, and he's tired of housing six at a time?"
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"but they missed the lollipop."
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"- Hey. Oh, my God. - Patrick!"
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"- Oh. - Are you still at The Times?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Just grinding away."
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"I just got back into town. I was in Syria."
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"Patrick's a war photographer."
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"That was pretty harrowing, too."
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"I mean, Mario Lopez was on the show, but..."
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"Right. Well, Sona..."
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"See you."
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"Mm, nah, I've been hit, like, five times."
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"Whoa. So you're like the Winter Soldier?"
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"- Who's that? - Captain America's best friend!"
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"And my belly."
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"So, um, how's the acting stuff going?"
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"Oh, who'd you play?"
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"I was the bad example of a woman"
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"but are you Dev from Clash of the Cupcakes?"
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"You know, I was just doing the gig, hosting the show."
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"This one time I went on a date,"
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"and, somehow, I wind up in the bathroom"
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"So I come back,"
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"So I'm sitting in front of the PS4, look at the clock,"
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"realize I'm eight hours deep into an Overwatch sesh."
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"Wait. I read that article."
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"Are you the Ramaniac?"
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"I-I read all the reviews."
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"Yeah, that'd be fun."
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"I'll come clean, I always assumed the Ramaniac was a man."
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"you know, like Hemingway or Bukowski."
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"By the way, you may have heard of my dad, John Larkin."
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"Uh... sorry. I don't know him."
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"- ♪ Ba-ba-ba-da-bo ♪ - Fucking Scatman?"
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"Here, I ordered these shots for the three of us."
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"Hey, to the Scatman."
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"Are you on the app?"
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