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Clips from Saved by the Bell - The Mamas and the Papas (S01E01)

"As part of the social science project,"
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"- I'm here to marry you. - Well, you're not my type."
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"I stay home and watch "Young and The Restless.""
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"Wow, is this from you, Max?"
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"You're beautiful when you're angry."
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"Well, sure. Put on something cute and move it into the kitchen."
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"You're getting teenagers!"
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"It's kind of like, "Let's Make a Deal.""
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"Zack and Kelly, why don't you pick first?"
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"What a hot mommy."
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"I'm not a baby. I'm a young woman."
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"Screech, this is just make-believe."
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"You got a problem with that, dimples?"
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"Screech? Come on."
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"Put a Band-Aid on it."
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"He's right, Zack. That's no way to treat your son."
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"But you're doing a good job, Mom. Keep it up."
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"You should know that."
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"This is awful."
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"Well, Slater, I am impressed."
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"Seven kids? Slater, I don't know--"
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"We shouldn't all fail. Just Screech and Slater."
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"We really acted like jerks."
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"I hope you'll forgive me for promising you to Screech, dear."
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"The most expensive thing on the menu, would have to be --"
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"Three Max Burgers, Max."
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"Really?"
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"It's a little surprise Max cooked up."
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"I'm marrying Kelly."
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"It's the first assignment where I can't wait to tackle the homework."
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"Mr. Belding, what are you doing here?"
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"Button it, Zack, or you'll be honeymooning in detention."
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"Buttoned, sir."
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"Class, your regular teacher, Miss Laurette,"
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"eloped last night with the shop teacher."
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"So I'm taking her place."
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"- Let's get started. - Why do I have to marry Screech?"
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"Yeah, and why did Preppie wind up with my Kelly?"
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"Your Kelly?"
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"May I remind you, Slater, that no woman is your possession."
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"She's right. Kelly's mine."
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"Miss Turtle, all the couples were matched alphabetically."
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"I'm changing my name to Zigowitz."
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"Couples, your grade will be determined by how well"
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"you communicate and handle life's little differences."
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"Now, do you boys take these girls"
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"to be your school wives?"
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"You bet!"
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"I guess."
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"Wahoo!"
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"That's what Mrs. Belding said when we got married."
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"- Girls? - I do."
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"- I do. - I don't!"
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"Lisa, it's only five days."
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"Wahoo."
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"I now pronounce you school husbands and wives."
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"Our experiment will conclude Friday night at the Max."
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"Hope you're still speaking to each other by then."
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"I think pretend marriage is a great way to learn about life."
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"I think a pretend honeymoon would be better."
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"I'll pretend you didn't say that."
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"What's wrong with it, Mrs. Slater?"
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"Mrs. Slater?"
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"If I really married you, I wouldn't use your last name."
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"- Whose last name would you use? - Mine."
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"This chick's crazy."
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"I bet you want me to have the kids, too?"
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"If you think you have the stomach for it."
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"Very funny."
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"But I would expect you to stay home and take care of them."
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"Lots of men take care of the kids when the wife works."
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"The wife works. Hey, I like that concept."
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"Good one, darling."
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"I think humor is very important in keeping a marriage together."
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"Oh yeah. Other things are important, too."
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"Really, Slater?"
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"Well, sure. Trust, understanding and great legs."
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"Yeah."
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"- You macho pig. - Oink, oink, baby."
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"What do you think is the most important thing about a marriage?"
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"That's easy, kissing."
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"- That's terrible. - Not the way I do it, Peach Cake."
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"Lisa, a wedding surprise for you."
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"Come in."
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"Screech, what are you doing here?"
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"Don't talk. Let's go where the music takes us."
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"It's gonna take you right out the door."
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"What's with the suitcase?"
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"Now that we're married, I'm moving in."
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"We are not married. Take a reality pill."
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"Look what you're doing to me!"
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"Yeah, you do strange things to me, too."
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"Inside of a white cat. Now will you please leave?"
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"Don't fight it. Tell me how you really feel."
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"Out!"
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"I forgot to kiss you goodbye."
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"Dear Lord, thanks for everything you've given me today --"
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"Time to get up, darling."
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"The morning sunrise is no match for you."
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"Let's work out."
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"Help! Someone save me!"
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"Hold me, honey. I'll protect you."
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"All right, everyone, now today,"
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"we've turned the classroom into a newlywed's apartment."
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"Our first couple is Mr. and Mrs. Slater."
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"- Spano-Slater please. - How modern."
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"Here's your situation."
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"You both work and arrive home at dinnertime."
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"And you're hungry, okay?"
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"Places."
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"Let's watch, darling. It can only help us grow together."
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"- Okay. - I'm home."
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"Great, I'm starved."
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"Me too. What are you fixing for dinner?"
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"Nothing. I'm a guy."
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"Slater!"
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"Well, why don't you just call me what you usually call me?"
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"What's that?"
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"Tiger Man."
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"Look, Slater, since we both work"
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