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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Blind Date (S04E04)

"and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy."
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"Is there anything else I can do for you?"
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"- I hate to impose again. - No no no."
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"You got room for another one?"
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"- I've got to walk to a station... - Gas?"
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"- Gasoline. - I have a refinery in the back."
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"I'm joking!"
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"- She does it all the time. - Oh, you are married."
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"- Yes. - That's a disappointment."
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"I thought maybe I'd finally met someone."
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"- You don't have a man in your life? - I don't."
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"We're a very superficial people."
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"so it's gonna be tough for you when the..."
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"Hmm."
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"What? What is it?"
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"I think I've got a guy for you."
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"- A blind date? - Literally."
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"All right, look, I'll tell you what."
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"- Hey, Haboos. - Yeah?"
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"- You hungry? - Yeah."
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"I've worked up a little appetite."
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"You ever had delicatessen?"
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"So this dog digs up a bra, "Filling too much.""
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"This place is beautiful."
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"Hey, it's the guys from the car wash."
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"Hey, guys."
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"- Hello. - Remember me?"
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"- The guy with the really clean car. - Yeah."
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"- The blue car. - The blue car."
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"You guys did a good job on that car. Thank you."
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"- You're welcome. - No problem. We had fun cleaning it."
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"- How did you do today? - Pretty good."
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"- Yeah? - We did good today."
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"- How much money did you make? - We made $100. We had 10 cars."
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"Did you happen to see any sunblock"
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"on the passenger seat in my car?"
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"- I don't know. - I didn't see any."
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"- You didn't see any? - Never saw any sunblock at all."
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"- Is that right? - No no."
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"- No, huh, didn't see any? - No."
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"- I didn't see nothing. - No?"
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"I'll tell you why I asked,"
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"- No there wasn't. - The sunblock was missing."
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"I didn't... I didn't know that."
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"- I guess it's missing. Who knows? - Yeah."
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"- We know nothing about sunblock. - Okay, I was just..."
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"You want to sit down and have some food with us?"
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"- It's really good. - Sure, okay."
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"- This is my friend Haboos. I'm Larry. - Oh, hello."
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"- Hello, I'm Stanley. - Hello."
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"Now weren't there, um..."
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"weren't there four of you?"
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"- Uh, no, not recently. - No."
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"No, at the car wash, there were four of you."
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"- He must have gone home? - Or anywhere."
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"You don't know if he went home or not?"
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"- Um, I just... - He might have gone home,"
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"to go get ready for something. I don't know what."
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"Huh, all right."
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"It's really good tuna salad."
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"It's good?"
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"- You want some, Haboos? - No no no."
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"- Oh my God. - Oh."
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"Tunafish on your lap. What are you gonna do?"
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"- I can't do that, Larry. - I'm gonna get it drycleaned for you."
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"I insist. I'm gonna dryclean it for you."
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"Okay, Larry. Okay."
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"Eh, I'm so sorry."
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"Hey, I've got a good joke."
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"An Arab, a Jew, and an Asian fellow..."
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"walk into a bar, okay?"
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"- I'm getting a corned beef on rye. - Oh, yeah."
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"- A vino, a nice vino. - Me too."
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"- Yeah. - We'll have the same thing."
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"Say it again, say it again!"
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"Everybody's in the same boat as you."
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"- Everybody's blind now. - That's exactly what it is."
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"- Thank you. - Just kind of fell in my lap."
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"Thank you. Thank you..."
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"if you gotta pee, knock on a door,"
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"- you never know what could happen. - I'm intrigued."
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"- Let's do it. - By the way, I have to go with you,"
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"- like as a chaperon thing. - What?"
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"Well, I'm sorry. They require a chaperon."
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"Really, there's none, it's perfect."
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"It's perfect. Call her up."
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"She's quite a Muslim."
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"Okay, tell me when to stop."
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"Stop."
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"Why do you do it so fast?"
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"- Well, actually you were too fast. - Oh, I was too fast?"
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"Maybe I'm just not stopping where you want me to stop."
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"- No, really, no. - I think so."
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"I think I got a little something here."
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"You're stopping on the card..."
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"when I say stop, that's the trick, right?"
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"- No. - Is that the trick?"
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"Okay, ahem."
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"- You're not a magician either, Stewart. - Yeah, I am."
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"- No, you're not. - Mmm-hmm."
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"'Cause you know one trick, that makes you a magician?"
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"- You going trick or treating tonight? - Mmm-hmm."
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"Don't say a word to her."
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"You put it in the pantry, I'll divide it up. Understand?"
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"Okay."
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"Now listen, I've got some friends coming over this weekend"
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"- Capisce? - Capisce."
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"- Larry? - Coming, honey."
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"- Is that leather or pleather? - Vinyl,"
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"and it's hot as hell. I'm sweating like a..."
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"- Look at this! - Happy Halloween."
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"- What do you think? - Oh my God."
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"- Huh, is this great? - Doesn't she look great?"
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"Look at Andy Divine over here."
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"Yes, I am, Sheriff."
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"- Now you look hot. - Thank you, Susie."
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"What are you wearing? What is this, no costume?"
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"- No. - Okay, you know what?"
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"- What? - I want you to change your costume."
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"- What? - I don't like that costume."
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