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Clips from Archer - Danger Island: Different Modes of Preparing the Fruit (S09E09)

"- Well, what have we here? - Nothing! What do you want?!"
Archer
"I brought you some more brandy, but it looks like"
Archer
"your hostess has already had a bit too much. [Snoring]"
Archer
"- Maybe we should let her sleep. - She's fine. Get out!"
Archer
"Let's let her sleep."
Archer
"Gottverdammt, woman!"
Archer
"- Are you deaf, or just stupid?! - Pick one."
Archer
"Manu, dear, could I borrow you?"
Archer
"Would you be a little lamb"
Archer
"and show Miss Vandertunt's guest to the door?"
Archer
"Fine! Und from now on,"
Archer
"- I will eat die Scheißen-Pasta at Luigi's! - Ugh, Luigi's."
Archer
"[sad sigh] A-ta-ta-taaa... [Italian theme]"
Archer
"[straining] C'mon... c'mon..."
Archer
"Upsy... daisy!"
Archer
"Ugh."
Archer
"[drunk, sleepy] Do I get my nine dollars now?"
Archer
"- No. - Doot doot!"
Archer
"I cannot wait to find that verdammt idol"
Archer
"and get off this Scheiße island!"
Archer
"Und why am I speaking English?!"
Archer
"[Archer] Pam, how's the map, you almost done?"
Archer
"Hang on... [speaking under breath]"
Archer
"Yeah, okay, done!"
Archer
"- What the shit?! - Oh, I know, it just keeps getting worse!"
Archer
"I said blot! Why didn't you blot?!"
Archer
"Why didn't I sew your asshole shut"
Archer
"like a Christmas goddamn goose?!"
Archer
"- Huh? - What?"
Archer
"- Is that not how they do it? - First of all,"
Archer
"I'm pretty sure the asshole is gone,"
Archer
"out of any bird, way before you start cooking..."
Archer
"[Fuchs] Was ist los? [all gasp]"
Archer
"[Fuchs] Ach! Das fenster ist zerbrochen..."
Archer
"- [whispers] Okay, we're going to Plan B! - [whispers] What, no, I hate Plan B!"
Archer
"- Rrrk! - [whispers] We're doing. Plan B."
Archer
"[coughs] [whispers] And you better sell it, bird!"
Archer
"Come on, out the back!"
Archer
"[Fuchs] Hallo?"
Archer
"Aw, man... Okay, here it goes..."
Archer
"[Crackers squawking, wings flapping and thumping]"
Archer
"[Fuchs exclaiming]"
Archer
"[Pam laughs] Oh, man... Plan B is the best."
Archer
"[Fuchs] Aaaaagh! Fledermaus, fledermaus!"
Archer
"[Crackers squawks]"
Archer
"[Fuchs] Excuse me? Come here, please."
Archer
"Si, signore?"
Archer
"So, for context, last night I was attacked"
Archer
"by what I can only assume was a giant jungle bat,"
Archer
"which did this to my face, and left me"
Archer
"and my house covered in blood and shit."
Archer
"Ah. Terribile..."
Archer
"Ja ja, it was indeed terrible."
Archer
"But not compared to this breakfast! [clatter, sad sigh]"
Archer
"And probably not compared to this goddamn map."
Archer
"- Aw, c'mon, I was in a hurry. - To suck?"
Archer
"[Crackers] I'll tell you what sucks..."
Archer
"[winces] Ooh. Being mistaken for a bat."
Archer
"Ooh. But not as much as that map."
Archer