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Clips from The Simpsons - Bobby, It's Cold Outside (S31E31)

"("Deck the Halls" playing)"
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"D'oh! Ho, ho!"
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"(sighing): Oh, hello, Cassandra."
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"Merry Christmas, Father!"
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"(wind gusting)"
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"Nope. No secrets."
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"Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta kiss me!"
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"-There he is! -(gasps)"
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"From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
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"Role? Role?"
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"You're offering me an acting job?"
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"It's gone. My porch repair kit is gone!"
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"(blowing forcefully)"
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"(engine running)"
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"(grunting) A little help!"
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"Yawn."
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"We'll go to Santa's Village."
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"Oh, I hate that place. It's so crowded at Christmas."
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"-or "baby" or "doo" ever again. -¶ Mommy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ¶"
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"("I Have a Little Dreidel" playing)"
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"Come on, gimmel, gimmel, gimmel!"
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"the one part of Judaism I'm good at."
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"The one ride is a stupid, boring kiddie ride."
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"(ominous music playing)"
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"¶ It's a scary place in the world outside ¶"
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"¶ Gnomes are watching you, so you'd best not cry ¶"
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"¶ Don't display any fear, this we know ¶"
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"¶ It's a scary place in the world outside ¶"
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"¶ Don't display any fear, this we know, yes, it's clear ¶"
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"(humming)"
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"(yelling)"
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"So easy. After all these years,"
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"I get to watch the life drain from your eye, your I..."
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"Why should I trust you?"
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"The jolly old elf himself."
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"Oh, my God. You're the package thief?"
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"(feeble muttering)"
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"Lenny. Who did this to you? Can you say it?"
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"Our only clue is these initials next to the corpse."
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"Uh... (scoffs) you don't get a vote."
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"He's stealing Christmas!"
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"Welcome to jail, Selma Bouvier."
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"I should've been back at NCIS: New Orleans"
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"I loved it! Mistaken identity!"
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"I sold ten, ten season tickets to the guys in my cell."
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"Every kid thinks they're doing that this time of year."
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"Well, that shuts me up."
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"till I find out what Bob's up to."
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"He keeps tapping at my window."
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"(laughs) Classic evil villain mistake."
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"-Brava! -Who knew?"
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"They'll be here any minute."
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"(cameras clicking)"
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"¶ Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ¶"
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"¶ Baby shark, doo-doo- doo-doo-doo-doo. ¶"
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"Smithers and Burns!"
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"Since when does Smithers go first?"
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"The jig is up!"
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"¶ On the feast of Stephen. ¶"
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"Papa, sweet Papa, may I sit on Santa's lap?"
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"BURNS: The next time I saw my parents, they weren't in a smiling mood."
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"Too late!"
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"with the toy train in the window"
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"You can look. It's okay."
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"It's true."
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"Smithers, it's Christmas,"
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"Well, at least he's eating."
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"¶ Christmas... ¶"
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"Huzzah for Mr. Burns!"
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"Got all the presents under the tree."
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"I'm lucky because no one could possibly steal my gift."
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"(all playing instruments)"
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"Okay."
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"and I want you to kiss me."
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"Can you teach me to do that?"
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"Fantastic coffee! Send a truckful to Seattle."
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"How can you possibly be so happy?"
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"(neck cracks)"
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"you're C. Montgomery Burns."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Ho, ho, ho!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(caws)"
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"with plenty of time."
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"(tires screech)"
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"Hmm. UPS tracking says my packages just arrived."
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"All I have to do is look down."
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"D'ah!"
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"¶ Ding-dong, merrily on high ¶"
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"¶ In heaven the bells are ringing ¶"
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"¶ Ding-dong, Bart is gonna die ¶"
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"¶ His little neck I'm stringing. ¶"
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"(sinister laughter)"
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"Hmm. Needs tinsel"
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"to reflect the horror in Bart's eyes."
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"Oh, a visitor. Coming."
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"Ahoy! Are there any lonely lighthouse keepers abaft here?"
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"Surprise! I made you muffins."
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"I used two sticks of butter."
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"Do you have any deep dark secrets?"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(grunting)"
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"(chuckles) Stay out of trouble."
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"So, have you ever thought about children?"
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"(kissing)"
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"Oh, if you'll excuse me,"
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"my gimbals need a good whale oiling."
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"-Ta! -Oh,"
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"you might get some other visitors."
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"I mentioned you in town today."
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"You told people about me? What did you tell them?! What?!"
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"That you had kind eyes, a beautiful voice,"
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"and no wedding ring."
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"I was a fool to let my guard down with a woman"
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"who runs a seaward-aiming Fresnel lens!"
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"Oh, my God. Just listen to that mellifluous baritone."
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"He's perfect for the role."
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"Yes! It's to play Santa Claus at a small amusement park."
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"Dinner is served."
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"("Carol of the Bells" playing)"
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