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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Danny Kaye (S03E03)

"He takes a nap."
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"Fifteen seconds to curtain!"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"♪ Then peace will guide the planet ♪"
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"♪ Let the sun shine in ♪"
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"- ♪ Let the sun shine ♪ - Watch out!"
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"♪ Let the sun shine ♪"
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"Maybe they didn't like the acoustics."
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"[laughing]"
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"Oh! There they are."
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"I'll tell you, he is the worst performer on earth."
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"because he has to do everything in duplicate."
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"You should have been inside."
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"[growling]"
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"[tries to sing high note]"
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"Rowlfy, Rowlfy, that's too high."
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"because I have wanted to do this for a very long time."
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"What I meant was, way back when you were thin."
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"Beauregard, get the scenery in."
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"Not so fast. Whoa, whoa, watch it, Beau."
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"- Uh... - [arguing backstage]"
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"♪ When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek ♪"
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"Well, that's all right, toi."
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"♪ When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek ♪"
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"♪ In a river or a creek ♪"
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"♪ Oh, dance with me ♪"
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"- Oh, Danny. - Yes?"
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"- ♪ Out together ♪ - ♪ Out together ♪"
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"[panting]"
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"♪ Down the street, friendly folk who I meet ♪"
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"♪ My, I'm feeling fit ♪"
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"Wow. This is doing me a world of good."
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"Get off me. Hey, hey, mister."
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"♪ Jogging ♪"
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"[♪ singing in mock Swedish]"
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"- We're supposed to cook it. - [turkey gobbling]"
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"This turkey, we can't..."
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"- [turkey gobbling] - Don't get nervous."
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"the Flying Zucchini Brothers"
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"- Hey. - Now, where were we?"
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"- You were gonna talk about the song. - Yeah, yeah."
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"I've got a great idea, Kermit."
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"- Well, no, but a near miss. - Here we go."
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"- ♪ Two and two are four ♪ - ♪ Inchworm, inchworm ♪"
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"Oh, well, look what we have here."
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"- ♪ Four and four are eight ♪ - ♪ Measuring the marigolds ♪"
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"♪ They are ♪"
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"Thank you."
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"Kermit, do you mind if I bring some friends?"
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"one of the world's greatest tuned clam players."
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"[knock on door]"
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"Danny Kaye, 20 seconds to curtain, Mr. Kaye."
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"Now there's a real pro. Most performers"
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"are a nervous wreck before the curtain."
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"Danny?"
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"Yeah, yeah, Scooter."
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"- Hi. - Fifteen seconds to curtain."
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"Oh, that's fine. Fifteen seconds until curtain."
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"Fifteen seconds until curtain?"
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"I better get my makeup on."
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"[glass shattering]"
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"♪ Oh, take me through ♪"
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"I wonder if that's how he took his first nap."
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"[drum roll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show"
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"with our very special guest star, Danny Kaye!"
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"Yeah!"
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"♪ It's time to play the music ♪"
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"♪ It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪"
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"[sports whistle blows]"
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"Hi, there and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Today we have a sensational show because our special guest star"
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"is one of our favorite people, Mr. Danny Kaye."
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"But first, would you believe this?"
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"[♪ Age of Aquarius]"
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"♪ When the moon is in the Seventh House ♪"
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"♪ And Jupiter aligns with Mars ♪"
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"♪ This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius ♪"
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"♪ The Age of Aquarius ♪"
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"♪ Aquarius ♪"
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"♪ Aquarius ♪"
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"♪ The sun shine in ♪"
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"♪ Let the sun shine ♪"
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"♪ The sun shine in ♪"
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"I got my hair in my face. I can't let the sun shine in."
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"Hey, I can't see nothing."
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"You know where the barber shop is?"
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"[Kermit] Hey, any sign of Statler and Waldorf?"
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"No. It looks like they split for good."
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"- Can't you hear what's said onstage? - Every word."
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"- What are you doing? - Looking for Statler and Waldorf."
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"They're missing."
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"Yes. Either way we're sitting ar looking at garbage."
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"[laughing]"
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"- I'd rather be here for this show. - Yeah."
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"The Muppets are always about the same."
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"But this week's guest star... ooh."
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"- What's-his-face Kaye. - Yeah. Ew."
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"- You can't be certain. - I am, so."
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"He's not the worst performer on earth."
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"Well, then who is?"
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"Clive Cahuenga, the singing civil servant."
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"Yeah, yeah, you're right. He is pretty bad."
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"What an act. He sings the whole Pest Control Code"
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"- in the key of F. - And he sings it again"
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"But what's-his-face Kaye is worse."
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"Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah."
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"[Waldorf] Wouldn't cross the street to see that guy."
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"Hi, Danny, how's everything?"
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"I-I think I need a little cheering up."
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"Some guy named Clive Cahuenga was knocking 'em dead."
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"And now, it's lunchtime."
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