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Clips from The Simpsons - Brawl in the Family (S13E13)

"Where's my cigarettes?"
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"We flushed your sin sticks down to hell."
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"Smokers are jokers."
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"Me! Me! I do!"
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"Hey, Vegas Mom, how long are you gonna stay here?"
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"You know, I bet you and me could be friends."
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"I'm eight years old."
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"You could look seven."
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"with two wives would be happy."
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"No. You're thinking of someone with two knives."
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"Yeah!"
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"Homer? Marge, you're speaking to me?"
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"Why don't you come inside and we'll talk?"
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"Talk about what? Sports? Bigamy?"
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"You insensitive jerk!"
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"You know, there are only so many times"
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"Why don't you just take Britney Beers and get out of here?"
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"I would, if it wasn't for the kids!"
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"Hey, the heart wants what it wants, dude."
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"We had a good run."
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"My lady's glass is empty, Moe."
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"No, honey. This time make it a Sex on the Beach."
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"And hold the Beach!"
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"You know, she can put that mole anywhere on her face."
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"Wow."
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"To Amber, who proves there are seconds in the buffet of life."
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"Morning, love muffin."
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"And that was a wedding night I'll never forget!"
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"You want to give Honest Abe another term in the Oval Office?"
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"No!"
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"Do you, Amber, take Abraham as your lawful wedded husband,"
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"renouncing all others?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Our plan worked perfectly."
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"And we carried it out as a family."
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"Yeah. But this time you woke up with more than a hangover!"
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"You're married to me! Me!"
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"Yeah. I'm sure there's poker games we can be won in."
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"I'm so proud of us."
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"When we stick together, we can do anything."
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"Oh! I lost another wife!"
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"You know, I have a son about your age."
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"Oh, I love that."
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"Let's get started."
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"Moving on to new business, what act of unmitigated evil"
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"Oh! Oh, oh, oh."
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"You've already done enough, Nader."
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"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw."
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"Well, I'd like to trust you, Homer."
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"I'm a social worker."
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"In a difficult case like this,"
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"the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy."
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"How I loathe him!"
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"Homer, your problem is quite simple."
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"...and plenty of beer."
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"We cover for each other as a family."
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"We've got to think of a plan."
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"Yeah. I'm looking for Homer Simpson."
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"No offense, children."
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"You and Ned married a couple of floozies?"
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"peppermint than you're used to."
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"Look, I married her. But that is as far as we went."
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"Oh, yeah. That's good."
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"Faster! Oh, you do that like a pro!"
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"Oh, no. She's making him a sandwich!"
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"Oops. Watch the swears, honey bear."
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"Smokers are jokers! Smokers are jokers!"
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"Bigamy!"
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"Well, that's the last we'll see of them."
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"Her lips look like night crawlers!"
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"Who are you?"
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"Oh, no. We didn't."
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"Well, we almost didn't."
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"We're married? But how?"
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"What plan? You got me drunk."
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"I can't take it! You're too goody-goody!"
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"I'm so sorry, Grampa."
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"Well, it hurts now. But the senility will take care of that."
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"I want to buy a house. Hey, where'd they go?"
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"That better be Wardrobe."
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"Stanford. This family has hit rock bottom."
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"Now, Bart!"
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"I'm not going anywhere. I already unpacked my delicates."
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"Not a sports fan, huh?"
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"We'd better stay inside, at least until the squirrels stop melting."
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"Okay. Why are we in the woods?"
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"Pennsylvania Avenue."
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"their moves and don't seem to care!"
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"He has to be here. I'm just that nuts."
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"which is the mortal equivalent of your ambrosia."
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"Oh!"
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"recycling a felony."
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"Thanks a lot, everybody."
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"Oh, wait. It's Blatz."
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"I got a set."
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"I would never have let you go!"
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"it sure is neat that you managed to hunt me down."
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"Hello?"
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"I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn."
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"Jeez, Homer. I thought someone"
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"Oh, my head! Aspirin."
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"D'oh!"
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"How can an iron be a landlord?"
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"Okay. Everyone turn to the left."
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"I see five guys who don't know"
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"Too bad real women don't come with these, huh?"
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"My husband sees too many movies."
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"So, I make a few practice dinners before showtime."
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"Thank you, Marge. You sure do love cooking."
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"Homer and Ned, you may now kiss your brides."
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"Fair enough."
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"and bite me in the ass, this is the worst!"
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"Doesn't it bother you that you're breaking up our family?"
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"I could show you how to put on makeup."
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"But you wouldn't take "I can't" for an answer."
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"He paid for the hour."
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"And it better be good news."
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