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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Bracelet (S01E01)

"that bracelet today."
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"- You did? - Unfortunately, the store was closed."
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"You can get it tomorrow."
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"You know, I was..."
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"I was talking to Richard Lewis on the phone earlier..."
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"and he was with me today..."
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"and he just asked me if he could buy it for his girlfriend..."
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"and I guess I kinda told him "okay.""
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"Why would you do that?"
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"We'd already made up."
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"So, I don't want the bracelet because we made up?"
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"Let's call him and tell him it was a mix-up, and not to get it for his girlfriend..."
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"I'll get it for you first thing tomorrow morning."
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"I don't want to call him. His girlfriend picks up the phone..."
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"- and I don't want to talk to her... - I'll call."
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"No. He's got caller ID, and I'm gonna be on the phone..."
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"for five hours, explaining to him why I hung up, and I don't want that."
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"I'll get up and go down there."
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"I will be there when they open the store. I will turn the key."
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"I'll greet them in the morning."
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"- It's all done. - Uncle Larry is here."
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"What's this all about?"
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"I have to get dressed up to go to this jewelry store."
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"- My God, you look great. - Thank you very much."
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"Would you mind handing me that sport jacket, please?"
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"- They have the credit card? Great. - So, you don't need mine?"
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"No, I'm gonna go pick it up before I go to the jewelry store."
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"- Excuse me. - Hi."
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"- Hi, I called earlier about the credit card. - Yeah, okay, let's see."
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"- What's your name? - Larry David."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Fuck!"
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"- The only table I have that night is... - Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt."
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"My car's blocked in. I don't know if it's from this restaurant."
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"- It's a black BMW, it's a convertible. - It's probably Perry's car."
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"- Who's Perry? - The captain."
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"He's right over there."
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"Did you park in an employee-reserved space?"
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"I did. I left my credit card here. I just had to run in for 30 seconds."
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"You're the guy from yesterday. So, you got your card?"
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"And the table was good? It was great, wasn't it?"
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"- It was okay. - The service was good?"
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"- It was fine, yeah. - We did everything, I just want to make sure."
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"I think you left something like 30 percent for the waiter..."
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"and you just drew a line through my waiter-captain tip."
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"- I thought maybe it was something... - Wait. Hold on a second."
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"The waiter didn't give you any money?"
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"No. Waiters don't tip out to waiter captains, and I make a living off my tips."
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"- That waiter didn't share that tip with you? - No, he didn't."
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"That is so unfair. That's terrible."
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"- Really terrible. - Yeah, isn't it?"
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"I mean you make a living off your tips."
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"And here is a 30 percent tip, and he gets the whole thing."
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"And a line right through the waiter captain."
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"I was emphasizing what an extravagant tip it was in some ways."
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"No, the waiter's..."
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"I was calling attention to it. You know, "Here, share this.""
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"Actually, I'm in the middle of something right now, so..."
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"- It's got a special code. - It'll take two seconds."
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"You better find yourself another mode of transportation."
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"Wait!"
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"Anna?"
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"My mom says, "I've raised four kids, I...""
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"Griffin is my nephew."
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"She's wonderful."
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"If it was in the third quarter..."
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"It's right in the front center."
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"It's because they are so offended..."
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"with their grotesque penis."
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"Let the waiter give the captain 10 percent if he wants. I'll give the waiter the money."
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"He can't see, and you have intimacy problems."
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"Thanks, just put it on the table."
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"- Be well, take care of yourself. - Okay, just the mattress."
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"- I'm not questioning your sense of space... - Thank you."
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"It's beautiful."
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"Is it true or not that I have more, I don't know, serenity than you?"
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"- I'll see you. - Thanks for your help."
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"They're running, what idiots! Do you believe this team?"
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"all up and down the beach, and hopefully get more people involved."
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"I'll move your car, I'll put it in the space..."
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"Richard!"
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"I kinda gotta get to the jewelry store."
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"You know what? The wingback chair would be better."
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"- Good morning. - Hi, Perry, good morning."
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