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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Roger Miller (S03E03)

"[drumroll]"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"- [applause] - Thank you. Thank you, thank you."
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"Here we are and welcome to it, it is The Muppet Show."
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"♪ And then I'll holler so the world will know ♪"
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"♪ I'm Alabamy bound ♪"
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"♪ I'm Alabamy bound ♪"
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"♪ All I'm worth ♪"
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"♪ That's why I'm shouting for the world to know ♪"
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"♪ I'm Alabamy... ♪"
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"- Gesunheit. - Thank you."
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"Wait a second. Weren't you a penguin just a minute ago?"
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"- Uh, well I like to think so. - OK. Well, look at this right here."
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"Wow. Hey, you're kinda new around here, aren't you?"
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"- Hah, I think I know. - What?"
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"- [sneezes] - There's another one."
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"Oh, boy. It looks like it'll be one of those evenings."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the King of the Road, Mr. Roger Miller. Yay!"
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"♪ When all the trees and leaves are green ♪"
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"♪ In the summertime ♪"
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"♪ You don't seem to care a thing about me ♪"
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"[scatting]"
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"♪ And walk with me but now you don't ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause you don't want my love ♪"
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"♪ Now you don't have time for me ♪"
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"[all] ♪ You don't seem to care a thing about me ♪"
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"♪ When the nights are cold and you're so all alone ♪"
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"[scatting]"
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"♪ In the summertime when all the trees and leaves are green ♪"
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"Marvelous. Thank you all. It was so lovely."
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"[both] Roger! Roger!"
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"- Maybe you need a vacation. - You... You heard, huh?"
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"I'm going upstairs, just a second, to see how things are upst..."
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"- Lighten up. - Come on."
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"while he was out ridding the world of evil?"
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"What the pig said."
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"- Harder. - Harder?"
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"[groaning repeatedly, sneezing]"
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"Hmm. That will do very nicely, Patrol Bear."
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"[fly buzzing]"
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"Is it true there's an epidemic sweeping the Muppet Theatre,"
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"Uh, well, hmm..."
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"Listen, goodbye, Robin! Hello, little chicken."
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"♪ Where'd you get the cap? ♪"
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"♪ Where'd you get a hat like that? ♪"
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"[applause]"
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"♪ Hear the little German band ♪"
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"♪ Do, do come and have a drink or two ♪"
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"♪ Down at the Old Bull and Bush ♪"
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"What? What? Why!?"
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"I just mean stage nerves. You know, I always get them."
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"No!"
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"- Gonzo. - Yes, Kermit."
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"- Yeah, listen... - Yes, what?"
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"[Miss Piggy's voice] Oh, yeah? Chicken this. Hi-yah!"
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"The continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs."
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"[Rowlf] More like a dog that's gone to the quacks."
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"Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say..."
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"These chickens sure make for a different show."
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"under control as we once again present our very special guest..."
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"Oh, darn. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Roger Miller."
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"♪ Good things have come to you ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, I see you goin' down the street in your big Cadillac ♪"
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"♪ You got girls in the front You got girls in the back ♪"
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"[♪ Dang Me ]"
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"♪ Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple ♪"
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"♪ Well, I'm the seventh out of seven sons ♪"
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"♪ My pappy was a pistol I'm a son of a gun ♪"
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"[♪ My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died ]"
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"♪ A chicken ain't chicken till it's lickin' good fried ♪"
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"♪ Keep on the sunny side ♪"
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"♪ Three sixty-five for a dollar bill of groceries ♪"
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"♪ A chicken ain't chicken till it's lickin' good fried ♪"
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"♪ You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage ♪"
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"♪ Now, all you gotta do is put your mind to it ♪"
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"♪ Knuckle down, buckle down ♪"
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"But, before we go, this is Kermit the Chicken asking"
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"for one last round of applause for our guest star, Mr. Roger Miller! Yay!"
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"Everybody has."
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"But until then you'll look great!"
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"Gonzo!"
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"We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"Woof, woof, woof!"
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"- [knock on door] - [man] Come in."
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"Roger Miller, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Miller."
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"OK. Thank you, Scooter."
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"Kinda quiet around here for a Muppet show."
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"- When do things start jumping? - Oh, just about... now!"
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"[chuckling] Jump!"
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"OK, OK! Next question: When do they stop?"
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Roger Miller. Yay!"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪"
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"Don't look now, but I think there's penguins among us."
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"[classical music on flute]"
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"We're going to do it again."
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"I'm Kermit, our special guest star is the one and only,"
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"sure-to-please-or-guarantee-your money-back, Mr. Roger Miller."
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"But first... But first, I ask you to picture life aboard the Mayflower,"
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"as it sailed for the New World in 1620."
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"What must it have been like? Uh, probably not like this."
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"[♪ I'm Alabamy Bound ]"
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"[muppet] Hey, this is terrible."
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"- [muppet 2] Take heart, my friend. - [muppet 1] Take heart?"
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"Sixty-six days we've been on this terrible boat. Where're we going?"
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"[muppet 2] Where are we going? I'll tell you where."
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"[muppet 1] Tell us!"
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"♪ We're Alabamy bound ♪"
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"♪ They'll be no heebie-jeebies hanging 'round ♪"
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"♪ Just gave the meanest ticket man on Earth ♪"
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"♪ All I'm worth ♪"
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"♪ To put my tootsies in an upper berth ♪"
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"♪ Just hear the choo-choo sound Whoo! Whoo! ♪"
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"♪ I know that soon we're gonna cover ground ♪"
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