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Clips from The Simpsons - Brawl in the Family (S13E13)

"I'm good for the rest. You know I am."
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"But you've been in jail three times."
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"These hotels are made of Legos. Bart, you're cheating!"
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"Lisa, it was probably an accident."
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"Who else is gonna take care of her? Dad?"
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"Why you little..."
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"Stop fighting!"
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"Mom, that's not how you pry them apart."
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"I've been prying them apart since before you were born!"
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"Hey! Oh, come on, people."
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"And I don't see five Sugar Plums."
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"There, I said it!"
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"All right. We'll be right back."
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"Another case of Monopoly-related violence, Chief."
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"How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?"
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"I am Brenda. I am programmed to talk"
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"Destroy! Destroy!"
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"Hey, this is taffy!"
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"Police brutality!"
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"Nice work, Brenda. I'll take it from here."
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"No way. This is my collar."
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"You got that right. Quiet, you!"
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"That counts as your phone call."
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"Take it back! Take it back!"
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"No. You are an angel."
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"or Will Smith in Bagger Vance, or Slimer in Ghostbusters."
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"Sir, we know you're not an angel."
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"Don't blame me. Blame Tinseltown in its second golden age,"
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"I like to observe each family member individually."
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"Well, my room is my sanctuary."
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"My family knows that and respects that."
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"I got sprayed by a skunk! Let me rub it off on your sweaters!"
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"Just 10 more years."
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"Attention, everyone. This is Gabriel, my personal social worker."
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"How come you get a social worker?"
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"I'm the one with stigmata."
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"Because at 6:00, we go live!"
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"Ah! Okay, Gabriel, this is a bar."
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"It's where I go to drink alcohol,"
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"Homer, I am not an angel!"
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"Well, not with that temper."
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"Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us."
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"Marge, Bart, Girl Bart,"
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"Marge, you medicate your family with food."
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"They chose me."
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"You're a drunken, childish buffoon."
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"Which is society's fault because..."
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"It's your fault, Homer. But I've got an exercise"
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"Who feels like lunch? Me!"
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"Me! Right here!"
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"I hung it on the top of that tree."
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"But how are we supposed to get it?"
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"You'll just have to cooperate."
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"Cooperate?"
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"Well, this is one family that doesn't swing that way!"
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"Are you sure?"
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"one falafel... Thank you."
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"Gabriel, are you okay?"
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"has attracted some unwanted visitors."
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"We've got to do something! But what?"
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"Here's how it's gonna go down."
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"As a family, we drive away."
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"That's what Gabriel would've wanted."
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"Look. We can't fall into old patterns."
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"What?"
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"That's great. But so are the wolves and cougars!"
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"Dad's on the log. Now, Mom, you get the car and pull them to safety!"
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"My driving ankle."
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"Bart, I know this sounds crazy,"
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"but do you think you can drive a car?"
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"Okay. But it's my first time."
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"Give them the food!"
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"Oh, no! The roast beef is making them stronger!"
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"And the falafel is making them angrier!"
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"Give them the beer!"
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"It will impair their motor skills!"
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"No! I will never..."
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"We are family"
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"Our bitter fights are now history"
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"We are family"
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"Wolves and cougars ate our roast beef"
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"You broke out of your normal roles"
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"to accomplish something as a family."
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"I really earned my wings."
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"I knew it!"
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"No. I mean this CD."
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"Band on the run"
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"Mmm."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Oh, it's the woman I married in Vegas!"
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"and your seed should be wiped from the earth."
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"Give it to me, baby."
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"Homer! It's okay! We're married!"
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"Marge, I'm sorry! But it wasn't my fault."
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"If I had known there were loose women in Las Vegas,"
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"Amber, tell her how I abandoned you!"
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"Where's the bed?"
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"Oh Lord, I know my new wife is a little more"
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"But I know you'd want me to honor my sacred vows. So, I will."
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"Hey, stud. Where do you keep your Wet Ones? I need a shower."
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"Upstairs? I hit the jackpot!"
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"So, sitting on the bed, eh?"
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"Get out, Homer."
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"Homer, I don't know if I can ever forgive you."
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"Please go away."
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"But I'm gonna come back with the greatest gift"
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"a husband can give his wife. An annulment from his secret wife."
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"But I only love Marge!"
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"I hereby order you to take care of both of your wives!"
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"You can't kick me out. It'll cause a miscount in the census!"
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"A miscount!"
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"Of all things to ever come back"
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"Please, just leave me alone."
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"Faster! Faster! Faster!"
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"Use both hands!"
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"Rise and shine and give God your glory, glory!"
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"Me and the boys made you breakfast in bed."
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"It's the best darn-diddily way"
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"to start your first Flanders day."
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"We don't use the "I" word in this house."
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