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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Namaste (S09E09)

"( theme music playing )"
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"and your feet planting you on the earth."
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"- ( Leon exhales ) - And raise your arms up."
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"Absorbing the energy of the room."
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"and namaste."
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"Thank you, yogi. ( chuckles )"
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"I wanted to do the downward dog."
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"- You love that downward dog. - Leon: I'm a big dog."
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"- Excuse me. Larry, was it? - Larry: Yes."
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"Um, I just noticed that you didn't, uh,"
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"Namaste means "the light within me"
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"greets the light within you.""
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"try a little namaste and see how it feels?"
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"Well, no one's here now."
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"You know how the third eye works, huh?"
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"- I've studied it for many years, yes. - Is that so?"
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"- Doesn't hurt at all. - It's-- it's disrespectful."
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"Right, right. The third eye's real."
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"- Are you familiar with etiquette? - By the way,"
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"Larry, you're here to be"
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"If you're not gonna acknowledge the light within yourself,"
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"Wow."
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"( Leon chuckles )"
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"Guess who just threw me out of class"
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"and told me never to come back."
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"- Yogi Tina? - Yeah, Yogi Tina."
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"- The fuck did you do? - I wouldn't say namaste."
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"Man, you gotta say namaste, man."
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"Oh, get the fuck out of here. That's so stupid."
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"Larry: What the-- oh, shit!"
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"What you gonna write?"
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"I'm not gonna do that!"
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"I follow the golden rule, okay?"
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"My friend Jasper's golden."
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"- if it was my daughter. - Well, you know,"
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"Go figure that one."
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"listen to this--"
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"I have a friend who asked us a favor"
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"What? What's this?"
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"That turned her on!"
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"Like to see a picture."
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"Who the fuck are you to ask for a picture of anybody?"
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"you're like a-- a two."
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"- A two? - On a good day. On a good day!"
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"- I'm an Uber four. - You are so delusional."
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"Let me tell you something, if I was a two,"
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"Did you call your friend about the-- about the car?"
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"- ( touch tones beeping ) - You know this Bridget friend of hers?"
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"Great girl."
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"I got, uh, my friend Larry."
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"- Hey, Greg. - Greg: Hey, what's going on?"
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"Yeah, he's told me a lot about you, too."
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"- can I bring it over? - Absolutely."
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"- No problem. - Larry: The-- the picture."
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"Susie: What, of Bridget? You're not getting a fucking picture."
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"- Oh, hey, L-Larry. Jeff's friend. - Oh!"
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"- We, uh-- we talked on the phone. - On the phone, yeah, yeah."
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"- How you doing? Nice to meet you. - Eh, you're black."
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"Yes, I'm-- is that a problem?"
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"Just surprised Jeff didn't mention it."
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"like to show off about it, that's all."
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"Um, let's talk about the car."
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"- Yes, let's. Okay. - Okay."
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"All right, so, um, how long you think it'll take?"
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"You know, we'll call you."
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"I don't-- yeah. We'll call you."
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"Any loaners?"
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"Nope."
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"All right."
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"Again, sorry if I, uh, offended you in any way."
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"- Where you from? - I am from Romania."
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"Yeah, you like that, huh?"
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"Yeah, most people would say Budapest."
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"I was having a little dispute with my friend,"
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"um, as to what my Uber rating would be, looks-wise,"
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"from a scale of one to five."
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"Okay, so if you were gonna fix me up with her,"
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"- Just curious. - One to five?"
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"You are a two."
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"- A two? - Two."
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"- You gotta be kidding. - You are older."
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"Excuse me, have you ever been to the beaches in Mamaia?"
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"Have you seen the women on the beaches in-- no, you have not."
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"- Well-- - They're some of the most beautiful in all of Europe."
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"Oh, don't-- please, don't make me laugh."
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"I'm talking about lowland women."
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"- In Romania. - Okay."
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"- Hello? - Man: Larry?"
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"No, I guessed your number. Yeah, I got your note."
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"Look, I really wish you had hung around and stayed."
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"you seem like a complete garbage person."
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"How are you gonna pay for this, asshole?"
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"I will text you my address."
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"And, uh, we'll set up a time."
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"Hey, could you do me a favor?"
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"At the-- at the country club?"
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"That's very funny."
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"- You're kind of funny. - Oh, wow."
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"Yeah, I think we're having kind of a good date here, don't you think?"
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"...and, boy, did she try to talk me out of it, but--"
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"- I'll bet. - It's amazing what, you know--"
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"and the pussy."
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"You know, cock, balls, tits."
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"- Yeah. - You know?"
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"- Just let it in. - Yeah."
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"Let it just slip right in."
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"Okay."
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"Great."
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"In fact, if I were to go home"
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"- Really fantastic. - Wow."
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"Oh, she's-- she's pretty and smart, sexy."
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"- talk this way in a long time. - Yes. I know, I know."
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"- I really like this woman. - I'm happy for you."
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"of holding silverware like a pencil."
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"She holds it like a pencil. That I've never seen before."
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"- Ugh, air. - You know, my-- the big question tonight was,"
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"Oh!"
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"Your head is so shiny."
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"Bridget: Okay, honey. Now, come on."
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"( whispers ) he has Asperger's."
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