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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Negotiation (S05E05)

"next thing I know, I'm hot wiring a car and driving away."
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"You do not wanna meet Young Sheldon."
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"Really? Ah, that's disappointing. He was so good in "Big Little Lies.""
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"They could take my badge, Judy!"
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"Now turn around and come back to me, you fool?"
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"Now's the time where you tell me everything's gonna be okay."
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"Eliza Doolittle doesn't go back to her old life."
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"- Yes. - You see, Amy?"
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"Can you guys forgive me? Please?"
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"Just got off the phone with the brass."
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"Well, there are some diamonds."
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"diamond mines, but, yes, I see what you're saying"
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"in regards to these diamonds and it ruining my career."
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"I usually run into him about once a year."
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"I feel the same way. You my best friend too."
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"But I did record you a CD of original smush jams"
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"- so... - So..."
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"at a jewelry store on Atlantic"
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"that just turned into a hostage situation."
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"They want you to be the negotiator."
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"You prayed for a hostage situation?"
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"Yes, I did. Every single day."
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"I don't understand. Why isn't ESU handling this?"
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"Apparently, the hostage-taker asked for Jake by name."
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"Oh, yes, it's getting even cooler."
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"Ooh! Or the identical twin of someone I put away for life."
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"It doesn't matter. Let's go negotiate!"
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"[sirens wailing]"
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"I'm Jake Peralta, the negotiator."
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"- Oh, so you're Jake Peralta? - The negotiator, yes."
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"- Who are you? - Dennis Kole, ESU."
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"This was my crime scene before you bozos got here."
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"and you just took my first hostage situation."
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"All I've done up till now is talk jumpers off of rooftops."
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"But that must be satisfying in its own way, right?"
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"Yeah, really satisfying saving a crazy person's life."
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"Whatever. Here's a little advice."
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"- I don't like you two. - Not so much advice"
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"as it is a hurtful statement based on limited interaction."
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"- Get the hell in there. - Ooh, it says "negotiator" on it."
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"and I'm approaching the building"
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"- You wanted to talk to me? - Keep those hands in the air."
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"And wave 'em like you just don't care."
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"I'm just messing with you, Peralta."
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"Sergeant, a member of"
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"Would you mind speaking with her?"
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"Of course. Terry loves answering"
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"- the hard questions. - [elevator dings]"
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"I guess you don't have time to take off those ridiculous suspenders."
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"- What? - Hello, Miss Sumter."
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"Hello, Captain."
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"I'm excited to speak to you subordinates"
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"I thought you could talk to Sergeant Jeffords here."
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"Sergeant? Oh, um..."
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"I'd rather not talk to a supervisor."
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"I was hoping to interview one of your detectives."
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"Perhaps, um... him?"
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"- Excuse me? - There was a wasp near me,"
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"which has since disappeared."
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"You can interview Detective Hitchcock"
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"and I am completely fine with that."
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"I thought you'd be happy to see me."
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"Oh, and also, this is a hostage situation!"
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"Wow! It's like that."
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"Yes, it's like that. What the hell?"
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"- I thought you went straight? - I did."
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"I'm a high-end car broker now."
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"I procure luxury vehicles for the rich and famous"
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"and I do it legally."
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"Last week I dropped off a Bugatti"
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"to the kid with the lisp from "Stranger Things.""
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"You met Dustin? Was he cool?"
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"Do him and the rest of the gang hang out in real life?"
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"You know what? No. We are not chatting right now."
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"You have three hostages."
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"You mean Pam and the two Bobs?"
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"They not hostages. I prefer to call them"
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""collateral friendships.""
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"Actually, I'd rather still not be a hostage."
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"- No, not really. - Absolutely, best friends."
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"Two years ago before I went straight, I stole a car from a drug dealer."
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"- Martin Halloway. - Oh, no, Judy, he's a bad guy."
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"I know. When I realized it was his car,"
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"I torched it along with the drugs"
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"Oh, no, Judy. Trunk drugs?"
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"Millions of dollars of them."
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"Halloway just found out it was me."
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"But did you tell him you went straight?"
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"- Did you tell him about Dustin? - I did."
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"He said he doesn't watch "Stranger Things.""
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"- Oh, this guy is the worst. - I know."
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"He said he's gonna kill my mom if I don't do this job."
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"He can't do that. I love your mom."
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"stealing this big ole bag of diamonds."
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"I need you to help me save my mama."
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"- Help you how? - Easy."
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"and Judy turns himself in, and why is that amazing, Rosa?"
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"- Halloway's a huge crime boss. - And what else?"
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"We don't all agree. He's trapped and desperate."
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"Everything he told you is a lie."
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"- Why do you say he's lying? - That's all negotiating is."
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"Two liars lying to each other"
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"until one liar stands too close to the window"
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"It absolutely is. Now, get in there"
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"The window plan is on. I repeat."
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"Snipers to zero. Snipers take a nap."
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"You think I'd miss opening day of your food truck?"
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"- I'm your biggest fan. - Also your biggest investor."
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"She was freaking out she was gonna lose a ton of money."
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"I told you that in confidence."
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"Well, don't worry. I'm feeling good."
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""The One Thing" truck is ready to serve."
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"- "The One Thing"? - Yeah."
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"We only serve one thing:"
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"made exactly the way Nana Boyle used to."
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"I can't believe this is finally happening."
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"[squeals playfully]"
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"[growls playfully]"
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"- Ahh! - Uh, Charles?"
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"Sorry, I'm a bit stressed. Jason and Jeff,"
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