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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Portrait (S03E03)

"or any or your masters."
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"Do you remember that? Hmm?"
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"No, because we used hypnosis. [pained grunt]"
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"Hypnosis doesn't work on me."
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"I just let you think it did so you wouldn't feel weak."
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"I never feel weak, my furry little friend!"
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"[pained cry]"
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"[hisses]"
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"No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Master, your-your sword needs polishing."
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"It does?"
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"-[grunts] - Hey!"
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"- Plancha! - Don't you dare!"
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"NANDOR: Ow."
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"Once a familiar, always a familiar!"
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"[cries out]"
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"Uh-uh-uh."
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"You almost hit John!"
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"[cries out]"
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"[Nandor hissing]"
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"Yes, yes, finally."
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"This is what I've been waiting for."
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"- What? - Put the crucifix away, Guillermo."
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"You have passed the test."
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"What test?"
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"I have been worried that you have been going a little soft."
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"But tonight, you have proved to me finally"
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"that you can take care of yourself."
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"And more importantly,"
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"you can take care of me."
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"Guillermo de la Cruz,"
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"will you do me the honor..."
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"of accompanying me on my journey around the world?"
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"[scoffs] If you're scared of me right now..."
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"If you accompany me on this journey,"
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"when we arrive at the banks of the River Tigris"
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"in my homeland of Al-Qolnadar,"
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"you will take a knee,"
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"and I will make you..."
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"[whispers]: a vampire."
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"- Really? - My word"
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"is my bond."
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"Then yes. Yes, of course I'll go with you, Master."
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"There will be plenty of time for that kind of thing."
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"- Right. - Well..."
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"you should go, start making arrangements."
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"Yes. [laughs]"
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"Let our great journey commence!"
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"That little fucker can really move when he wants to."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna miss this house, but..."
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"definitely won't miss cleaning it. [chuckles]"
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"It'll be sad to say bye to Nadja and Laszlo."
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"They're off on a big adventure now,"
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"so I'm really happy for them."
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"Don't you even fucking dare!"
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"But the real thing I'm looking forward to is..."
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"traveling the whole world with my Nand-- master."
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"Just the two of us."
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"- Master. - Yes?"
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"You need to hurry up. I still have to help"
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"Nadja and Laszlo load their coffin into the boat."
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"And then you and I are catching a midnight train."
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"Why are you helping them when my ancestral soil needs scooping?"
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"Because it's the last time I can say goodbye to them."
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"- I thought you'd understand. - Oh, Guillermo."
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"Fine, I will allow it."
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"But don't think for one second I'll be getting into the habit"
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"- of scooping my own soil. - No, of course not."
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"Oh. Can you take my luggage to the train station?"
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"I don't want to carry it to the dock"
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"and then have to carry it back..."
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"Hey! What, am I working for you now?"
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"I'm kidding, Guillermo."
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"I will take your bag for you."
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"Okay, gracias."
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"- GUIDE [laughs]: Knock, knock, Mr. Relentless. - Hi."
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"Hello. I just wanted to say goodbye."
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"- Thank you. - I got you a little card."
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"NANDOR: "Bon voyage.""
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"Those are the wraiths' signatures."
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"- Oh. - Some of them don't know how to write,"
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"and others once did but have long since forgotten,"
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"so I just dipped their claws in ink"
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"and let them go at it."
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"Smart."
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"Thank you."
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"Should we hug now, or...?"
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"I think it would be too much."
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"- Okay. - Nandor, I have come to bid you adieu."
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"You are a vampire I have known for a while now,"
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"and now our time together has ended."
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"Cheers! Bye! Ha!"
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"GUILLERMO: Nadja, Laszlo, vámonos!"
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"We have to go!"
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"Don't you dare shout at me, Guillermo!"
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"I could suck out all of your bodily fluids"
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"in less than two seconds."
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"[spits]"
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"- Not gonna miss that. - Laszlo?"
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"Where are you? It's time to get to..."
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"Oh."
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"What were you doing in the basement, my dear?"
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"Nothing. Just taking care of some business."
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"Oh, my sweet love."
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"Were you finally saying goodbye to the decaying corpse"
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"of your very dead friend Colin Robinson?"
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"Something like that."
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"Are you okay? Do you need a bit more time?"
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"Not at all. I feel fine."
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"Let's rock and roll."
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"We're missing three boxes of porn."
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"♪"
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"-[horn blows] - Whoo-hoo! Guillermo, my things."
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"- Coming. - Ah, smell the sea."
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"I do love a journey."
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"-[speaks Greek] - And I went ahead and downloaded"
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"all the seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race."
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"Thank you very much, Guillermo."
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"It has been... nice."
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"Yeah."
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