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Clips from NewsRadio - Retirement (S05E05)

"You know what, Max? You're right."
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"Keep your eyes shut and your ears open. Go."
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"[♪]"
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"Is there a Mr. Brick here? A Mr. Brick?"
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"Right here. It's Brock. Mr. Brick?"
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"Brock. Oh."
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"Hello, Mr. Brick. Thank you for coming in for the interview."
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"Well, thank you for having me--"
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"It'll be just a few more minutes."
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"May I help you?"
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"I'm here for the job interview."
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"And you are--?"
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"Matthew Brock."
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"[SIGHS] Brock, Brock, Brock..."
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"Hold on a moment. You might have it as Brick."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Brick,"
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"But I do thank you for your time and have a nice day."
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"[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]"
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"Isn't there anything left for you to accomplish?"
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"Uh... no."
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"Now that I-- Now that I think about it though,"
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"I always saw myself having a, you know,"
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"a retirement party, speeches and all that stuff,"
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"but, nah, I guess maybe not."
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"We could do that. Yeah, we could."
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"Now that I'm actually retiring"
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"I kind of want to sort of just fade into the night."
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"It would just be more like a small dinner."
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"With lots of food. I don't know."
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"Well, really, it would be more for us than for you, sir."
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"There will be dessert, correct?"
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"Okay. Great."
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"Okay. All right. I just--"
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"You know, I don't want to see Matthew pop out of a cake,"
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"give you a lap dance again."
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"which you passed with flying colors, I might add."
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"Yeah, it sure was a test."
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"You know, I've been sitting out here for 45 minutes."
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"Sometimes that happens."
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"Ready for your interview? I guess so."
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"Well, we are rather busy"
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"if you'd like to reschedule. No, I'm ready."
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"Very well. Right this way, sir."
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"That's right. I said sell, dude. Sell. Thanks, dude."
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"Oh, thank you. Okay. Thank you. Take a seat."
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"Looking over your résumé here."
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"Well, yeah, I-- I find that a hand-written résumé"
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"for WNYX for the last five years."
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"Why did you leave?"
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"Because Dave hates me."
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"that this isn't a radio station?"
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"Oh, no. I was under the impression"
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"We're looking for people who are interested in space travel."
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"You are interested in space travel, aren't you?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Good. I'm just gonna ask you a few questions if you don't mind?"
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"Oh, jeez. Yeah, sure. Okay."
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"Question number one: Have you ever been to the moon before?"
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"Do you own your own NASA-approved space suit?"
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"Own? No. No."
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"Well, we may be able to provide you with that."
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"Tell me, can you type?"
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"In space?"
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"How many words per minute?"
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"Well, my record is, like, eight."
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"Now, are these minutes or space minutes?"
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"I do not know the answer to that question."
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"Everybody gives a speech about how much he means to them."
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"He starts crying like a baby and he decides to stay."
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"four..."
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"five."
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"Well, I-- You know, I see two flaws in your plan."
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"Uh, one, I fear there may be a group hug involved,"
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"which would include me and Max."
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"Oh, I wish I had known you were open-minded when we were dating."
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"Nobody is that open-minded."
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"is the exact opposite of ignoring his phony retirement,"
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"which is the right way to handle this."
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"I mean, I-- I-- I just promise you"
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"if you just leave this thing alone,"
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"tomorrow he'll come in here and he won't even remember"
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"having said he would retire."
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"Okay. But I don't think Matthew can count that high."
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"How do you feel?"
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"Not so good."
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"How are you feeling now? Not so good."
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"Office furniture in space is very unstable."
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"Does this mean I get the job?"
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"That would be fine."
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"Welcome to NASA."
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"Oh, I get it. Okay."
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"Yeah, and then he cries and then we cry,"
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"and then someone at the next table tells us to keep it down,"
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"Yeah, I-- I think it can work okay."
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"and this whole thing will pass in a few days."
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"No. I like my plan. We're gonna go with my plan."
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"Look, the deadline for making new plans has long passed."
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"We're gonna go with this plan."
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"The one-two-three-four-five plan, which is my plan."
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"And it's a good plan."
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"You know not what awaits you in the years to come."
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"What?"
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"I don't know. That's all I got."
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"about how much Mr. James means to you,"
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"becuase it's what the plan says and the plan must be followed."
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"Come on, people. Look into your hearts."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Listen, um..."
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"how are you?"
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"I'm well."
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"Oh, this is not easy for me."
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"I'm not good at this. But Dave-- That's all right."
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"Dave. Matthew, what?"
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"Joe and Beth were doing that thing"
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"where they pretend to be people"
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"and can you stop shooting hate rays out of your eyes?"
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"That is something that I will have to discuss"
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"with my ophthalmologist."
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"Oh, thank you. Thank you, Dave."
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