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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Negotiation (S05E05)

"Peralta, there was a botched B & E"
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"Oh, my God, my prayers have finally been answered."
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"Oh, man, I wonder who it is. Ooh!"
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"- Ooh! Or the fraternal twin of... - Jake!"
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"Just get down there! Take Diaz with you."
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"Yep. Yep, yep, yep. How do I look?"
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"Hey, everyone, I'm here."
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"Nice to meet you too, Dennis."
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"I've spent ten years as a negotiator"
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"He wants to talk to you."
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"[suspenseful music]"
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"I am unarmed"
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"♪ ♪"
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"What?"
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"Put your hands down, give me a hug, baby."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"the Commissioner selection committee is coming in today"
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"to tour the precinct and do some interviews."
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"Oh, here she is."
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"and learn more about your management style."
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"- Why you being so weird. - Oh, I don't know."
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"I didn't sleep well last night, so I'm probably tired from that."
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"I gave 'em each 500 bucks out of my own pocket."
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"- Thanks again, Doug. - You the man, Doug."
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"Pam hasn't come around on me yet."
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"I'm sorry. Officer, are you friends with this criminal?"
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"It's a layered relationship, Pam."
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"- What is going on, man? - This isn't my fault."
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"Said I had to do a job for him to pay off my debt."
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"So do I. That's why I'm here"
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"Jake, you know how dangerous this dude can be."
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"I got a plan that's good for everyone."
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"All I need is for you to..."
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"Let him go so he can arrange a drop with Halloway."
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"We arrest Halloway, save Judy's mom,"
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"NYPD's been trying to get Halloway for years."
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"- And? - That's it."
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"Yeah, it is. So, since we all agree,"
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"I'll go tell Judy that the plan is on."
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"and gets shot in the head."
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"and coax him to a window. Snipers to one."
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"- The window plan is on. - No, no, no, no, no!"
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"The nap plan is on. It's nap time, snipers."
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"Amy, Gina, you came!"
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"the perfect meatball sandwich..."
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"I have the day off. I can step in and help."
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"I'm not lying. I don't wanna be a criminal."
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"- Ed Breakfast for school board. - Who?"
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"If you come in here, I will shoot him."
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"I can't believe Peralta got taken hostage."
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"The good news is..."
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"- and... - JUDY: I'm ready to negotiate."
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"Okay, see. The cut is a little slopey."
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"Oh."
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"Why don't you just take that knife,"
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"put it to my throat, and finish the job!"
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"- Huh? - Do I look like Jake to you?"
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"- No, not at all. - Then why are you trying"
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"- to screw me? - Oh, my God, Charles,"
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"[suspenseful music]"
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"[grunts]"
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"All right, look, this is not really a hostage situation."
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"- and then you'll both drown. - Wow, that's dark."
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"and second, he's not that kind of scorpion anymore."
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"Look, I know he used to be a criminal and he's fooled me in the past,"
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"- Right, Judy? - I promise."
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"and how she's at lunch. That means we have one hour"
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"Chick, foxy, Jew, throb."
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"Practice introducing yourself."
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"[chuckles] Nice job."
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"The answers disgusting, so I shouldn't tell her."
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"- It's time. - [door opens]"
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"You look incredible."
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"I cannot believe I didn't know"
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"you and Amy were getting married."
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"What's your color of preference?"
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"French grey or mineral blue?"
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"Consider it gifted. Also, it would me my honor,"
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""Kiss From a Rose" really exploits my range."
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"Fine, but I wanna know what's going on in there."
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"Will you calm down? The food's a diversion."
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"Anyways, you know what to do now."
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"What I do best. Turn my heart off."
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"- What just happened? - Looks like Scully collapsed."
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"Send an ambulance!"
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"We're coming out."
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"Why is there a sheet over his head?"
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"Why was there a sheet over his head?"
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"Hostages are coming out!"
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"Okay, let's ride."
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"I love laser-T. We gotta go sometime, man."
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"- [cell phone dings] - Uh-oh."
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"So sandwich number one will be fine,"
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"Change in menu. We're serving soggy turds now!"
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"- We're not chefs! - And you never will be."
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"[scoffs]"
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"Is Hitchcock doing okay?"
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"Oh, dear, he's going to lick something off his fingers."
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"As if in thought."
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"- Precinct, precinct. - Yeah."
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"We swept the area."
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"Halloway will come and get them."
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"[car door closes]"
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"- Peralta! - No, no, no, not now."
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"That's Halloway. We gotta arrest him."
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"- Jake, he's running. - Come on, man."
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"Only if I get the collar and 100% of the credit."
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"Are you negotiating right now?"
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"[both grunt]"
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"I just couldn't let this guys get away."
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"Look, man, I'm fine with it."
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"and at the end of the day, that's what this is all about."
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"Right, well, that and getting a major drug lord off the streets."
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"Where is he? Doug?"
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"- Doug! - Wait, why are you"
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"Oh, my God, he has the diamonds, doesn't he?"
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"I'm sure Judy didn't run off with the diamonds."
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"I bet he's looking for us right now."
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"Dude, he's already gone. He's not picking up."
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